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Very Controversial Take: Tom Brady does NOT do...that thing he implied he does (the thing your boyfriend likes) (1 Viewer)

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You guys are suckers.

Out of respect for the co-owners of this site, @Joe Bryant and @Otis (cc: @Otis Auxiliary Inbox), I will not mention that particular thing. Just that it's in the news, you all got the Googles, and whatever happens between consenting adults in the privacy of their own domicile, well, God/Buddha/Stack of Turtles/gigantic question mark bless.

This is an obvious ploy to make Tom Brady seem more human. His brand managers concocted up this scheme to get him a little bit of positive publicity. Which is fine, people have done worse to get their names out there. They want to steal some of that Gronk wave, Gronk's dumber than a burned-out mattress, but everybody loves Gronk. 

But dudes, the guy has never eaten a strawberry. Strawberries are delicious. Seriously, would you rather have 5 super bowl rings and never have eaten a strawberry, or four rings (or three) and occasionally gone to town on a bowl of in-season, cut strawberries. The guy needs to calm down already. Get sloppy for the last few years, nobody really cares about that stuff in the end. Jordan on the Wizards, Lebron on the Knicks, Ali vs. Berbick, it's whatever.

But man I don't buy this. Guy has the personality of an unfrozen mummy for 20 years and now he's getting X-rated in the comments? Nah man.

This is Kige Ramsey, for YouTube Sports and Lifestyle.

 
I have an entirely PG rated comment, but will probably fetch me a suspension the way JB feeling so sensitive these days. So I'll just lay low.

 
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[Tom Brady Voice] yeah I’ve just never eaten one [/Tom Brady Voice]

wonder if he could win the republican nomination in 2024?

 

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