Should Evangelicals Be Upset Over The New Starbucks Christmas Cups?
People are enraged that Starbucks' red cups aren't Christmas-y enough this year
Donald Trump suggests a boycott of Starbucks and its plain red cups
How is this really a thing? So Starbucks hates Christmas because their red cups this year have nothing on them? Does them selling Advent Calendars and Christmas Blend coffee not mean anything? I'm so confused by this faux outrage!
Good, I'm glad you're confused. That shows that our strategy in the War on Christmas is working. It's a slow creep, you see. First we come for the decorations on the red cups, then we make the Target people stop saying Merry Christmas. Slowly we get more and more people to view Christmas as a secular holiday. Then before you even realize what's happening ... boom, sharia law. Churches taken over and converted to mosques, synagogues and wherever people go to celebrate Kwanzaa. Christians forced to bake wedding cakes for gay couples. It's all coming. One step at a time, though.
I'm Catholic, and I'll say I fall in the middle on this whole topic. On one hand, I agree that if I was a part of another religion the Christmas season would make me feel excluded. "Muting" Christmas as a blanket statement doesn't offend me with the above said, I get all of that. On the other hand, what I think does rub me the wrong way is Retail America's willingness to profit off of the Christmas shopping season in the form of sales, etc., while at the same time basically calling holy war on using the actual term Christmas during the Christmas season. I get that the term "Holiday" season has been overlay-ed over Christmas season to allow Retail America to address both fronts: Holiday season religious inclusion and max profit motive. I guess where I struggle is Retail America riding the coat tails of Christmas to hit year-end sales targets and not even acknowledging the actual holiday anymore. The Starbucks red cup is still a ridiculous reach, though. It's a red cup, let's be reasonable. I think the above is moreso related to big-box retail sales related to Christmas gift giving.
Can we just go with "Year-end Sales" from now on? I'd be good with it personally for whatever that's worth. Just seems sort of dirty for Retail America to be double dipping on Christmas while refusing to acknowledge it.