What Would Happen if the Mosquitoes Declared Jihad? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

The Mosquitoes have been extremely powerful for centuries. The mosquito population (estimated 1 trillion) have carried out the head mosquitoes directions in the past. In todays society, could there be a mosquito jihad?

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http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=706390&page=1

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

What Would Happen if the Mosquitos Declared Jihad?

This already happened; it's called summer in New Orleans.

 

[msommer]

We'd whack 'em

 

[Kal El]

Burn them!

 

[Limp Ditka]

That would bite

 

[Henry Ford]

What Would Happen if the Mosquitos Declared Jihad?

This already happened; it's called summer in New Orleans.

Don't be urban-centric. It's summer in all of south Louisiana.

 

[Parrothead]

better than a hornet jihad

 

[MikeIke]

Those would be the smallest, cutest suicide vests ever.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Those would be the smallest, cutest suicide vests ever.

 

[KCitons]

What? An FC thread with no reference to a teacher/student relationship?

You're slipping.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

meh.........I'd be much more concerned if the ANTS declared a jihad.

 

[Parrothead]

Ants, hornets, and mosquitos form an "Axis of Antennae".. we're screwed

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Ants, hornets, and mosquitos form an "Axis of Antennae".. we're screwed

They need a Navy though.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ants, hornets, and mosquitos form an "Axis of Antennae".. we're screwed

They need a Navy though.

Pirate bugs

 

[butcher boy]

just put the entire population on blood thinners. They'd all die pretty quick.

 

[Parrothead]

Ants, hornets, and mosquitos form an "Axis of Antennae".. we're screwed

They need a Navy though.

Pirate bugs

and they would have the cutest tiniest little eye patches

 

[NutterButter]

i'd surround my property with bat houses.

 

[fantasycurse42]

They must have found out I started this thread bc those ####ers declared war today!!!

Where the #### do these little #### suckers come from anyways? Out of nowhere, they're just here! How do they show up exactly when it gets warm!?!? I hate these ####ers!

 

[KCitons]

They must have found out I started this thread bc those ####ers declared war today!!!

Where the #### do these little #### suckers come from anyways? Out of nowhere, they're just here! How do they show up exactly when it gets warm!?!? I hate these ####ers!

Spring probably freaks you out every year.

 

[Parrothead]

killer bee attacks are on the rise..

 

[NCCommish]

What Would Happen if the Mosquitos Declared Jihad?

This already happened; it's called summer in New Orleans.

Don't be urban-centric. It's summer in all of south Louisiana.

You guys should try Alaska. Biggest mosquitoes I have ever seen. And the swarms are huge. This coming from someone who lived a mile or so from the Everglades and has seen a mosquito or two.

 

[FUBAR]

meh.........I'd be much more concerned if the ANTS declared a jihad.

The fire ants around here already did

 

[Ditka Butkus]

meh.........I'd be much more concerned if the ANTS declared a jihad.

The fire ants around here already did

Those little f-er's are bad news.

 

[fantasycurse42]

What Would Happen if the Mosquitos Declared Jihad?

This already happened; it's called summer in New Orleans.

Don't be urban-centric. It's summer in all of south Louisiana.

You guys should try Alaska. Biggest mosquitoes I have ever seen. And the swarms are huge. This coming from someone who lived a mile or so from the Everglades and has seen a mosquito or two.

That is surprising, but sounds awful.

 

[NCCommish]

What Would Happen if the Mosquitos Declared Jihad?

This already happened; it's called summer in New Orleans.

Don't be urban-centric. It's summer in all of south Louisiana.

You guys should try Alaska. Biggest mosquitoes I have ever seen. And the swarms are huge. This coming from someone who lived a mile or so from the Everglades and has seen a mosquito or two.

That is surprising, but sounds awful.

Right after Spring thaw they are out big time. Short season and they make the best of it.