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Keerock said:
'Brady Marino said:
'pittstownkiller said:
P.S. it may be a little awkward at the twins party but some topless pictures would be appreciated.
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:goodposting: Still patiently awaiting updates. I have no idea why your SIL is so fascinating.
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Because she's hot. If she were a 300 lb dog, nobody would care.
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The test will be to report her missing and see how much media picks up the story. She's down to regional news coverage now; she was national before.

 
Honestly, this chick sounds like the classic case of someone with a mood disorder (I'll take a wild stab at bi polar) who used alcohol to cope, and is now trapped in this dark hole of a lifestyle. She's been enabled by her looks and party girl personality, but now even that thin veneer is all falling apart.

She's the only person who can turn it around. It's heart breaking, but that's life.

Sad thread at the end of the day. Hope her kids aren't too damaged from this, but I don't hold out a lot of hope.

 
Bogeys said:
How are the kids doing during all this? Well I hope.
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About three months ago the SIL moved back in after losing her rental(she's a drunk idiot)

Luckily the kids were out on the West Coast camping their way from Seattle to Calli

The idea was she would move in, get her #### together, and move out when the kids got back.

Guess what.......

 
Wrigley said:
Bogeys said:
How are the kids doing during all this? Well I hope.
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About three months ago the SIL moved back in after losing her rental(she's a drunk idiot)

Luckily the kids were out on the West Coast camping their way from Seattle to Calli

The idea was she would move in, get her #### together, and move out when the kids got back.

Guess what.......
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Thinking she is a lost cause, just hoping the kids aren't the ones that end up paying. Good thoughts heading your way, not sure I would be as patient as you have been.

 
Wrigley said:
Bogeys said:
How are the kids doing during all this? Well I hope.
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About three months ago the SIL moved back in after losing her rental(she's a drunk idiot)

Luckily the kids were out on the West Coast camping their way from Seattle to Calli

The idea was she would move in, get her #### together, and move out when the kids got back.

Guess what.......
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And NOW you tell us!? :angry:

;)

 
:blackdot: happy friday all! Now we need the updated photo's. Oh, and why the heck would you let her back in your house?

 
Wrigley said:
Bogeys said:
How are the kids doing during all this? Well I hope.
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About three months ago the SIL moved back in after losing her rental(she's a drunk idiot)

Luckily the kids were out on the West Coast camping their way from Seattle to Calli

The idea was she would move in, get her #### together, and move out when the kids got back.

Guess what.......
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I'm surprised this plan didn't work. Good luck.

 
sbonomo said:
:blackdot: happy friday all! Now we need the updated photo's. Oh, and why the heck would you let her back in your house
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For the record, I didn't let her back in.......this is all on my wife.

I'm heading out to town for the weekend(thank god), so I'll work on getting a picture early next week

 
Wrigley said:
sbonomo said:
:blackdot: happy friday all! Now we need the updated photo's. Oh, and why the heck would you let her back in your house
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For the record, I didn't let her back in.......this is all on my wife.

I'm heading out to town for the weekend(thank god), so I'll work on getting a picture early next week
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Hi def, please. I want to be able to count the broken capillaries on her nose.

 
Wrigley said:
sbonomo said:
:blackdot: happy friday all! Now we need the updated photo's. Oh, and why the heck would you let her back in your house
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For the record, I didn't let her back in.......this is all on my wife.

I'm heading out to town for the weekend(thank god), so I'll work on getting a picture early next week
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I can't wait for the monday update....way to leave us on the edge of the cliff.

 
Ya know, if you told her there are a bunch of guys on the interwebs that would offer $ for a certain type of pic. It might help her get back on her feet and out of your door.

Just saying.

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
Ya know, if you told her there are a bunch of guys on the interwebs that would offer $ for a certain type of pic. It might help her get back on her feet and out of your door.

Just saying.
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This advice would have been more helpful about 5 slut years ago.

 
Wrigley said:
Bogeys said:
How are the kids doing during all this? Well I hope.
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About three months ago the SIL moved back in after losing her rental(she's a drunk idiot)

Luckily the kids were out on the West Coast camping their way from Seattle to Calli

The idea was she would move in, get her #### together, and move out when the kids got back.

Guess what.......
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Oh, and :lmao:

Who was responsible for and signed off on this "idea"?

 
T Bell said:
Honestly, this chick sounds like the classic case of someone with a mood disorder (I'll take a wild stab at bi polar) who used alcohol to cope, and is now trapped in this dark hole of a lifestyle. She's been enabled by her looks and party girl personality, but now even that thin veneer is all falling apart.
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I agree, she'll fit in perfectly in the GMTAN.

 
Reading this thread reminds me of why I don't enjoy movies like "Meet the Parents" or "Midnight in Paris". You know, stories about men who don't have the balls to stand up to their crappy wives.

 
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
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Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?

 
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
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Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
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This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...

 
Tick said:
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
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Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
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This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...
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Me? Creepy?? I've nevah heard that one before! I thought it was a very creative solution to the Wrigley problem.

Look at it this way. How many johns would your average street prostitute bang in a day? 10? 12? 20? How big is the FFA community who are open minded enough to engage in this sort of time-share arrangement? Maybe... 20 guys total... 30, tops? The rest are all holier-than-thou or too cheap (like Dentist) or too boring (like Tim). And how many guys do you think she bangs over the course of a month doing the status quo? And for what? Nothing! And she's a burden on Wrigley. So this is a win-win-win type of situation. We win by banging a reasonably good looking girl, no strings attached... she wins because she gets an expense-paid tour of America, and Wrigley wins because he doesn't have to see her or put up with her for a while. gotta think outside the box, man, as it were.

And if you want creepy... you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

 
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She could still pretty easily secure a older, rich guy, sugar daddy. Although probably not as easily as two years ago. Time is ticking people. That needs to be a group effort, a family effort. Think of the kids, man.

 
johnnycakes said:
Tick said:
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
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Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
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This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...
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Me? Creepy?? I've nevah heard that one before! I thought it was a very creative solution to the Wrigley problem. Look at it this way. How many johns would your average street prostitute bang in a day? 10? 12? 20? How big is the FFA community who are open minded enough to engage in this sort of time-share arrangement? Maybe... 20 guys total... 30, tops? The rest are all holier-than-thou or too cheap (like Dentist) or too boring (like Tim). And how many guys do you think she bangs over the course of a month doing the status quo? And for what? Nothing! And she's a burden on Wrigley. So this is a win-win-win type of situation. We win by banging a reasonably good looking girl, no strings attached... she wins because she gets an expense-paid tour of America, and Wrigley wins because he doesn't have to see her or put up with her for a while. gotta think outside the box, man, as it were.

And if you want creepy... you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
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Great. Now the entire FBG community will end up with the herp or something..

 
Grace Under Pressure said:
She could still pretty easily secure a older, rich guy, sugar daddy. Although probably not as easily as two years ago. Time is ticking people. That needs to be a group effort, a family effort. Think of the kids, man.
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There is a website for this. Wrigley needs to simply leave his browser open one morning and she can find it. Problem solved as long as she is up to it. Quick, easy, painless.
 
Mario Kart said:
Grace Under Pressure said:
She could still pretty easily secure a older, rich guy, sugar daddy. Although probably not as easily as two years ago. Time is ticking people. That needs to be a group effort, a family effort. Think of the kids, man.
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There is a website for this. Wrigley needs to simply leave his browser open one morning and she can find it. Problem solved as long as she is up to it. Quick, easy, painless.
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It's more likely that she finds it if he prints out the web page and sticks it in a vodka bottle.

 
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
Click to expand...
Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
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She could fill in while that Polish chick who's trying to bang 100,000 people.is taking a breather. :yes:

 
johnnycakes said:
Tick said:
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
Click to expand...
Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
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This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...
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Me? Creepy?? I've nevah heard that one before! I thought it was a very creative solution to the Wrigley problem.

Look at it this way. How many johns would your average street prostitute bang in a day? 10? 12? 20? How big is the FFA community who are open minded enough to engage in this sort of time-share arrangement? Maybe... 20 guys total... 30, tops? The rest are all holier-than-thou or too cheap (like Dentist) or too boring (like Tim). And how many guys do you think she bangs over the course of a month doing the status quo? And for what? Nothing! And she's a burden on Wrigley. So this is a win-win-win type of situation. We win by banging a reasonably good looking girl, no strings attached... she wins because she gets an expense-paid tour of America, and Wrigley wins because he doesn't have to see her or put up with her for a while. gotta think outside the box, man, as it were.

And if you want creepy... you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
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:lmao:

Do your thing, man. But damn, sometimes it's ok not to type.

Sorry Wrigley, your whole family (minus SIL) has a drink on me if/when we cornhole in Milwaukee. Except maybe that Boom King guy. He gets a shot, just because its quicker.

 
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Tick said:
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
Click to expand...
Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
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This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...
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lol

 
top dog said:
johnnycakes said:
Tick said:
johnnycakes said:
Carolina Hustler said:
If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..
Click to expand...
Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?
Click to expand...
This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...
Click to expand...
Me? Creepy?? I've nevah heard that one before! I thought it was a very creative solution to the Wrigley problem. Look at it this way. How many johns would your average street prostitute bang in a day? 10? 12? 20? How big is the FFA community who are open minded enough to engage in this sort of time-share arrangement? Maybe... 20 guys total... 30, tops? The rest are all holier-than-thou or too cheap (like Dentist) or too boring (like Tim). And how many guys do you think she bangs over the course of a month doing the status quo? And for what? Nothing! And she's a burden on Wrigley. So this is a win-win-win type of situation. We win by banging a reasonably good looking girl, no strings attached... she wins because she gets an expense-paid tour of America, and Wrigley wins because he doesn't have to see her or put up with her for a while. gotta think outside the box, man, as it were.

And if you want creepy... you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
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Great. Now the entire FBG community will end up with the herp or something..
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If JC goes first its liable to be some crazy Chinese AIDS.

 
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