What is your Toilet Bowl "Award?" (1 Viewer)

[-jb-]

We're trying to implement some outlandish rules to our league (drunken sack race for tiebreaker, indian leg wrestling, etc), and need something good for the Toilet Bowl loser. The loser currently must wear a toilet seat cover for the entire draft next season, but I think more humiliation is required. Any good ones out there?

 

[perry147]

We're trying to implement some outlandish rules to our league (drunken sack race for tiebreaker, indian leg wrestling, etc), and need something good for the Toilet Bowl loser. The loser currently must wear a toilet seat cover for the entire draft next season, but I think more humiliation is required. Any good ones out there?

We always have our draft in the back of a neighborhood bar and the lowest scoring team last season must wear a panty on his head during the draft. He must also go out into the public bar and get the other owners drinks.This tends to prevent teams from tanking it.

 

[EdwardCat]

We use positive reinforcement rather than negative to prevent tanking. The teams that don't make playoffs compete in a secondary playoff system. The winner gets $50.

 

[-jb-]

We use positive reinforcement rather than negative to prevent tanking. The teams that don't make playoffs compete in a secondary playoff system. The winner gets $50.

i want to put this in place next year, as i agree that it gives the lower teams a reason to keep playing.

 

[dwashington]

We have a 12 team league, but 13 guys who want to play. (we all went to high school together)

So the team with the worst record loses their spot for the upcoming year to the owner 'on deck'.

It makes for some fierce competition all the way to the end of the season.

 

[Cowboys#1]

go to the last place guy's house, ring his doorbell, call for his family to gather round, then beat him up in front of his family.

works like a charm!

 

[-jb-]

go to the last place guy's house, ring his doorbell, call for his family to gather round, then beat him up in front of his family.works like a charm!

what, no flaming bag of dog poo?

 

[Silver & Black]

Toilet bowl champ has to pay for the food and some of the beer at the next year's draft. We usually order a hero and some wings, so the total isn't more than $150 - $200.

 

[Wooderson]

We have a 12 team league, but 13 guys who want to play. (we all went to high school together)So the team with the worst record loses their spot for the upcoming year to the owner 'on deck'.It makes for some fierce competition all the way to the end of the season.

Wow you guys don't mess around.

 

[NatronIsMean]

We give the toilet bowl winner 5% of the pot. Call us crazy, but that's the way we keep everyone playing hard all the way to the end.

Breakdown:

25% - Super Bowl Winner

15% - Runner Up

10% - 3rd Place Winner

20% - Most Points overall

15% - 2nd Most Points overall

10% - 3rd Most Points overall

5% - Toilet Bowl

It makes for lots of payout possibilities and I like it. Usually, if you finish in the top 3, you're also taking home a Most Points award. Last year I took 3rd Place and Most Points overall: 30% of the pot. The pot is normally in the $1800-2000 range when all is said and done...

 

[simey]

Our toilet bowl winner gets first pick in the draft next season.

 

[Warpig]

In our league, the League champ has to host or setup the next years draft. And the toilet bowl loser has to supply a keg.

 

[varmint cong]

toliet bowl winner buys the beer for next yrs draft

 

[Doovz]

We just make them change their avatar to a picture or a toilet bowl. They have to keep it until they win their first game the following season. This year the guy didn’t win until week 5. It was pretty funny banter on the message board predicting when his first win was going to be.

This might seem pretty tame by some standards but is usually humiliating enough. I don’t see the point of making someone pay an entry fee plus buy drinks/food etc. at the draft. They already came in last. I also must mention we are all buddies as well.

 

[whhwalker]

12 team Dynasty League. We change the team's name for the year, typically to something subtle but derogotary. This year's "loser" will be "The Nancy Pelosinists" next season.

They also get a choice of either 1st rookie pick or first player pool pick.

 

[EKB]

I thought I remembered a post from last year where the other owners got to decide the toliet bowl loser's team name for the upcoming season. Needless to say a people on the board posted some really funny (and creative) team name suggestions.

Edit: looks like whhwalker beat me to it

 

[w3junky]

We use positive reinforcement rather than negative to prevent tanking. The teams that don't make playoffs compete in a secondary playoff system. The winner gets $50.

Ditto. Except ours is $40 (money back). The 6 worse teams who do not make the playoffs participate in the Toilet Bowl.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

12 Team keeper league

The champion gets to rename the worst team in our league.

Couple of interesting ones:

Kissing Cousins Make Better Lovin

Queer Eye for the Queer Guys

 

[Norseman]

At the draft, the previous years worst team has to wear boobs and serve everyone drinks.

 

[pantofful]

The most fun way that I've encountered is this:

The owner of the lowest scoring team, and the owner of the last place record team (sometimes the same team and thus no splitting) half to split a 40oz of the nastiest stuff the commish can find (he usually leaves it in his garage all summer to "help" the flavor), and chug it before the beginning of next years draft...

 

[mozzy84]

worst team get his team named voted in by the league.

 

[GECKO]

We use positive reinforcement rather than negative to prevent tanking. The teams that don't make playoffs compete in a secondary playoff system. The winner gets $50.

Ditto. Except ours is $40 (money back). The 6 worse teams who do not make the playoffs participate in the Toilet Bowl.

This year the toilet bowl winner will get their money back.Annually the team with the worst regular season record however gets "The Trophy." Named after the inaugural winner, it is a 8" tall bronze statue of a cheerleader holding up her pom-poms in a "V."The base of the trophy consists of engraved plates with each year's recipient, team name and record. The Trophy is passed around yearly and MUST be displayed in the recipients office until the next winner is crowned. Haven't had the experience of receiving this award yet but I hear it's something trying to explain that you don’t have a daughter in cheerleading. Members of the league routinely stop by to ensure compliance."The Trophy" keeps the cellar dwellers fighting for wins.

 

[1rebmun]

We use positive reinforcement rather than negative to prevent tanking. The teams that don't make playoffs compete in a secondary playoff system. The winner gets $50.

i want to put this in place next year, as i agree that it gives the lower teams a reason to keep playing.

12 team league, redraft, 6 make playoffs, other six fight for $100, we have never had a team call it in

 

[Righetti]

we make the team with the worst record wear a Jason Sehorn jersey for all league events

i'm the lucky guy this year MLIA

 

[Rounders]

We rename the 10th place finishing team with a league vote.

We have a consolation bracket for the teams that do not make the playoffs and the round 1 losers, winner takes home $50 (about 25% of team fee).

 

[JAA]

I love ours in 1 league.

The 4 non-playoff teams play a toilet series. The loser of the loser is infact the toilet bowl winner.

The winner of the super bowl is in charge of buying the toilet bowl loser a six pack of "beer" which must be drank at the next seasons draft.

I was the super bowl winner this past season and I delivered a sixer of this for my GB Tony. Though I did give him bottles, I wouldnt do him like that with cans.