What is the greatest misconception about you and what is your motto? (1 Viewer)

[Zegras11]

 

[wikkidpissah]

that i am not the living wrath of God upon this earth...

 

[Snoopy]

I'm not a normal dog.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

 

[Clown Car]

I’m not ALWAYS pregnant. 

Hear gods call on your life and follow it. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm a bad clown.

philosophy

 

[Leroy Hoard]

that i am not the living wrath of God upon this earth...

But you look like a raven maniac.

 

[Bull Dozier]

I’m not ALWAYS pregnant. 

Hear gods call on your life and follow it. 

I wouldn't get a tattoo of that motto.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

That I work in IT.  Yeah I’m fat and have a beard and glasses but for some reason half my extended family thinks I do “something with computers”

doesn’t help that I’m a Program Manager so I think sometimes people just think that means Programmer

 

[TheIronSheik]

That I don't like to be cuddled.

Iran #1.  Russia #1.  USA *HOCK-TOO*

 

[msommer]

That I would have a motto

We don'need no stinkin' mottos!

 

[fatness]

That I'm fat.

"Don't be stupid in public" tied with "laughter keeps the wolves away".

 

[James Bond]

That I'm a martini guzzling womanizer.

"The world is not enough."

 

[Quint]

That I need, or even want, a bigger boat. 

I value my neck a lot more than $3,000, Chief. 

 

[Dentist]

That I regularly watch scat pornography

Mammaries, or be gone with thee

 

[wikkidpissah]

But you look like a raven maniac.

i even have a cawwtionary tail

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

i even have a cawwtionary tail

BOOOOOOO!

 

[-OZ-]

That I'm behind the curtain

A. Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't you think?

B. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. 

 

[Andy Dufresne]

That I'm an outgoing, Type A. I'm really just a good actor.

Do your best. Make your best better.

 

[Zegras11]

That I have a clean, close shave. 

Don't listen to whitey. 

 

[Galileo]

Misconception: That I invented the telescope

Motto: The church is wrong

 

[SWC]

i am not in the banking industry and my motto is take that to the bank brohans