What the heck does this mean? (1 Viewer)

[SpaceCowboy]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

1. His production will be familiar

2. The offensive line will be horrendous

3. Some guy got hurt 10 years ago, so he surely will too.

4. After defenders run right by the porous o-line, he will see fields of green with Fitzgerald and Boldin downfield.

5. He can finally become a true no. 1 back, he's been more like rb3 or rb4 the last few years

Man, I hope guys in my league read this mag! That's just a blurb from this bad boy. I could go on about how Randy Moss was the first wr taken in their mock draft, 14 picks before Steve Smith.

The injury thing KILLS me. Larry Johnson would get drafted in the 10th round this year because all Penn State running backs stink in the NFL. Darrell Jackson should never be drafted. Florida wr's? Yuck.

 

[SpaceCowboy]

**UPDATE**

I have just used this rag for toilet paper....not bad.

 

[cr8f]

Darrell Jackson should never be drafted. Florida wr's? Yuck.

Yeah, but I still loved getting Chad Jackson.

 

[Donnybrook]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

I agree, that paragraph is total non-sense. His production should be familiar to his 2002 season.

 

[MLBrandow]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

I agree, that paragraph is total non-sense. His production should be familiar to his 2002 season.

you keep thinking that.Another year, another new OL coach, more unproven/new starters, an older QB who doesn't scare defenses.

Edge owners will be sad this year. I pity the fool who believes Arizona has a "high-powered" offense.

 

[Donnybrook]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

I agree, that paragraph is total non-sense. His production should be familiar to his 2002 season.

you keep thinking that.Another year, another new OL coach, more unproven/new starters, an older QB who doesn't scare defenses.

Edge owners will be sad this year. I pity the fool who believes Arizona has a "high-powered" offense.

:whoosh:

 

[MLBrandow]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

I agree, that paragraph is total non-sense. His production should be familiar to his 2002 season.

you keep thinking that.Another year, another new OL coach, more unproven/new starters, an older QB who doesn't scare defenses.

Edge owners will be sad this year. I pity the fool who believes Arizona has a "high-powered" offense.

:whoosh:

Whoops, thought '02 = '00 While I don't see his numbers being that terrible, he is definitely overrated this year.

 

[joffer]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

I agree, that paragraph is total non-sense. His production should be familiar to his 2002 season.

you keep thinking that.Another year, another new OL coach, more unproven/new starters, an older QB who doesn't scare defenses.

Edge owners will be sad this year. I pity the fool who believes Arizona has a "high-powered" offense.

:whoosh:

pssst....MLB....Edge's 2002 wasn't very good

 

[MLBrandow]

"Seeing James in a Cardinals uniform will be jarring, but his production should be familiar. James remains one of the best running backs in the league and goes from one high-powered passing attack to another. Arizona's offensive line should be horrendous, but the passing offense should open up the field and giv James room to roam. THE HISTORY OF FREE AGENT DISASTERS IN ARIZONA IS A LONG ONE, SO DON'T BE SHOCKED BY A KNEE OR HAMSTRING INJURY. James, though, will get more chances to score outside of Peyton Manning's shadow and should be a true No. 1 back."

I agree, that paragraph is total non-sense. His production should be familiar to his 2002 season.

you keep thinking that.Another year, another new OL coach, more unproven/new starters, an older QB who doesn't scare defenses.

Edge owners will be sad this year. I pity the fool who believes Arizona has a "high-powered" offense.

:whoosh:

pssst....MLB....Edge's 2002 wasn't very good

 

[Delusions Of Adequacy]

Yup. Sports knowledge has never been a requirement for the job of sportswriter. Go figure.