What would happen if Shuke ruled America? (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

 

[General Malaise]

Subarus would be everywhere.  

 

[James Daulton]

The WNBA would be the official world sport.

 

[wikkidpissah]

We'd fight our wars with scissors

 

[RokNRole]

Lipstick or butch lesbians?

 

[higgins]

The smart move would be to buy real estate on Le sbos Island (Greek Isles) now since that's undoubtedly where their capital would be...

 

[JAMES!]

Government subsidized dental dams.

 

[KCitons]

Subarus would be everywhere.  

Hey, I drive a Subaru! 

and I like girls.

 

[MikeIke]

We'd fight our wars with scissors

That's also how we'd make peace afterwards,

 

[Steve]

Birkenstock's would be proper workplace attire.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

That's also how we'd make peace afterwards,

I never knew I was a lesbian!

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Lol quoted the wrong person.

 

[Da Guru]

Cops would beat people with strap-ons instead of billy clubs.

 

[KCitons]

Cops would beat people with strap-ons instead of billy clubs.

Straight Lives Matter!

 

[Galileo]

All beer would be served in THIS!

 

[wikkidpissah]

Flannel flags

 

[otb_lifer]

there'd be a #### load more ##### grabbin' 

 

[The Future Champs]

Life would be really boring.

 

[Parrothead]

the national anthem would be changed to the theme from Orange is the New Black

 

[Steve]

the national anthem would be changed to the theme from Orange is the New Black

I thought it may be "I Kissed A Girl"

 

[5-ish Finkle]

- Whole lot more NASCAR on television.

- A groundswell of new security businesses opening up.

- Birkenstock's shares skyrocket.

 

[Wrigley]

Nam Nam Nam 

 

[Steve]

- Birkenstock's shares skyrocket.

Privately held company.

 

[knowledge dropper]

Enslaved by lipstick lesbians for procreation purposes only...

Enslaved by butch lesbians for procreation purposes....

 

[Charlie Steiner]

True story: the Tears for Fears song "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" was originally titled "Every Lezzy Wants to Rule the World".

 

[jon_mx]

Melissa Etheridge 24/7. 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Melissa Etheridge 24/7. 

k.d. lang approves this.

 

[loser]

 I thought they did.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Nam Nam Nam 

Hmmm....maybe?  I guess  if a lot of lesbians may like comic books...

 

[wikkidpissah]

iwatches get much wider

ETA: and mandatory

 

[Jackstraw]

invest heavily in scooter stocks. 

 

[kevzilla]

The scandals would be much hotter.

 

[Angry Beavers]

It would be awesome;

Just think... eating ##### would be considered patriotric!!!  

 

[Parrothead]

Restaurant business would thrive, as everyone would be more into eating out

 

[wikkidpissah]

It would be awesome;

Just think... eating ##### would be considered patriotric!!!  

oh thnay cmmm you fmee...

 

[wikkidpissah]

Restaurant business would thrive, as everyone would be more into eating out

Every day's a holiday when you eat out!

 

[bosoxs45]

Restaurant business would thrive, as everyone would be more into eating out

And drinking Busch.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Oh Great. Another "Hillary should have won" thread.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

And drinking Busch.

Would dovetail nicely with all the NASCAR, so sure, why not?

 

[dickey moe]

Lindsey Graham suddenly a sex symbol.

 

[msudaisy26]

No one would ever think outside the box. 

 

[Sinn Fein]

 thread title change

And yet all the answers still make sense

 

[msudaisy26]

 thread title change

And yet all the answers still make sense

Except mine. 

 

[otb_lifer]

Emily Ratmajnawiczakowski would be properly rated by all. 

IN. 

 

[SacramentoBob]

We wouldn't have to make a choice between 5 sandwiches or 5 women.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Tangentially, what would happen if @shoke ruled America.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Bobbleheads would become the new global currency.

 

[shuke]

wtf

 

[RokNRole]

Half the federal budget would go towards staff to help manage his PM box.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

wtf

IT WAS ORIGINALLY TITLED "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LESBIANS RULED AMERICA" THEN IT WAS CHANGED FROM LESBIANS TO SHUKE.