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US Bank Tower glass slide (1 Viewer)

Would you?

  • Yes

    Votes: 10 71.4%
  • No

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14
Sure.  I trust the strength of glass to hold back the gorilla at the zoo, to keep the pressure in my airplane, and to stop bullets around my bank tellers.

the real question is why I would pay $8 for such a short slide.

 
Sure!  And before I even saw the name of the building I knew this had to be happening here. 

Now, as to why exactly this is happening anywhere, I'll hang up and listen. 

 
There was a story not too long ago about the glass from the Sears Tower showing cracks while people were on it. They said that it was superficial and not impacting the integrity of the glass.

 
Can't imagine the mess being made when someone pukes all over that thing even though it's short ride.  You know there's going to be some chowder head trying to convince his scerd bud to man up and slide down.  

 
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Sure.  I trust the strength of glass to hold back the gorilla at the zoo, to keep the pressure in my airplane, and to stop bullets around my bank tellers.

the real question is why I would pay $8 for such a short slide.
They should've built a slide that goes all around the building a few times and takes you back to the ground.  Glass the whole way.

The only thing you need to worry about is being in it when there's an earthquake.

 
Yea, well, when you are standing on glass a billion feet in the air- a crack is a crack.
At that height, you are weightless and floating, so no real worries about falling. Just don't fart or else you'll be speeding to a rendezvous with the sun.

 

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