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What are your thoughts on Halloween? (1 Viewer)

timschochet

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Just heard that this year Americans are expected to spend a record 7.4 billion on Halloween related purchases: decorations, costumes, etc. I'm sure foreigners must look at us like we're crazy.

This holiday was fun for me during two times in my life: when I was a young child, and when I had young children. I still get a kick out of young children coming to my door. But I can't stand 14 year old punks coming to my door saying "trick or treat!" In a bored tone with a large sack, looking for candy. And the amount of money some people spend on this, all for one night, appalls me. Thoughts?

 
New England

Long

Pie Pumkin

Probably the same variety as Nantucket Pie

Pumpkin and Negro. Said to have migrated

in 1832 from the Isle of St. George in the

Azores to Nantucket on a whaling ship

whence it was picked up by various

seedsmen and came north to Maine.

Burpee offered it in 1888 as St. George. It

was and remains highly esteemed as the

best pumpkin for Yankee pumpkin pies. It

was so widespread a couple of generations

ago that many people who grew up on

Maine farms never saw a round pumpkin

before leaving home. Widely grown in

Androscoggin County 60 years ago (an old-

timer remembers them stacked up on

porches like firewood), it was nearly forgot-

ten and narrowly saved from extinction.

LeRoy Souther, a Livermore Falls, ME, na-

tive who had been maintaining it for more

than 30 years, sometime in the late 1980’s

brought seeds to cucurbit aficionado John

Navazio at his Common Ground Fair

squash booth. Navazio took them with him

to Garden City Seeds in Montana where he

re-introduced them to commerce. 3–5 lb.

fruits look like overgrown zucchinis to the

uninitiated, but the telltale sign is an orange

spot where the otherwise all-green elon-

gated fruit rested on the ground. In storage,

the whole fruit first blushes, then glows

bright orange, signaling that its delicious

flesh is ready to be turned into incom-

parable pies. One of the best for continued

ripening after picking, Long Pie stored at

50° keeps all winter.

What makes it a “Pie Pumpkin”?

Pie pumpkins are smaller, sweeter, less

grainy textured pumpkins than the jack-o-

lantern types. The Long Pie pumpkin is a

dark zucchini-green ripening to pumpkin

orange. It is one of the very best for pies—if

we had to choose only one pie pumpkin,

this would probably be it. The fruits are

almost a perfect cylinder, slightly rounded

at top and bottom. Do not hesitate to pick

this even if it is still dark green—the idea is

that it will orange up in storage, letting you

know when it is at its best for making a fan-

tastic pie. Long Pie has virtually stringless,

smooth and brilliant orange meat.

Recipes

For any recipe, simply substitute your made-

from-scratch pumpkin puree for canned

pumpkin. It’s as easy as pie to make!

Pumpkin Puree

:

One 6-inch pie pumpkin

usually makes enough filling for one 10-inch

deep dish pie, or two shallow 9-inch pies. You

may also use the puree for pumpkin bread,

muffins, or cookies

First, scoop out all the seeds and stringy bits.

You may choose to wash the seeds and use

them for roasting. Next, there are several dif-

ferent methods for actually cooking the

pumpkin. Either cut it into pieces (skin on, but

with stem cut off) and put them into a

microwaveable dish, with about an inch of water

in the bottom and lid, or steam it on your

stovetop. In either method, it should take 15-20

minutes to cook through. The insides should be

soft enough to scoop out with a spoon. It should

come easily away from the skin at this point, so

simply scoop it out. If it seems watery, you may

strain it overnight in the refrigerator. If you like

your puree chunky, you are done at this point. If

you like a smoother texture, you can blend it

with a hand beater, food processor, or blender,

or beat it by hand with a wooden spoon. If

you’re not going to use the filling right away, it

freezes well, too.

Pumpkin Pie

Use your favorite pie shell to make one 9-inch

pie. Filling:

2 cups Long Pie pumpkin puree

2 eggs

1 1/2 cups cream

1/2 cup unrefined cane sugar

1/2 teaspoon sea salt

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg

1/8 teaspoon ground cloves

Preheat the oven to 350°F.

Heat your oven to 425°F. In a large mixing bowl

lightly beat the eggs. Add the purée and the

remaining ingredients and stir to blend. Pour the

mixture into the dough-lined pan. Bake for 15

minutes and then reduce the heat to 350°F and

bake an additional 45 minutes or until a knife in-

serted comes out clean. Allow to cool slightly

before serving.

Pumpkin Bread

Ingredients:

1 ½ cups unbleached, all-purpose flour

1 ¼ tsp. baking soda

1 tsp. salt

1 tsp. cinnamon

½ tsp. nutmeg

½ tsp. cloves

1 cup pumpkin puree

1 cup firmly packed brown sugar

½ cup buttermilk

1 large egg

2 tbsp. canola oil

¼ cup chocolate chips, raisins, walnuts, or

pecans

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease loaf pan.

Mix dry ingredients in a small bowl.

Beat wet ingredients together until combined.

Add dry mix to wet. Stir only until just moistened

(over mixing will cause it to become tough). Add

chips and bake until toothpick comes cleanly

out of center of loaf

 
Halloween is the second best Holiday only after Xmas.

I laways put on a costume and trick or treat with my daughter. I love watching her and all the kids smiling, laughing, and having fun. I get to check out the chicks that dress slutty. Candy is everywhere. Great day.

Some people need to enjoy life rather than complain about every little thing possible.

 
The perfect holiday - awesome fun when I was a kid, great fun as a teenager and college student, and continues to be great as a dad. Its the biggest party of the year in our neighborhood. Last year, I wished I could stop time just so I could walk around and see everything and have fun with all my neighbors, but there was too much going on and not enough time for me to keep track of my own party while visiting all the other parties.

 
Not a fan. I'm old and married so I rarely see slutty chicks. All I see is my kids coming home with giant buckets full of candy that lasts for months.

I guess I did host a Halloween party a few years ago that was fun. That seems to be the exception though.

 
Great holiday if you have kids, or are part of a group of adults who like any excuse to party like teenagers. :thumbup:

I find that scheduling the party for trick or treat night removes almost everything annoying about Halloween. Either you're not home, or you're being so loud parents won't let their kids anywhere near your door, or once every so often when some intrepid little princess or monster finds his way to your door, you're so happily inebriated that stuffing processed pseudo-chocolate crap into little plastic pumpkins is more amusing than awful.

 
Some people need to enjoy life rather than complain about every little thing possible.
Damn guys if you enjoy it that's great. Just saying it's not MY favorite holiday. I should note that my wife and daughters vehemently disagree with me, as do most people who have posted. To each their own...
 
I think everyone gets it - it is a great holiday for several periods - your own youth, your college years to late-20's, your kid's youth.

other than that :shrug:

 
I think everyone gets it - it is a great holiday for several periods - your own youth, your college years to late-20's, your kid's youth.

other than that :shrug:
:shrug:

Adults ARE actually legally allowed to have fun past the late 20s... just sayin

 
I don't care about Halloween. I hate candy, it makes me feel sick, but I have trouble not eating it because it tastes good. Is it weird that anyone would care who they give candy to? You're giving away free candy, stop discriminating against teenagers and the costume challenged.

 
Some people need to enjoy life rather than complain about every little thing possible.
Damn guys if you enjoy it that's great. Just saying it's not MY favorite holiday. I should note that my wife and daughters vehemently disagree with me, as do most people who have posted. To each their own...
Try taking part in the fun this year. Maybe that will change your mind. Host a small party. Hand out the candy. Decorate the house. Set up some decorations that scare the kids a little as they approach your door.

 
I think everyone gets it - it is a great holiday for several periods - your own youth, your college years to late-20's, your kid's youth.

other than that :shrug:
I didn't really like it even when I was a kid. The candy was great, but even that wasn't a big deal to me. The costumes and going door-to-door seemed weird and pointless. If I was craving a chocolate bar, I could walk to the corner store with some change I had saved up. I felt like I was doing the Halloween thing to appease the adults.
 
I have to be in Vegas for work this Halloween. I will miss seeing my kids that day, but past years has taught me that the buildup to Halloween is usually more fun than the day itself (for lil kids at least). Oh and Vegas on Halloween will be OK too I guess.

 
Its pretty much the perfect holiday, where women can enjoy one of their most primal biological urges - competing amongst themselves, unencumbered by political correctness, to see who can get attract the most attention from desirable males by showing off their (most of the time) nature-given goods. Compounded by a tricky social paradigm built into the equation: who can dress the sluttiest, without crossing that fine line, and being turned on and labeled as a whore by their peer group, and ostracized. I'm sure many of us have seen it happen - not pretty. Fun picking up the pieces, though.

Women are amusing, intriguing, and are vicious competitors for male attention.

Pretty funny, how despite all the big talk and political propaganda, the truth finds a way to reveal itself in the end: unless they're dysfunctional, deep down inside, they're all women.

Halloween helps keep things in perspective, and gives them an outlet they don't have enough of in this day and age. Should be on the calendar more often, IMO. Would go a long way to reducing sexual tension in many areas of everyday life.

 
Helloween?

I used to listen to them in high school. Walls of Jericho and later on Keeper of the Seven Keys

 
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My absolute favorite holiday....bar none.

We took my 9 year old to his first Halloween Horror Nights and had an amazing time. He loved every single second of it. It is now a new annual tradition in the Todem houshold.

Halloween rocks.

 
Its pretty much the perfect holiday, where women can enjoy one of their most primal biological urges - competing amongst themselves, unencumbered by political correctness, to see who can get attract the most attention from desirable males by showing off their (most of the time) nature-given goods. Compounded by a tricky social paradigm built into the equation: who can dress the sluttiest, without crossing that fine line, and being turned on and labeled as a whore by their peer group, and ostracized. I'm sure many of us have seen it happen - not pretty. Fun picking up the pieces, though.

Women are amusing, intriguing, and are vicious competitors for male attention.

Pretty funny, how despite all the big talk and political propaganda, the truth finds a way to reveal itself in the end: unless they're dysfunctional, deep down inside, they're all women.

Halloween helps keep things in perspective, and gives them an outlet they don't have enough of in this day and age. Should be on the calendar more often, IMO. Would go a long way to reducing sexual tension in many areas of everyday life.
Excellent work here.

 
LOVE Halloweeen.

Wife being induced on Oct. 30th. Inappropriate to wear a costume in the delivery room? I'm thinking Darth Vader receiving the new baby . . . or The Fly embracing its new larvae.

 
love the slutty nurses and candy.

i'm coulrophobic however, and that bleeds over to painted faces and costumes.

not a fan of Halloween overall.

 
Great holiday...though, I am not typically out places where the slutty chicks are anymore.

Neighborhood has events leading up to Halloween...a day in the common area with the kids doing things, adults carving pumpkins (have a contest where the winner gets a restaurant gift card).

Halloween party at a friends house where the kids and adults dress up and the kids can "trick or treat" around the house.

Halloween night gather again to vote on the pumpkins, have all the kids parade around (because it is fun seeing them all having fun and when you are out trick or treating with your kids, you aren't home to see everyone enjoying it).

Then head out trick or treating from there in large groups.

There is almost zero downside to it.

Sure...the older kids who don't actually dress up and just go around to get candy can be annoying. But they typically come out later and by then you can just give them the complete crap candy.

I actually will buy a small bag of crappy candy to give such kids.

Just have to then watch out for the ones pissed off enough to try and egg your house.

 
I get weirded out by people in costumes. Not sure why. So i'm good with the holiday disappearing. Frankly, I'd be good with most holidays and birthdays disappearing as well.

I love that Halloween is one of the only excuses for average girls to dress sluttily, but since I hated dressing up myself I've never took advantage and, well, I'm married now.

 
Hated it even as a kid.

I think I mentioned this in another anti-Halloween thread last year (maybe EG's?), but I unknowingly moved onto a street that is apparently "the" street for Halloween. We gave away 500 pieces of candy last year (just one per kid) and still had kids coming up after we ran out. The day after, I found an empty beer bottle in my front lawn. Don't mind me, I will both give your kids free candy, and clean up your trash. You're welcome.

 
Ehhhh. My wife absolutely loves it, we have a big ol tupperware box full of decorations and a trip to Party City is pretty much a given every October 1st for more crap to put up.

Back in the day, sure, it was awesome to see chicks dressed up as slutty-whatevers. And of course it was just another reason to get drunk and high, so there was that.

Now, with 2 kids under 4, it's all about them. My daughter loves to dress up even if it's not Halloween, so just another day for her.... except she gets candy in a plastic pumpkin.

I'll say, though, that I agree with the curmudgeon here a bit... the teenager WHO ISN'T EVEN IN A COSTUME coming up to my door to get free candy? Yeah screw you kid. I purposely buy a bag of crappy candy to give those bastards. :)

 
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