Wet Dreams (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

Never had one in my life that Im aware of....

Had one last night, during a dream where I was pounding some woman I dont know against a garage door.

Am I alone? I thought this was early teenage ####

 

[Jules Winnfield]

So this isn't a song from the early 80s? I remember it from waking up early to get ready for high school

Wet Dream

 

[Henry Ford]

Never had one in my life that Im aware of....

Had one last night, during a dream where I was pounding some woman I dont know against a garage door.

Am I alone? I thought this was early teenage ####

I think you're confusing women with tennis balls. Silly Canadian.

 

[Soulfly3]

Never had one in my life that Im aware of....

Had one last night, during a dream where I was pounding some woman I dont know against a garage door.

Am I alone? I thought this was early teenage ####

I think you're confusing women with tennis balls. Silly Canadian.

only hockey pucks against the garage up here. got more than a single bating for it.

But the thread title was serious - not a troll. Im not worried by it, but at 31, didnt see it coming (pun intended)

 

[koby925]

I still get near ones and I'm 39. Not full release but residue. I like to think it means I'm still in my prime.

 

[pollardsvision]

Two in my life.

First time was during my first week of college. I think it had to do with adjusting to having a roommate and not being able to jerk off whenever I wanted. I hadn't yet learned that the bathroom of the library was a fine place for that.

 

[Soulfly3]

eta - while Im no longer getting steady ### after the breakup, Im jerking it quite a bit and getting some random poon after the bars and some ex's as well.. I dont think it's a build up, but maybe?

 

[rockaction]

So this isn't a song from the early 80s? I remember it from waking up early to get ready for high school

Wet Dream

Kip Addotta. Dr. Demento. My pre-pubescent self loved this schtick. Still do.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Had one last night, during a dream where I was pounding some woman I dont know against a garage door.

I think you're confusing women with tennis balls.

 

[rockaction]

Had one last night, during a dream where I was pounding some woman I dont know against a garage door.

I think you're confusing women with tennis balls.

 

[Keerock]

See my sig.

 

[satch]

Wet dreams are kind if a mixed bag, no? On one hand, it's as close as you can get to the real thing with people in situations that would never be possible in real life. On the other hand, it would be nice if your junk could give you some kinda warning, like "Hey buddy, fixin' to let loose tonight!" Or a simple wink at bedtime, you know? At least let me grab a tube sock or something before taking me on this unexpected journey into erotica and leaving me to clean up the mess like a used whore.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It seems like there is a poster missing from this thread.

 

[McGarnicle]

I have sex dreams all the time, usually about the old lady across the street or the really slutty looking hot chick with the wrist tattoo who works at CVS. Only a handful of actual wet dreams in my life though. I always thought of them as little gifts from God to let me know I'm doing just fine.

 

[spOOfy]

if Wet Dream doesn't check in here, I will be left feeling quite unfulfilled.

 

[koby925]

I am always banging highly attainable (note - if I were single and so inclined) women in my dreams. Hardly ever celebs or offdee 9s or 10s. Don't know what that says about me.

 

[pollardsvision]

if Wet Dream doesn't check in here, I will be left feeling quite unfulfilled.

You never know when he's coming, and he always makes a hell of a mess.

 

[Das Boot]

It seems like there is a poster missing from this thread.

I agree

 

[glock]

It seems like there is a poster missing from this thread.

I agree

Cold Guinness??

 

[Soulfly3]

I am always banging highly attainable (note - if I were single and so inclined) women in my dreams. Hardly ever celebs or offdee 9s or 10s. Don't know what that says about me.

same. mostly just women Ive seen in passing or know as friends.