UPDATED what would you do if you were the last person on earth (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Lets update the conditions

1-everyone was raptured. No corpses.

2-Jesus prevents nuclear meltdown, vehicles crashing or any other disaster that would occur from people suddenly vanishing

Roads are clear too.

3-Since you were the only person denied rapture you are off the hook for hell. You can do anything you want without fear of supernatural punishment and when you die your soul/mind just ends.

4-whatever medical conditions you had before the rapture are cured and you are reset back to your peak physical condition. You start over from that point of your life and live out a normal life span and are subject to any health problems or injuries you may incur due to your lifestyle post-rapture

Cpnditions subject to revision

#5-no power or water grid anymore

 

[JZilla]

Still plenty of sheep left, no?

 

[Brony]

Sleep in and show up at work only when I was good and ready.

 

[trogg78]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[rockaction]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

 

[Guest]

No zombies?

Do I have reliable transportation?

 

[Bucky86]

Are there any zombies to worry about?

 

[MikeIke]

I'd probably head out to the Grand Canyon and take in the view. No cars or people making noise. Just the wind and the far-off sounds of wildlife slowly but surely reclaiming the land. Take in what it truly means to be part of a peaceful world.

Then I'd jump.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.

Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

 

[MC Gas Money]

Are there any zombies to worry about?

Nah.

Honestly I would probably prefer there was

 

[Jayrod]

I would scour the world looking for any other human.

 

[MC Gas Money]

No zombies?

Do I have reliable transportation?

Everything in the world is as it is now, just no other people. No corpses. They just vanished.

 

[rockaction]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.

Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I would scour the world looking for any other human.

For whatever reason there arent any others and you know this.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

Everyone just vanished.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Read every book in the public library since there aren't any people to bothe...*smash*.

 

[B-Deep]

i'd probably poop in some very public places

 

[msudaisy26]

I would go to the White House and find out everything that has been hidden from us. I would have no one to tell, but at least I would know.

 

[Jayrod]

I would scour the world looking for any other human.

For whatever reason there arent any others and you know this.

Even if I knew I'd have pretend. If there were truly no one else I'd go insane and talk to volleyballs and mannequins.

 

[B-Deep]

Read every book in the public library since there aren't any people to bothe...*smash*.

I'd probably play loud music in the library instead

and i'd wear pajamas everywhere

 

[msudaisy26]

I would scour the world looking for any other human.

For whatever reason there arent any others and you know this.

Even if I knew I'd have pretend. If there were truly no one else I'd go insane and talk to volleyballs and mannequins.

Like a huge game of hide and go seek?

 

[Guest]

No zombies?

Do I have reliable transportation?

Everything in the world is as it is now, just no other people. No corpses. They just vanished.

OK, so I can find a vehicle and get gas. I'm probably heading to San Diego or someplace warm.

 

[B-Deep]

I'd make friends with a monkey/ape

I'd try and find a way to free all the zoo animals without them killing me

 

[MC Gas Money]

I would go to the White House and find out everything that has been hidden from us. I would have no one to tell, but at least I would know.

Good answer.

Would it be satisfying to know if you cant tell anyone?

 

[Parrothead]

get myself a volleyball and hit the highway

 

[MC Gas Money]

I'd make friends with a monkey/ape

I'd try and find a way to free all the zoo animals without them killing me

How do you know a monkey wants to be friends with you?

 

[comfortably numb]

Your mom

 

[Brony]

Read every book in the public library since there aren't any people to bothe...*smash*.

I'd probably play loud music in the library instead

and i'd wear pajamas everywhere

I'd do the loincloth look. even in winter.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Read every book in the public library since there aren't any people to bothe...*smash*.

I'd probably play loud music in the library insteadand i'd wear pajamas everywhere

Why not just head to a warm climate and go nude?

 

[msudaisy26]

I would go to the White House and find out everything that has been hidden from us. I would have no one to tell, but at least I would know.

Good answer.

Would it be satisfying to know if you cant tell anyone?

Depends on what I found, if there are really aliens and we have a space ship hidden some where I would go find it and try to fly it. So the Earth would be without humans shortly after because I would die in the crash or fly to another planet.

 

[rockaction]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

Everyone just vanished.

Oh. I guess somebody might have taken a walk or something, but coke dealers never leave a stash, man. Unless they're sleeping.

 

[MC Gas Money]

i'd probably poop in some very public places

Like St Peters Basilica?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Read every book in the public library since there aren't any people to bothe...*smash*.

Alright Burgess Meredith

 

[bostonfred]

I would do my best to write down the collective wisdom of the human race as a summary for the next intelligent life that discovers it. But it would be hard to do whole I was constantly tugging myself

 

[MC Gas Money]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

Everyone just vanished.

Oh. I guess somebody might have taken a walk or something, but coke dealers never leave a stash, man. Unless they're sleeping.

Im sure you can find a kilo here and there

 

[B-Deep]

I'd make friends with a monkey/ape

I'd try and find a way to free all the zoo animals without them killing me

How do you know a monkey wants to be friends with you?

well you never know anyone wants to be friends with you

all you can do is make a kind gesture, and see if they reciprocate

to that effect I'd start with the monkeys, who are less likely to actually kill me. But there's a big silverbacvk at our zoo, and I really think we could be apocalypse besites

 

[msudaisy26]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

Everyone just vanished.

Oh. I guess somebody might have taken a walk or something, but coke dealers never leave a stash, man. Unless they're sleeping.

Im sure you can find a kilo here and there

You would have unlimited resources at your disposal, couldn't you just learn to make your own?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Masturbate. So basically what I do now.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

Everyone just vanished.

Oh. I guess somebody might have taken a walk or something, but coke dealers never leave a stash, man. Unless they're sleeping.

Im sure you can find a kilo here and there

You would have unlimited resources at your disposal, couldn't you just learn to make your own?

Sure if you can find the coca plants.

 

[B-Deep]

i'd probably poop in some very public places

Like St Peters Basilica?

I'd avoid religious places

I am thinking like the Meadowlands

i'd say something like the arch de triumph, but i think i would not want to try venturing across the ocean on my own

 

[flysack]

Make it my mission to watch every porn scene ever filmed.

Then write a memoir about it.

Leave the memoir addressed to either the Aliens or the Cockroaches after they evolve and develop language.

Then probably OD on a gorgeous cocktail of government banned substances, while watching more porn.

 

[rockaction]

Would be fun for a while to live out a real life GTA fantasy, but with the loniness and no goals to fulfill I would probably just find a fleshlight or realistic sex doll and any drugs I could and just party til I was dead.

Where are you getting the drugs from?

Pharmacy's and urban ghettos.Go through one project building and you are bound to find a decent coke/crack/weed stash to last you a few days.

Pharmacy's for high quality opiates.

Booze is everywhere

True. But wouldn't they have the crack in a sock or something? I'd imagine they're going down with it.

Everyone just vanished.

Oh. I guess somebody might have taken a walk or something, but coke dealers never leave a stash, man. Unless they're sleeping.

Im sure you can find a kilo here and there

You would have unlimited resources at your disposal, couldn't you just learn to make your own?

Sure if you can find the coca plants.

Thanks for that. Holy crow.

 

[Parrothead]

Me, myself and I at the same time

 

[Angry Beavers]

Freeing Zoo animals is a pretty imaginative place to start. So is going to the WhiteHouse to look for the secrets.

You would have to come up with a project to do or it would get really #######' boring... kind of like retirement I imagine.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I'd guess that those kinds of secrets aren't in the White House. Maybe the basement of the Pentagon? Most likely, somewhere we don't even know about.

 

[B-Deep]

Freeing Zoo animals is a pretty imaginative place to start. So is going to the WhiteHouse to look for the secrets.

You would have to come up with a project to do or it would get really #######' boring... kind of like retirement I imagine.

how about locating the FFA corporate offices, removing all bans, removing the language filter, and then posting a bunch of bad words

that'd chew up some time

 

[Parrothead]

will there be power? will the gas go bad?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pee on fish's corpse.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

will there be power? will the gas go bad?

Yes. And the lawns will be mowed.

 

[msudaisy26]

Freeing Zoo animals is a pretty imaginative place to start. So is going to the WhiteHouse to look for the secrets.

You would have to come up with a project to do or it would get really #######' boring... kind of like retirement I imagine.

I totally would, I would learn how to drive a tank. Then I would raid an army base at night and pretend like I was stealing the tank. I would then drive straight to the White House, as if I was going to get caught and break through the fence. I know nothing about guns, but I would have at least 2 of them on me and act like I was sneaking into a certain part of the White House. Once I got to where I needed to be I would barricade the door and then find another exit.

Then if we had an alien ship I would disappear into the night and act like I was running from the law and head towards area 51 or where ever it was located, and start my journey over again.