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MIL took the wife to the Hawks/Blues game today so I'm at home with my 3 little girls(identical 5 yr olds and a 3 yr old)
Stuck at home doing yard work, I decided to put them to work picking up sticks and pine cones in the front yard, their reward was a trip to the local play McDonald's(not my choice)
Of course anyone who has ever spent more than 5 minutes in any restaurant with any girl under the age of 90 knows that they will have to use the bathroom at least 3 times before your crap meal is done
Luckily our play McDs has a unisex bathroom attached to the playroom. Our first visit we had to wait for a father and his young son to exit, we entered only to find the entire toilet seat covered in urine. I was irate, what kind of ###### lets his kid piss all over the seat? I mean, come on
Second trip, we skip the unisex bathroom all together and head to the men's room. Of course the stall is busy but almost immediately hear a flush, and a man in his late 30's exits. I excuse ourselves, as we maneuver around him into the stall. I'm shocked to find, once again, piss all over the seat. Not only did this guy skip the urinals to use the stall, he's skipped the urinals so he can piss all over the seat. Strike two
Third time was a little different, not 5 minutes after potty break number 2, one of my girls tells me she's got to go again(this time #2) My other two are stuck inside one of the giant tubes inside the play area, I explain to #2 that we can't go potty until the other 2 come out of the play area. Two minutes later I'm in the stall again, only to find out that my daughter has pooped her pants. Strike 3, I'm out
Time to start drinking
Stuck at home doing yard work, I decided to put them to work picking up sticks and pine cones in the front yard, their reward was a trip to the local play McDonald's(not my choice)
Of course anyone who has ever spent more than 5 minutes in any restaurant with any girl under the age of 90 knows that they will have to use the bathroom at least 3 times before your crap meal is done
Luckily our play McDs has a unisex bathroom attached to the playroom. Our first visit we had to wait for a father and his young son to exit, we entered only to find the entire toilet seat covered in urine. I was irate, what kind of ###### lets his kid piss all over the seat? I mean, come on
Second trip, we skip the unisex bathroom all together and head to the men's room. Of course the stall is busy but almost immediately hear a flush, and a man in his late 30's exits. I excuse ourselves, as we maneuver around him into the stall. I'm shocked to find, once again, piss all over the seat. Not only did this guy skip the urinals to use the stall, he's skipped the urinals so he can piss all over the seat. Strike two
Third time was a little different, not 5 minutes after potty break number 2, one of my girls tells me she's got to go again(this time #2) My other two are stuck inside one of the giant tubes inside the play area, I explain to #2 that we can't go potty until the other 2 come out of the play area. Two minutes later I'm in the stall again, only to find out that my daughter has pooped her pants. Strike 3, I'm out
Time to start drinking
What a story. Can absolutely relate with three little girls. Absolutely dread having to take them into a public men's room. 
(In my world there is NO way my MIL or wife are going to an NHL game).
You already have someone else's piss on the your shoes by walking into the stall. Do you think there is an imaginary wall around the seat that keeps the piss either in the toilet or on the seat? Those idiots who can't hit the toilet anyway are likely letting the last few drops go onto the floor right where you are standing. I am not a fan of public toilets, especially when they are obviously not cleaned well. The worse they are maintained the less caring patrons are. That said, the bottom of my shoe is what I use to either lift the seat or flush, I have gotten pretty efficient at it over the years and you can easily just use the bottom of the shoes, which either get clean by walking more or are already dirty.
