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What is the most underhanded thing you've done (1 Viewer)

GRIDIRON ASSASSIN

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I'd love to hear this...I did one of the most WRONG things last year to a couple of owners I don't even know.I was at a trade show at McCormick Place and a couple of people forgot to log off the CBSSportsline.com website on some free public internet cafes.I waived Ladainian Tomlinson and Shaun Alexander for a couple of owners and picked up Anthony Thomas for them. I couldn't believe the A-Train was still available....SO WRONG....

 
I'd love to hear this...

I did one of the most WRONG things last year to a couple of owners I don't even know.

I was at a trade show at McCormick Place and a couple of people forgot to log off the CBSSportsline.com website on some free public internet cafes.

I waived Ladainian Tomlinson and Shaun Alexander for a couple of owners and picked up Anthony Thomas for them. I couldn't believe the A-Train was still available....

SO WRONG....
That's pretty mean dude...The worst thing I've done (I think) was lie about where in the country I was from and tell him the reason I wanted to trade for a player was because I was from that area. He then stopped thinking that I was trying to screw him and believed that he was screwing me over. It worked well for me.

 
For the last nine years running, I slit the throat of whoever wins our big money league and dump their corpse into the East River with the rest of the trash.

 
I'd love to hear this...

I did one of the most WRONG things last year to a couple of owners I don't even know.

I was at a trade show at McCormick Place and a couple of people forgot to log off the CBSSportsline.com website on some free public internet cafes.

I waived Ladainian Tomlinson and Shaun Alexander for a couple of owners and picked up Anthony Thomas for them.    I couldn't believe the A-Train was still available....

SO WRONG....
That was you! :boxing: Bring it on Grid!
 
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At the draft I stated very early on that Reggie Wayne was dropping tons of passes in the pre-season, which he was. I was very low on him but eventually he was the highest guy on my list. I took him. It wasn't on purpose but I know at least one owner passed on him because of that.

 
I'd love to hear this...I did one of the most WRONG things last year to a couple of owners I don't even know.I was at a trade show at McCormick Place and a couple of people forgot to log off the CBSSportsline.com website on some free public internet cafes.I waived Ladainian Tomlinson and Shaun Alexander for a couple of owners and picked up Anthony Thomas for them. I couldn't believe the A-Train was still available....SO WRONG....
I've done this myself. I considered it a favor to them. I taught them a lesson about logging off of a site before you leave a computer - something that neglected could cost them a lot of grief & $$$ in another situation, and put something in the league that was easily reversible. I usually added a comment on the waivers like "I can't believe A-Train was still available. You morons. I'm dropping that turd Tomlinson to grab him."Was it mean? Yup. Did it probably get gigantic laughs from the rest of the league? I'd bet on it. Made the Tomlinson owner squirm a little, too, I'll bet.
 
For the last nine years running, I slit the throat of whoever wins our big money league and dump their corpse into the East River with the rest of the trash.
You haven't won for nine straight years... :eek:
 
For the last nine years running, I slit the throat of whoever wins our big money league and dump their corpse into the East River with the rest of the trash.
You haven't won for nine straight years... :eek:
Is this the appropriate place for, "Is that why you keep buying a new dog {substitute girlfriend, cat, goat...} every year?" ;)

 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick. Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.I am a fantasy god.

 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick. Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.

I am a fantasy god.
So let me get this straight... You intentionally don't pick a player that you want, keep the league waiting an excessive amount of time intentionally, let several other owners have a shot at the guy you want, & then grab him later in the draft.And this is what you call devious strategy?

:lmao:

 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick.  Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.

I am a fantasy god.
So let me get this straight... You intentionally don't pick a player that you want, keep the league waiting an excessive amount of time intentionally, let several other owners have a shot at the guy you want, & then grab him later in the draft.And this is what you call devious strategy?

:lmao:
Pfft. Amateur. This is how the pros roll.
 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick. Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.

I am a fantasy god.
So let me get this straight... You intentionally don't pick a player that you want, keep the league waiting an excessive amount of time intentionally, let several other owners have a shot at the guy you want, & then grab him later in the draft.And this is what you call devious strategy?

:lmao:
Pfft. Amateur. This is how the pros roll.
:lmao:
 
At live drafts I often will say under my breath...but just loud enough for a guy ahead of me that is waffling on a pick....a few names to whoever is hanging out at the draft with me...of guys I really don't want....in hopes that they will take one them...allowing the guy I really want to slip to me a few more spots. This has worked more than a few times...and I always act it up afterwards like saying...."Oh, ####, I was going to take him...nice pick!"

 
We had a rookie in our league last year, and when the fake nfl.com Portis article came out last year, I e-mailed it to him as an fyi. A couple of minutes later, I called him and offered to trade him Ladell Betts and some other scrub from my team for Portis and anyone else on his team. He was all over the trade offer, but since he was a rookie, I let him off the hook. I can't wait for this year's fake injury article.

 
I'd love to hear this...

I did one of the most WRONG things last year to a couple of owners I don't even know.

I was at a trade show at McCormick Place and a couple of people forgot to log off the CBSSportsline.com website on some free public internet cafes.

I waived Ladainian Tomlinson and Shaun Alexander for a couple of owners and picked up Anthony Thomas for them. I couldn't believe the A-Train was still available....

SO WRONG....
This is standard practice for me when going through airline clubs in the airports. I dropped all one teams studs, and started emailing the guy. He was begging me to leave him alone.It's well worth it.

 
Cool, I feel better about myself now, I thought it was downright wrong and I'd have to enter a 12 step program."My name is Gridiron and I prey on dumb #### people that use public computers for my own amusement pleasure."

 
couple of years ago, the commissioner of our league switched websites and set all the teams up in teh new service and then emailed everyone their new logon and password. The password was basically each team's name. Many of the owners didn't have team logos for a couple of weeks or didn't care, so I logged onto the league website and guessed their password (they hadn't changed it) and set up a couple of the teams logos with google images that I found. Some weren't too flattering or spoofed their team name.Funny thing is, most of them still have the logos that I put for them.

 
I have made up fake cheatsheets, with fake auction values, put them in a fantasy mag, and "carelessly" left it in the bathroom when ff owners come over in the weeks leading up to our draft.

 
I don't know that it is exactly underhanded, but a few years ago when Shaun Alexander started off extremely slow and Eddie George started off hot I convinced the owner of SA to part with him for Eddie George. SA promptly went off for 5 TDs that very weekend vs the Vikings and Eddie George decreased back to his mean.

 
This may not count 'cause I haven't done it yet. I share a team with a guy a gave him the password to my FBG account so he can get up to speed for 8/6 auction. After the auction I will change the password and claim ignorance. Being the nice guy I am I will e-mail him updates for his cheatsheets that are "slightly altered". The raeson is we are competing against each other in a league that drafts 9/3.

 
I promised my buddies customized VBD cheatsheets for our local big $$$ league based on the site's projections and then instead gave them cheatsheets driven off Chase's rankings instead. :D

 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick. Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.

I am a fantasy god.
I told you that would work. My way is the best way to profits and riches.Z

-professional FF player

 
I made fake injury reports off the Yahoo website by editing stories with microsoft word, I placed them inside a very lame magazine I got and left them where they would be found by a co-worker. Anyway, he shows up at the draft with the magazine in hand and proceeds to finish next to last in the league.

 
I promised my buddies customized VBD cheatsheets for our local big $$$ league based on the site's projections and then instead gave them cheatsheets driven off Chase's rankings instead. :D
This must have been before Herd got hired.
 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick.  Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.

I am a fantasy god.
So let me get this straight... You intentionally don't pick a player that you want, keep the league waiting an excessive amount of time intentionally, let several other owners have a shot at the guy you want, & then grab him later in the draft.And this is what you call devious strategy?

:lmao:
Pfft. Amateur. This is how the pros roll.
Vikings fan huh?
 
Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lolThats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.

 
Every year at least once I will let the clock run out on my pick. Then after several picks when it gets to an owner who I think might take the guy I want, I jump back in and BAM! snag my guy right out from under him.

I am a fantasy god.
Methinks you should write a book about FF and include a chapter on this strategy. :banned:
 
The most underhanded thing I have ever done happened last year..........My best friend (and my ex-wifes cousin) got into some QB trouble last year during week 7. McNair was already riding the bench with varied injuries and then he lost Pennington in the middle of the games week 7. He needed a QB badly and there really wasn't much out there on our waiver list. So I offered him Leftwich to use. I have Manning and did not think I would need Leftwich anymore. I talked him into giving me Pennington and Stokely (whom I coveted very highly for the hook-up with Manning) and I paid for the trade because I was already feeling a little guilty. (I wanted and tried to trade for Stokely three times prior to this deal and he never would bite) Now I was using his teams depth problems at QB to steal Stokley. Wouldn't you know it, Leftwich promptly went out and got injured in week 8. So I called him up and offered him Pennington back for Leftwich. He bit. He also paid for the trade. I got to keep Stokely for nothing. Having Stokely got me into our Super Bowl. I promptly lost this game when neither Manning, James nor Stokely played in week 17. My buddy finished with the second worst record in our league!

 
Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lol

Thats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.
Probably because your opponents are thankful.The other teams shouldn't be, but you're really helping two teams by doing that.

 
Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lol

Thats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.
Probably because your opponents are thankful.The other teams shouldn't be, but you're really helping two teams by doing that.
If I help myself enough, then who cares who else I help? This has helped me win more than any other team in my league.....its pretty bad, as it helps my team so much, but until someone wises up I dont know if I will quit.
 
Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lol

Thats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.
Probably because your opponents are thankful.The other teams shouldn't be, but you're really helping two teams by doing that.
If I help myself enough, then who cares who else I help? This has helped me win more than any other team in my league.....its pretty bad, as it helps my team so much, but until someone wises up I dont know if I will quit.
I'm not saying it's a bad move, it's a good move. I'm simply giving a reason that nobody would complain.How many people look at other people's schedule with any degree of depth / analysis?

I should probably clarify this though - I agree with the next poster, this is cheating. Similar to the WW pickups he mentions, as nobody will probably know. The topic is "underhanded", and cheating definetly applies.

FWIW, I'm glad I'm not in your league.

But, if you're gonna cheat, this is a "good" way to cheat.

 
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Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lol

Thats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.
Probably because your opponents are thankful.The other teams shouldn't be, but you're really helping two teams by doing that.
If I help myself enough, then who cares who else I help? This has helped me win more than any other team in my league.....its pretty bad, as it helps my team so much, but until someone wises up I dont know if I will quit.
Isn't this just flat out cheating? I bet you think that looking up their waiver pickups and sniping them is a real hoot.
 
Yea I think there is a difference between fooling somebody and altering the league so you have an advantage.If this was my money league, you'd be nothing more than 1/4 of a milk carton.

 
A number of years ago I noticed an Owner didn't have a starting Kicker on a Saturday, so I did the "Pick up every kicker in the league and cut them" deal on Sportsline. It put every kicker in the league on Waivers until after kickoff.Wasn't well received.

 
A number of years ago I noticed an Owner didn't have a starting Kicker on a Saturday, so I did the "Pick up every kicker in the league and cut them" deal on Sportsline. It put every kicker in the league on Waivers until after kickoff.

Wasn't well received.
:lmao: I think we have a winner.
 
A number of years ago I noticed an Owner didn't have a starting Kicker on a Saturday, so I did the "Pick up every kicker in the league and cut them" deal on Sportsline. It put every kicker in the league on Waivers until after kickoff.

Wasn't well received.
Man, that is just flat out low.
 
Putting every kicker on waiver :thumbup: Putting in a fixed schedule :thumbdown: I like the stuff where everyone is on the same playing field and would have an equal opportunity to put the screws to anyone else. This is a great thread!

 
Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lol

Thats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.
Probably because your opponents are thankful.The other teams shouldn't be, but you're really helping two teams by doing that.
If I help myself enough, then who cares who else I help? This has helped me win more than any other team in my league.....its pretty bad, as it helps my team so much, but until someone wises up I dont know if I will quit.
Isn't this just flat out cheating? I bet you think that looking up their waiver pickups and sniping them is a real hoot.
:goodposting: Not underhanded, just downright stealing and cheating.

:thumbdown:

 
not sure if this is underhanded, but I'll always treasure the memory of the live draft when a buddy invested a 2nd round pick on RB Robert Edwards. The uneasy 'do we say something' that was visible on every face in the room was priceless. But group poker-face won the day. Fortunately, the doctors were able to save Edwards' leg.

 
How many people look at other people's schedule with any degree of depth / analysis?
:raiseshand: I do. I look at the schedule for MY games first and look at the bye weeks and whom I am playing that week and what bye weeks that THEY will be dealing with. Then, I next look at the commissioner's schedule B/C HE'S THE ONE THAT MADE THE DARN THING UP!........you better believe I'd notice if he pulled a fast one on us.

Note: Last year, we had Carolina defense (wk 3 bye) and lo and behold, our week 3 opponent had a defense that was off that week too. .............so, we told him in advance "if you don't pick up a defense then we won't pick up a defense either and that way, we'll both save the transaction fees and having to cut a player/defense".

 
Note: Last year, we had Carolina defense (wk 3 bye) and lo and behold, our week 3 opponent had a defense that was off that week too. .............so, we told him in advance "if you don't pick up a defense then we won't pick up a defense either and that way, we'll both save the transaction fees and having to cut a player/defense".

Isn't that collusion/cheating??

 
Note: Last year, we had Carolina defense (wk 3 bye) and lo and behold, our week 3 opponent had a defense that was off that week too. .............so, we told him in advance "if you don't pick up a defense then we won't pick up a defense either and that way, we'll both save the transaction fees and having to cut a player/defense".
Isn't that collusion/cheating??

Haven't we been down that road before?

 
At live drafts I often will say under my breath...but just loud enough for a guy ahead of me that is waffling on a pick....a few names to whoever is hanging out at the draft with me...of guys I really don't want....in hopes that they will take one them...allowing the guy I really want to slip to me a few more spots. This has worked more than a few times...and I always act it up afterwards like saying...."Oh, ####, I was going to take him...nice pick!"
I too...have studied and performed this art. It works quite well :thumbup:
 
At live drafts I often will say under my breath...but just loud enough for a guy ahead of me that is waffling on a pick....a few names to whoever is hanging out at the draft with me...of guys I really don't want....in hopes that they will take one them...allowing the guy I really want to slip to me a few more spots. This has worked more than a few times...and I always act it up afterwards like saying...."Oh, ####, I was going to take him...nice pick!"
I too...have studied and performed this art. It works quite well :thumbup:
By "studied" do you me once fell victim of and have since performed? :P
 
:D nope...never fell victim, but watched it done in other leagues, only to try it down the line and perform it to perfection.I got duped when I started this hobby thinking that fantasy mags were the key to victory....whoops. :bag:
 
At live drafts I often will say under my breath...but just loud enough for a guy ahead of me that is waffling on a pick....a few names to whoever is hanging out at the draft with me...of guys I really don't want....in hopes that they will take one them...allowing the guy I really want to slip to me a few more spots.  This has worked more than a few times...and I always act it up afterwards like saying...."Oh, ####, I was going to take him...nice pick!"
I too...have studied and performed this art. It works quite well :thumbup:
By "studied" do you me once fell victim of and have since performed? :P
This type of thing is too transparent to work. If I were the guy sitting next to you, I would know that you didn't want the guys you had said, and might even be able to deduce who you really wanted based on whose names you DIDN'T say. That move could easily backfire.
 
The year Barry Sanders retired, I created an "AP" article about the Giants luring him back and emailed it to the league. Most owners were savvy enough to know that wasn't possible, but later that afternoon I was in a stall in the bathroom at work and heard one of the owners (a Giants fan) comment to someone that the Giants were signing Sanders. I was glad I was already sitting on a toilet when I heard it or I would have had to go home and change myself. :lmao:

 
At live drafts I often will say under my breath...but just loud enough for a guy ahead of me that is waffling on a pick....a few names to whoever is hanging out at the draft with me...of guys I really don't want....in hopes that they will take one them...allowing the guy I really want to slip to me a few more spots. This has worked more than a few times...and I always act it up afterwards like saying...."Oh, ####, I was going to take him...nice pick!"
I too...have studied and performed this art. It works quite well :thumbup:
By "studied" do you me once fell victim of and have since performed? :P
This type of thing is too transparent to work. If I were the guy sitting next to you, I would know that you didn't want the guys you had said, and might even be able to deduce who you really wanted based on whose names you DIDN'T say. That move could easily backfire.
Ah young Jedi....you are correct. That is why you do this "further away" from who you are trying to pull this over on. 2 seperate conversations. Speak just loud enough from a short distance away to make them think you are in another conversation and believe you they will! :banned:
 
Try being the commish of your keeper league and when setting up the schedule, you look at when your bye weeks are of your studs and you correespondingly match yourself up with a team who has the same thing...i.e. Mannings bye week this season I will be playing a guy who has Edge and Wayne....lol

Thats devious and something that for 4 years now, no one has noticed.
Probably because your opponents are thankful.The other teams shouldn't be, but you're really helping two teams by doing that.
If I help myself enough, then who cares who else I help? This has helped me win more than any other team in my league.....its pretty bad, as it helps my team so much, but until someone wises up I dont know if I will quit.
Isn't this just flat out cheating? I bet you think that looking up their waiver pickups and sniping them is a real hoot.
I tend to agree with this....there is devious and underhanded, and there is just cheating. When you win this league, do you actually feel like the best manager in your league?Glad your not my commish.... :thumbdown:

 

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