US Men's National Team (11 Viewers)

[SpurrierisisGod]

FS1. 

Thank you.  Internet just said "paramount+"

 

[AAABatteries]

Throw this one out.  Literally no info to be had from this game IMO.  Ridiculous field.

Professional athletes playing on that grass is a disgrace 

I would seriously have considered not sending my players out there.

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

Id have rolled out a full B team on this turf

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

Throw this one out.  Literally no info to be had from this game IMO.  Ridiculous field.

Disagree.  Brings tactics into the game a lot more.... adjustments, formations, proper runs...

 

[AAABatteries]

Disagree.  Brings tactics into the game a lot more.... adjustments, formations, proper runs...

Dude, they are covered in mud 10 minutes in - CONCACAF should (but won’t) be embarrassed 

 

[McBokonon]

Professional athletes playing on that grass is a disgrace 

The what now?

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

Dude, they are covered in mud 10 minutes in - CONCACAF should (but won’t) be embarrassed 

I loved these games growing up... smart players figure it out.  The high pressure stuff from them isn't going to hold up.  Ggg going to be able to figure out who understands the game.  It's not ideal but if our backs can't figure out to send the ball against a high press in these field conditions then he has an easy choice for WC 

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

Problem is, young players will play down to their competion/conditions.  Who is smart enough to figure it out?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

That man clearly has a concussion.  He was just dry heaving.  Can't believe they're leaving him in.

 

[The Z Machine]

Observations:

- This game is gross

- ELS lacks talent but makes up for it in... honestly I'm not sure how. 

- Haji Wright is a big boy

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Taylor Twellman just had an aneurysm as the guy who was down twice after a nasty kick to the head gets to the sideline and is handed the smelling salts and sent straight back on. 

The muddy field equivalent of a concussion evaluation 

 

[AAABatteries]

Captain America takes one to the Little General.

 

[El Floppo]

Jfc.

 

[AAABatteries]

What the hell was Whorebath doing?  Jesus.

 

[El Floppo]

Busy bathing, that whore.

 

[El Floppo]

What the hell was Whorebath doing?  Jesus.

Busy making Thanksgiving plans at his folks house.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

WET AND BUMPY 2!!!

 

[FreeBaGeL]

I think Twellman is wrong.  I think that was meant to be a cross.  I've noticed that all day balls you usually see with lots of bend on them are going perfectly straight.  It's been that way on quite a few crosses that have messed with the players.

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

Whorebath.  Have a seat.

Does he even know what near post is?

 

[TLEF316]

He knows he's allowed to try and stop the ball, right?

 

[The Z Machine]

WHADAFUNK was that?

 

[AAABatteries]

I mean, that’s just incredible.

 

[AAABatteries]

I think Twellman is wrong.  I think that was meant to be a cross.  I've noticed that all day balls you usually see with lots of bend on them are going perfectly straight.  It's been that way on quite a few crosses that have messed with the players.

That’s Holden.

 

[El Floppo]

But let's be honest...ELS the better team so far. They're playing surprisingly well considering the conditions.

 

[El Floppo]

I think Twellman is wrong.  I think that was meant to be a cross.  I've noticed that all day balls you usually see with lots of bend on them are going perfectly straight.  It's been that way on quite a few crosses that have messed with the players.

Shot. Not a cross.

 

[The Z Machine]

Keylor Navas he is not. 

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

I think Twellman is wrong.  I think that was meant to be a cross.  I've noticed that all day balls you usually see with lots of bend on them are going perfectly straight.  It's been that way on quite a few crosses that have messed with the players.

Nah...it wasn't a shot either though.  Just a "put it towards net and let's see what happens " keeper completely unaware

 

[El Floppo]

You guys are wrong. The dude put his foot straight through it after seeing the whore bathing in the middle of the goal. He didn't try to bend it or put it into the mixer- he drove it near post with intent.

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

US completely unaware of conditions...just playing how ggg told them to play.  They'll get burned again shortly if they don't adjust 

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Reggie Cannon just got one back for something.  Drilled that dude in the back of the leg.

Am I crazy or does CCV look pretty good overall?  

 

[El Floppo]

Btw...ELS MF currently outplaying the US MF. 

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

You guys are wrong. The dude put his foot straight through it after seeing the whore bathing in the middle of the goal. He didn't try to bend it or put it into the mixer- he drove it near post with intent.

Outside of foot to bend towards goal for sure.  This level you have to assume keeper stops that 99% ofnthe time.  Believe he was just putting on frame to get lucky.

 

[El Floppo]

Reggie Cannon just got one back for something.  Drilled that dude in the back of the leg.

Am I crazy or does CCV look pretty good overall?  

CCV did completely misplay that early cross, but otherwise is ok. Hasn't had much to do.

 

[El Floppo]

Believe he was just putting on frame to get lucky.

You just described every shot ever taken.

The guy saw whorebath cheating and clearly drove the ball straight to near post. No luck involved.

 

[El Floppo]

Cannon getting beat by USL guys?

 

[El Floppo]

Other than not giving up a dumb goal or getting hurt, nothing else to take away from this one. 1 for 2 unfortunately. No whammies here on out 

 

[AAABatteries]

Throw this one out.  Literally no info to be had from this game IMO.  Ridiculous field.

Bumping this.  Other than Whorebath’s brain fart it seems impossible to evaluate.  Field is completely ridiculous.

 

[AAABatteries]

Cannon getting beat by USL guys?

He hasn’t shown me much and he’s definitely is behind Yedlin for me.

 

[SpurrierisisGod]

You just described every shot ever taken.

The guy saw whorebath cheating and clearly drove the ball straight to near post. No luck involved.

Lol.  No way that guy at that skill level noticed a keeper 1 foot off center in the 1/2 second look he had and ripped it.  We giving them that much credit now.  He even looked surprised after the goal.  100% whorebath goal there.  Or we need to be marking waaaaaaaay better.

 

[BassNBrew]

Whorebath shouldn’t even be on the roster after that. 

 

[BassNBrew]

This is a Mckennie game

 

[BassNBrew]

Totally serious when I say either me, Floopo, and AAAs wife would have been a better start in goal. 

 

[El Floppo]

Lol.  No way that guy at that skill level noticed a keeper 1 foot off center in the 1/2 second look he had and ripped it.  We giving them that much credit now.  He even looked surprised after the goal.  100% whorebath goal there.  Or we need to be marking waaaaaaaay better.

Whorebath cheated and got burned by a great shot.

You seem to want to discount the great shot here...I don't get that. Of course the GK positioning was why the shot was taken and scored in the first place....but if no shot is taken, and taken well, no goal gets scored. 

 

[El Floppo]

This is a Mckennie game

Usually...and I thought the same thing too...but coming back from injury? For a guy who looks pregnant? Not so sure.

 

[The Gator]

Just got to turn this on… that field

 what an embarrassment 

 

[Dr_Zaius]

For what it's worth, from my limited Spanish the two announcers on Univision seemed to be arguing for several minutes over whether it was a "golazo" or a whorebath blunder.

 

[El Floppo]

CP looked good until he gets kicked. Aaronson not allowed to even look before getting kicked.

There's swag. And Jesus replaces haji.

 

[BassNBrew]

Usually...and I thought the same thing too...but coming back from injury? For a guy who looks pregnant? Not so sure.

he ain’t pregnant, just been snacking. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Totally serious when I say either me, Floopo, and AAAs wife would have been a better start in goal. 

She’s really good at keeping balls away from her “net”.

 

[El Floppo]

Weah was a real non factor too.