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What percentage of Americans are stupid? (1 Viewer)

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In your opinion, what percentage of Americans are dumb? And not like dumb in the "they voted for something I'm against" way.

I ask this because it seems like whenever I'm out in public, it seems most people I end up having to talk to are idiots. Like, no common sense. Same with reading most internet comment sections. It's utterly mind bottling.

So what say you? What would you put the percentage of stupid Americans at?

 
I would have put it around 75%, as well. Which worries me that we live in a country where the majority elects our leaders. Seems like a scary combination.

 
You certainly came to the right place with this question. Say, how did you do on llove80's number sequence question?

 
I would have put it around 75%, as well. Which worries me that we live in a country where the majority elects our leaders. Seems like a scary combination.
Well, now we come to the part of the discussion where you'll find lots of support here. FBGs have always favored an electorate composed entirely of an elite few and it's only a coincidence that all FBGs consider themselves voters who will make the cut.

 
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Your personnel experiences are biassed, on account of if you're only judging by the people you encounter out in public, of course that sample is going to be extrapolate stupity. The achiever-people don't do their own shopping, don't take the public transport, don't go to the park to walk their chinchillas, etc. So it's probably only about 90% dumb as dog#### and the rest are getting massages, getting blown by a kardashian etc.
My chinchillas are free range.

 
We'll, don't want to sound like a #### or nothin', but, ah... It says on your chart that you're ####ed up.

 
I would have put it around 75%, as well. Which worries me that we live in a country where the majority elects our leaders. Seems like a scary combination.
Sounds about right. Remember, they get to breed uncontrolled so the % will continue to climb. Give it another 100 years or so and the US will be about 95% knuckle dragging mouth breathers.

 
Should stupid people be allowed to breed? Perhaps that explains why I've never had any children :unsure:

 
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This would actually make a decent 7th grade science project. Of course first, you'd have to define stupidity and a way to quantify it.

Some of them would be fairly easy to find like:

- total number of Americans vs total number of Americans who voted to make Sarah Palin Vice President.

- Attendance figures for Creationist museums.

- # of page views a news article gets vs. the number of dumb comments it gets.

- Find every Chipotle or Subway that is close to a real deli or taqueria. Whoever is in line for Chipotle or Subway can be considered stupid.

Stuff like that.

 
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First thing I noticed. If you pick a point on IQ scale then the answer is available. I just don't feel like doing the legwork.

 
I would have put it around 75%, as well. Which worries me that we live in a country where the majority elects our leaders. Seems like a scary combination.
Sounds about right. Remember, they get to breed uncontrolled so the % will continue to climb. Give it another 100 years or so and the US will be about 95% knuckle dragging mouth breathers.
See Spootch response below.

Alternative response -- whoever is driving the FavreCo bus isn't even trying now.

It bottles the mind how stupid people are.
Irony meters are exploding everywhere.
 
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Frank Zappa

 
In your opinion, what percentage of Americans are dumb? And not like dumb in the "they voted for something I'm against" way.

I ask this because it seems like whenever I'm out in public, it seems most people I end up having to talk to are idiots. Like, no common sense. Same with reading most internet comment sections. It's utterly mind bottling.

So what say you? What would you put the percentage of stupid Americans at?
I was thinking this a few days ago. Read any ESPN news feed comments section. I'm in a "you know you're from [insert city] when..." group on Facebook and the amount of dumbazzzery in there is beyond stupendous. Posts in all caps, misspellings, incomplete thoughts, incoherent thoughts.... it's pretty sad actually.

 
In your opinion, what percentage of Americans are dumb? And not like dumb in the "they voted for something I'm against" way.

I ask this because it seems like whenever I'm out in public, it seems most people I end up having to talk to are idiots. Like, no common sense. Same with reading most internet comment sections. It's utterly mind bottling.

So what say you? What would you put the percentage of stupid Americans at?
I was thinking this a few days ago. Read any ESPN news feed comments section. I'm in a "you know you're from [insert city] when..." group on Facebook and the amount of dumbazzzery in there is beyond stupendous. Posts in all caps, misspellings, incomplete thoughts, incoherent thoughts.... it's pretty sad actually.
One of the benefits of the recent ESPN.com redesign is that you have to click to see the comments.

When they used to appear below the article, I found myself reading them on occasion, which was always a waste of time.

 
90% of people are of above-average intelligence, and 55% are in the top ten percent.*

* = when people are asked to rate themselves against the general populace, these are the results.

 
In your opinion, what percentage of Americans are dumb? And not like dumb in the "they voted for something I'm against" way.

I ask this because it seems like whenever I'm out in public, it seems most people I end up having to talk to are idiots. Like, no common sense. Same with reading most internet comment sections. It's utterly mind bottling.

So what say you? What would you put the percentage of stupid Americans at?
You're Pole is Broke.

 
In your opinion, what percentage of Americans are dumb? And not like dumb in the "they voted for something I'm against" way.

I ask this because it seems like whenever I'm out in public, it seems most people I end up having to talk to are idiots. Like, no common sense. Same with reading most internet comment sections. It's utterly mind bottling.

So what say you? What would you put the percentage of stupid Americans at?
You're Pole is Broke.
It's not meant to be a poll. It was a question asking what you thought.

 
A recent poll said that 41% of Americans "definitely" or "probably" believe that dinosaurs and people lived at the same time. So let's go with 41% as a baseline.

 
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