Weird Offers From Groupon (1 Viewer)

[Anarchy99]

Like many of us, I get regular customized "Just For You" email offers from Groupon promoting special offers, discounts, and promos from local companies. What have been some of the stranger products or services that they have sent you?

I just got one this morning with the big deal of the day (listed in the subject line of the email) for Vaginal-Tightening. Only $1399 marked down from $3000. I'm thinking about doing it because it really is a good price.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Maybe going forward you can play a little more hard to get more often.

 

[Anarchy99]

Maybe going forward you can play a little more hard to get more often.

I've been told I could stand to be a little bit more emotional. This might be a good way to start.

 

[Foosball God]

They base it off your search history.  Maybe stop searching for tight #####?

 

[Anarchy99]

They base it off your search history. 

It would make sense that that would be how they come up with their custom offers, but they send me crazy stuff all the time for things I never searched for or products I never even heard of.

 

[Foosball God]

It would make sense that that would be how they come up with their custom offers, but they send me crazy stuff all the time for things I never searched for or products I never even heard of.

Lets not pretend you've never heard of vaginal tightening.

 

[matuski]

i honestly assumed they were out of business by now.

 

[Otis]

 

 

[ChiefD]

Since it is less than 1/2 price, you may as well get two. Save one for later.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

 

[brun]

Like many of us, I get regular customized "Just For You" email offers from Groupon promoting special offers, discounts, and promos from local companies. What have been some of the stranger products or services that they have sent you?

I just got one this morning with the big deal of the day (listed in the subject line of the email) for Vaginal-Tightening. Only $1399 marked down from $3000. I'm thinking about doing it because it really is a good price.

Taking my son's mom out for her birthday tonight. Got her a gift card, but if I had known about this, would have considered it for the comedic value even though it's about 15x more than what I spent on the gift card.
No, we're not together. I wouldn't know if she actually needed it.

 

[Wrigley]

little ##### 

 

[belljr]

i honestly assumed they were out of business by now.

Groupon or the Vagina Tightening place?

 

[ChainsawU]

they send me crazy stuff all the time for things I never searched for or products I never even heard of

Do you own Snapper gardening equipment, or have u recently been fishing recreationally in the Gulf of Mexico..?

 

[ChainsawU]

dang imagine how tight it'd be if you paid the entire 3k..

 

[dickey moe]

Someone told me he keeps getting offers for lemon parties.

 

[matuski]

Groupon or the Vagina Tightening place?

i know very well the vag tightening business is booming right now.

plastic surgeon buddy has made it a fairly regular source of revenue.

 

[Franknbeans]

I think that one just gets sent to Patriots fans

 

[Anarchy99]

I think that one just gets sent to Patriots fans

Talk about a great advertising opportunity. Imagine if they had a picture of Gronk in their ad with a lab coat and stethoscope on and "assessing" the work to be done. Then have him quoted that he personally will test things out post surgery to make sure everything works properly. Gold Jerry . . . Pure gold! Women would be lining up around the place.

 

[ChainsawU]

I think that one just gets sent to Patriots fans

The one where they tighten your vag or deflate your balls?