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Vasectomy (1 Viewer)
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Rayderr
Footballguy
You won't be able to last more than 30 seconds.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
So you're saying that he'll have a 50% improvement?
kupcho1
Footballguy
No way in hell would I ever do this. Ever.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
gllllll PEAS
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
The only lastiing effect I have experienced is lots of unprotected sechs with the wife without any worry at all about the consequences of the sechs.GB sechs without barriers and/or worry.
It's not that bad.
SofaKings
Footballguy
Much ado about nothing. I'll give you my Doc's name in West Bloomfield if you want. Did it in March.
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The Flying Turtle
Footballguy
There is a thread on this someplace :e:lse that might be of interest to you.
I'm debating getting it done as well until a co-worker of mine gave me the step by step procedure . . .Large needle into ball #1Small incisionFish out vein or whatever it's calledSnip veinCauterize both ends of snipped veinSlip vein back inStitch upRepeat all these steps for ball #2.Then a frozen bag of peas will be your best friend for the next day or so.Trying to convince the wife to get tied but that conversation is going nowhere.
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Keerock
Footballguy
PM Please...
Had it done in December and it's the gift that just keeps on giving. Suggestions:1. Have a friend with a comfortable, car, not a SUV or truck but a car, take you and bring you home.2. Have wife and children planned to be away for two days, with regular stop ins from wife to supply food and new DVD's.3. Don't drink alcohol while recovering. The Advil and pain pills (if you use them), mixed with alcohol can really f with your system.4. The three things the doctor insisted on, aside from not lifting anything for a couple days, was Advil every 4 hours (not Tylenol or Asprin, but Advil), a jock strap and use the bags of Peas (I suggest a four bag supply so you have a constant rotation).The only lastiing effect I have experienced is lots of unprotected sechs with the wife without any worry at all about the consequences of the sechs.GB sechs without barriers and/or worry.
It's not that bad.
glumpy
breeze
Funny--the guys I know here who have done this say the doctors recommend a cooler full of beer instead of peas. Then again--I only heard of the advil, not the pain pills....Had it done in December and it's the gift that just keeps on giving. Suggestions:1. Have a friend with a comfortable, car, not a SUV or truck but a car, take you and bring you home.2. Have wife and children planned to be away for two days, with regular stop ins from wife to supply food and new DVD's.3. Don't drink alcohol while recovering. The Advil and pain pills (if you use them), mixed with alcohol can really f with your system.4. The three things the doctor insisted on, aside from not lifting anything for a couple days, was Advil every 4 hours (not Tylenol or Asprin, but Advil), a jock strap and use the bags of Peas (I suggest a four bag supply so you have a constant rotation).The only lastiing effect I have experienced is lots of unprotected sechs with the wife without any worry at all about the consequences of the sechs.GB sechs without barriers and/or worry.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Had 2 GBs have problems with it (and several other GBs with no problems), and both were attributed to them lifting things before they were supposed to. In each case, they were picking something up the day after the procedure, because they felt great, but then they felt something POP 
bro1ncos
IBL Representative
Do it on a Friday so you can play the pain card for a full weekend. I didn't have much pain, but you can play it off like that. Wait until a good football weekend and then you can watch all the games without wifey getting upset about you lying on the couch all weekend.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's not that big of a deal.
No lifting for 2-3 days. I picked up my daughter 2 days after and I was sore for a couple hours after. Nothing a few Oberon's and tylenol 3's couldn't handle.Had it done 8 years ago. Developed a bacterial infection inside my left nut that swelled up to the size of a raquetball. Felt like I had a midget holding onto it with his whole body weight as I walked.
After some anti-biotics, and a week of resting, i was fine, but it was some excrutiating pain while it lasted.
After some anti-biotics, and a week of resting, i was fine, but it was some excrutiating pain while it lasted.
badmojo1006
Footballguy
bro1ncos said:
I did mine 8 years ago and I was fine the next day, but milked it all weekend. Advil and I had frozen corn instead of peas.Edit to add: The worst pain I felt was 2-3 days later, I began to experience sharp pains done there . It was the stubble starting to grow back in and poke my tender ####
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
bro1ncos said:
Follow your doctor's advice to the letter.Ignore the "horror stories" guys will try to tell you.
eagles2007
Footballguy
if you don't have the balls to get this done instead of making your wife go through it, you clearly don't even need it.
Tom in Albany
Footballguy
It's about 10x easier for a man to do it. I made an appointment today; I'm going in.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Good luck Tom.
Please See Mine
Footballguy
Do what I did, get the wife pregnant, then have her do a tubal after giving birth.Works much better
My wife has verbally agreed to do this if she can get a tummy tuck at the same time.
Courtjester
The Town Drunk
It really is not that big of a deal. They say that up to 50% of guys cancel their first appointment because of just being nervous.
The waiting for the day is the worst part.
I would say get it done on a Thursday in case there are (which the chances are very, very slim) any complications and you need to get back into see the doctor vs having to take an emergency room run. Plus like others have said, this is one of the very few times you can "milk" the sympathy side a bit.
You will feel a little pain when the needle goes in. The worst part is when they have to tug on the vasses to snip them and depending on how snug they are, that can cause some weird feelings in your stomach--kind of like nausea.
They stitch you up and you go home.
Wear some comfortable sweats.
I liked the frozen peas the best. They don't have sharp edges like corn or carrots. Get a couple bags so you can rotate them. Make sure to throw them away after the weekend. I threw them back in the freezer and the wife wasn't happy about almost serving mixed veggie a/l/a scrotum. I didn’t take anything of the pain meds
and just used Tylenol.
Get some good DVD’s. A couple video games. Fire up the wireless laptop and you are set.
The waiting for the day is the worst part.
I would say get it done on a Thursday in case there are (which the chances are very, very slim) any complications and you need to get back into see the doctor vs having to take an emergency room run. Plus like others have said, this is one of the very few times you can "milk" the sympathy side a bit.
You will feel a little pain when the needle goes in. The worst part is when they have to tug on the vasses to snip them and depending on how snug they are, that can cause some weird feelings in your stomach--kind of like nausea.
They stitch you up and you go home.
Wear some comfortable sweats.
I liked the frozen peas the best. They don't have sharp edges like corn or carrots. Get a couple bags so you can rotate them. Make sure to throw them away after the weekend. I threw them back in the freezer and the wife wasn't happy about almost serving mixed veggie a/l/a scrotum. I didn’t take anything of the pain meds
and just used Tylenol.
Get some good DVD’s. A couple video games. Fire up the wireless laptop and you are set.
Lester Burnham
Footballguy
You'll prolly have to get your prostate squeezed as part of a pre-op checkup. Small handed docs are the key.
Pre-op: Shave your nutsack in the shower to avoid having a non-doctor put a blade near the boys.
Post-op: get some icebags or frozen peas & keep the sack chilled for a couple days & stay in the recliner.
Aint a big deal.
Pre-op: Shave your nutsack in the shower to avoid having a non-doctor put a blade near the boys.
Post-op: get some icebags or frozen peas & keep the sack chilled for a couple days & stay in the recliner.
Aint a big deal.
pigskinliquors
Dr. Parrothead
All my wife wanted last year for Mother's Day, was for me to get "the procedure." It was hard to wrap-up for her, but was certainly not that big of a deal. I'll second the need for frozen peas!
SofaKings
Footballguy
Just get it done. It's not that bad. Seriously.
Wild Young Billy
A Crazy Cat
FIXED
Tom in Albany
Footballguy
My wife and I had a much better sex life when we wanted to have kids. Now that both of us don't want more kids, we don't trust birth control 100% and condoms just shouldn't be in a married guys house.
I'm going for my first appointment in a few weeks and take it from there.
I'm going for my first appointment in a few weeks and take it from there.
Wild Young Billy
A Crazy Cat
I did this about 7 years ago. Just do what the doctor says post-surgery and all will be OK.
Lester Burnham
Footballguy
I dont trust anyone but a doctor with a blade that close to the boys.Wild Young Billy said:
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
There goes my dream about Keerock knocking me up. 
redman
Footballguy
There goes my dream about Keerock knocking me up.
Keerock
Footballguy
I'll freeze some of the boys for you
Al Czervik
Not wearing pants
I'll PM you the Doc that did mine. He is located in Troy off I75 and is in the Beaumont network. He has awards for being voted Best Urologist by Hour Detroit Magazine.
Probably the most overhyped whining event ever. It's no big deal. You can drive yourself home afterwards.
Have it Friday and watch TV Friday afternoon and Saturday. Frozen peas are your friend.
If you work at a desk, you'll be fine at work Monday morning.
Or get your wife to undergo major surgery because you're too scared.
J
Have it Friday and watch TV Friday afternoon and Saturday. Frozen peas are your friend.
If you work at a desk, you'll be fine at work Monday morning.
Or get your wife to undergo major surgery because you're too scared.
J
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SofaKings
Footballguy
I think the list of Dr's that DIDN'T make that issue is smaller than the ones who did.
playin4beer
Footballguy
After #####ing about having to "wrap it up" for the umpteenth time...My wife says "I told you..if you get clipped, you won't have to wrap it up ever again".
I came back with... "What if my second wife wants kids"?
I didn't get the secks after that comment.
I came back with... "What if my second wife wants kids"?
I didn't get the secks after that comment.
