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Ukranian Chick tries to become real life Barbie Doll (1 Viewer)

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This is 21-going-on-6-year-old Valeria Lukyanova (links to her Ukranian Facebook-y thing with LITERALLY 10,000 more photos of Little Ms. Vain). Valeria always dreamed of being a real life Barbie doll. And now, after numerous surgeries, she's finally realized her dream AND CAN HOPEFULLY MOVE ON TO ACTUALLY DREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. Wow, of all the dreams in the world to come true of course it's squandered on the girl who wants to look like Barbie and not everybody hoping for a cure for cancer. "That little #####." *pointing* That girl said it, not me!

Hit the jump for more pictures of the WTFery than you could shake a cheeseburger at (although someone should certainly still try).
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HOT or CREEPY : You decide. Link >

10,000+ photos >

 
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If I brought that girl home, I think my father would have another heart attack, while attempting to high-five me.

 
Some good comments on that first link:

I'd hit it and then I'd pop its head off and put it on my bike. she has failed. Barbie has no ######, i doubt she took the step to get sewn shut. She is also walking in a pair of sandals. Barbie's feet could never walk on a flat shoes because she has abnormally high arches. She has to wear heals or tip toes. I am going to write her a strongly worded letter ob how much of a failure she is and i hope she cries. Also, barbie has like 80 jobs. Every pic of this ##### is her on the beach. :-)When she dies will she be buried in a giant Barbie doll box held in by those twisty plastic things?This takes me back to the time when i undressed my sister's barbies just to "see" "what was under".I'd still have sex with it. Or at least yank it's fake hair and uncloth it and shoot bbs at it while it hangs like a pinata. That's what I did with my sister's barbies anyway...
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Did she really go all out Barbie? Whats the situation in the lady parts region? Does her mouth open (could be good or bad either way)?

 
7: Cute girl on the toy shelf, in doll houses, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops at Kaybee.
 
Dating a few Ukranian girls in my past had me convinced that they're all ####ed in skull. This isn't helping break the stereotype.

 
Very few "full length" shots among those. I understand that the emphasis is on her mammaries, and not her elfin hips, but...

 
Normal guy is going to hit it because the body is hot. Most normal guys worry about the mess that she is after it is hit.

 
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