Trick Questions for kids (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

When I was a kid, I had this awesome book that was like three inches by two inches and it was filled with riddles. The kind that were meant to seem like one answer, but tricked you. I loved this book and still remember a few to this day.

They had questions in them like:

"Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?"

"An electric train is going 20 mph east and the wind is blowing 15 mph west. Which way is the smoke from the engine blowing?"

"Do the have the 4th of July in England?"

Just silly things like that. Does anyone remember any of these from their childhood? I was trying to put a list together to pass along to my young'n.

TIA
TIS

 

[Fennis]

"I can't operate on this boy its my son!" Yet the boys father was at home watching TV. How could this be?

 

[butcher boy]

What does a cow drink?

 

[Parrothead]

If your friend has 8 apples, and you take away 3, how many apples do you have?

 

[=Smackdown=]

"I can't operate on this boy its my son!" Yet the boys father was at home watching TV. How could this be?

Mom is the doc

 

[Ilov80s]

I dug a hole that was 5 feet long, 3 feet wide and 2 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

 

[=Smackdown=]

What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

What goes up and never comes down?

What happened when wheel was invented?

What has 4 wheels & flies?

 

[TheIronSheik]

If your friend has 8 apples, and you take away 3, how many apples do you have?

3

But in the future, for anyone adding one, might be good to add the answer since I'm not that smart a man.

 

[Fennis]

"I can't operate on this boy its my son!" Yet the boys father was at home watching TV. How could this be?

Mom is the doc

pffft like a chick could be a doctor

 

[Short Corner]

How many times did the bus stop?

 

[matttyl]

My great uncle used this one on me quite a few times, and I never seemed to get the right answer (as there was no one right answer).

"If you've got two ducks in front of two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks - how many ducks do you have?"

 

[DCThunder]

A rooster lays an egg on the very top of the chicken house. Which way will the egg roll, left or right?

 

[Fennis]

My great uncle used this one on me quite a few times, and I never seemed to get the right answer (as there was no one right answer).

"If you've got two ducks in front of two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks - how many ducks do you have?"

time to buy a new fence

 

[Parrothead]

how many birthdays does an average person have?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"When did you stop sucking #### for money?"

 

[Fennis]

How that elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know.

 

[Ilov80s]

"When did you stop sucking #### for money?"

If you have nuts on your wall, you have walnuts. If you have nuts on your chest, you have chestnuts. What do you have if you have nuts on your chin?

 

[Short Corner]

How many months have 28 days?

 

[bostonfred]

Where do they bury the survivors

Pete and repete

Reach in my pocket and see what pops up

 

[ChiefD]

I dug a hole that was 5 feet long, 3 feet wide and 2 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

None.

Bam.

 

[=Smackdown=]

Heavy it is but reverse it's not.

 

[bostonfred]

10% of all guys masturbate in the shower, the other 90% sing. What song do they sing? I knew you weren't part of the 90%

 

[dozer]

Have you ever sucked a #### all you could?

 

[Sarnoff]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

 

[butcher boy]

"When did you stop sucking #### for money?"

If you have nuts on your wall, you have walnuts. If you have nuts on your chest, you have chestnuts. What do you have if you have nuts on your chin?

If Pro is the opposite of Con, then what do you call the opposite of Progress?

 

[Fennis]

"When did you stop sucking #### for money?"

If you have nuts on your wall, you have walnuts. If you have nuts on your chest, you have chestnuts. What do you have if you have nuts on your chin?

would you kiss a rabbit between its ears?

 

[bostonfred]

If you were out in the middle of nowhere, nobody around for miles, and you woke up with a sore butt, like someone had sexed you in the middle of the night, would you tell anyone? No? Want to go camping this weekend?

 

[Fennis]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

 

[Fennis]

If you were out in the middle of nowhere, nobody around for miles, and you woke up with a sore butt, like someone had sexed you in the middle of the night, would you tell anyone? No? Want to go camping this weekend?

sure

 

[butcher boy]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

 

[Parrothead]

do you know what moth balls smell like?\

how'd you get their little legs apart??

 

[Fennis]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

 

[Parrothead]

draw me a picture of a henway

 

[Sarnoff]

You're out camping when there's an avalanche. You're able to make it to an abandoned cabin and will have to wait there to be rescued. You only have one match left, and the cabin has a wood burning stove, a kerosene lamp, and an oil heater. Which should you light first?

 

[dozer]

Hey! What's that under there?

 

[mquinnjr]

I dug a hole that was 5 feet long, 3 feet wide and 2 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

None

 

[butcher boy]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

oh ok I looked it up. It's basically the same thing as a penisdo.

 

[Fennis]

You're out camping when there's an avalanche. You're able to make it to an abandoned cabin and will have to wait there to be rescued. You only have one match left, and the cabin has a wood burning stove, a kerosene lamp, and an oil heater. Which should you light first?

I'd burn that mother####ing cabin to the ground

 

[ChiefD]

You're out camping when there's an avalanche. You're able to make it to an abandoned cabin and will have to wait there to be rescued. You only have one match left, and the cabin has a wood burning stove, a kerosene lamp, and an oil heater. Which should you light first?

The match.

Bam.

 

[Short Corner]

What's the difference between a blow job and a salad?

 

[Guest]

If you have two US coins totaling $ .15 and one of them is not a nickel, what coins do you have?

 

[xulf]

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A TOWEL!

 

[mquinnjr]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

oh ok I looked it up. It's basically the same thing as a penisdo.

What's a penisdo?

 

[Ilov80s]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

oh ok I looked it up. It's basically the same thing as a penisdo.

What's a penisdo?

In your case, not much.

 

[Ilov80s]

If you have two US coins totaling $ .15 and one of them is not a nickel, what coins do you have?

Is the other a nickel, be honest.

 

[Tom Servo]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

oh ok I looked it up. It's basically the same thing as a penisdo.

What's a penisdo?

In your case, not much.

BAM!

 

[Wrigley]

Do you like Gladiator movies?

 

[Ilov80s]

Do you like Gladiator movies?

You ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Freelove]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

When I was a kid, I had this one in a book of Mensa Brain Teasers. Their answer was "one." Never had much respect for High IQ societies thereafter.

 

[Brony]

Is it pee?