Unexpectedly drunk, assembling toys (1 Viewer)

[(HULK)]

Just got back from holiday family party. Had a couple Dominion Candi Belgium style triples. Had no idea they're 10% alcohol by volume until I'd had several. Anyways, they were ridiculously tasty, but now I'm half in the bag. Now I'm home (didn't drive!) And discovered my wife bought 2 freaking bunk beds for dolls, assembly required. So now I'm building them. I take no responsibility if these collapse later on. None.

Merry Christmas

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

If they can make Drunk History a TV Show, surely this would qualify.

 

[(HULK)]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

 

[(HULK)]

Do I double down and assemble this fire pit now? Not sure if I should press my luck.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Do I double down and assemble this fire pit now? Not sure if I should press my luck.

What are you, some sorta broad? Do it.

 

[bentley]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

How old is JR? My Nephew wants to start with these so badly but he is only 4.

 

[The Duff Man]

Working on the first part.

Starting the second part in half an hour

 

[bentley]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

How old is JR? My Nephew wants to start with these so badly but he is only 4.

5. We've been doing the big Legos for about a year. He's just now at the point where he can help a little bit.

 

[(HULK)]

Passed out immediately after posting that lol.

You guys assemble the legos for your kids? I thought they were supposed to do that?

 

[Apple Jack]

Passed out immediately after posting that lol.

You guys assemble the legos for your kids? I thought they were supposed to do that?

 

[Limp Ditka]

The kid is going on 15, so the assembling days seem to be behind me.

However, I did get expectedly drunk last night then proceeded to peel 15 pounds of potatoes.

Slap it high?

 

[bushdocda]

I got expectedly drunk at a party and then learned the true meaning of Christmas is putting together Barbie dream house with the help of more crown royal.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good nap.

 

[ffldrew]

Assembled a foosball table last night - a lot harder than I had figured. Had to drink a bunch of beer to make it through. So tired I can't stand long enough to play

 

[Courtjester]

My worst drunken Christmas toy experience was years ago we bought one of those big inflatables ball pits for my 3 year old, Came home on Christmas Eve and figured I could blow this thing up like a balloon no problem. Well it had like 8 different bladders to inflate and after 5 minutes of blowing on the first one (yeah, I know I am opening myself up for a lot there) I knew the odds of me dying from an aneurism

were pretty high.

So in my drunken state I realized I had one of those air pumps that attach to your car lighter (for air mattresses when you go camping and such). So I go outside and inflate this thing at like 11:00 pm--how my neighbors must have loved that racket, Mission accomplished!! I am the smartest man in the world!!!

Now here is the catch, it won't fit back into the house through the door.

So I have to deflate some of the air and then I snag one of the bladders on the door frame and it develops a hole. Needless to say the video of a little 3 year old coming down Christmas morning and jumping in this ball pit that is basically sitting flush and limp on the floor is still one of my, now, 15 year old daughter's favorites now that she knows the backstory.

 

[(HULK)]

I learned an important lesson. Assembling Christmas toys drunk is better than doing it sober. If I had a time machine I would travel back to 2011 and rebuild their kitchen set hammered. Man that thing was awful.

Also learned that Courtjester is better at blowing jobs when he's sober.

 

[Franknbeans]

The kid is going on 15, so the assembling days seem to be behind me.

However, I did get expectedly drunk last night then proceeded to peel 15 pounds of potatoes.

Slap it high?

on a whim?

 

[5Rings]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

3800 pieces of goodness the Death Star is. Assemble it in shifts they will. Whole room dedicated to it we have.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

3800 pieces of goodness the Death Star is. Assemble it in shifts they will. Whole room dedicated to it we have.

20 hours it took me. Fun it was.

 

[Tom Servo]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

3800 pieces of goodness the Death Star is. Assemble it in shifts they will. Whole room dedicated to it we have.

20 hours it took me. Fun it was.

Sober?

 

[TheAristocrat]

Done already. Feel ready to take on IKEA right now.

#fatheroftheyear

Not much of a show. please put together a Lego Darth Star and report back.

JR wanted one of these. Talked him into an ATAT walker instead. Pretty sure it's going to take me most of the morning to assemble it.

3800 pieces of goodness the Death Star is. Assemble it in shifts they will. Whole room dedicated to it we have.

20 hours it took me. Fun it was.

Sober?

Not a chance.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I learned an important lesson. Assembling Christmas toys drunk is better than doing it sober. If I had a time machine I would travel back to 2011 and rebuild their kitchen set hammered. Man that thing was awful.

Also learned that Courtjester is better at blowing jobs when he's sober.

What a great tradition. My dad didn't usually drink a lot, but in his younger days would go a bit harder. I have a picture of him putting together my spring-based rocking horse in the living room at 2am or so after coming home from a Christmas Eve party. Thing was apparently not easy to put together.

Loved that thing. Rocked the #### out of it - with my Roy Rogers hat, boots and fringed vest.

 

[SWC]

you brohans are all right and this has made me laugh pretty good i think you guys deserve one of those real american hero beer ads for drunk dad toy assembler that would be great take that to the bank crazy drunk assembly floor worker brohans