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[Mr. Know-It-All]

So where do I send this check? I want to make boatloads of cash.

 

[Mystery Achiever]

I've seen this and it's good for the FFA. But I'd like to see something more in depth for Eminence. I want to see his top 5 or so picks against a couple others.

That said, I think he should definitely do the 2014 contest. I think it will show us all just how brilliant he is with stocks.

We did one of those here once (Zippy started it). It had a 20 min price delay, though. So you could buy a stock at the market open after it jumped on news and get the closing price from day before. Had to eventually abandon it. CNBC used to have one, but I think they stopped.

 

[Eminence]

So where do I send this check? I want to make boatloads of cash.

PayPal is my preferred method of payment.

 

[Eminence]

I'm down for a stock contest. I've made a few of my picks pretty clear, I'd probably want to add a stock on the software side of 3D Printing. Would also like to add a company or two that is likely to make money because of Obamacare.

Cell Phones and Insurance.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So where do I send this check? I want to make boatloads of cash.

The beauty is you don't even need to send him money. You simply buy stocks he says and then cut him a percentage.

 

[Dentist]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

With all due respect, Mr. Dentist. I do need a car.

public transportation not an option?

any other way you can get some leverage going? sell your belongings on ebay? turn some tricks?

 

[Eminence]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

With all due respect, Mr. Dentist. I do need a car.

public transportation not an option?

any other way you can get some leverage going? sell your belongings on ebay? turn some tricks?

I'm just going to continue to work hard (25% of my paycheck is used to purchase Walgreens stock), go to school for my Accounting Degree, and try to get promoted.

There will be more stock opportunity. I should have about $4,000 - 6,000 in Walgreens stock a year from now. That should be more than enough to get me started.

I am allowed to sell my stock three-months from purchase price. So, I will be able to slowly diversify my stocks throughout the year. All of this begins for me at the end of February. After that, I will have a little more stock I'm technically allowed to sell at the end of every month.

Hitting something like 3D Printing, Best Buy, or Twitter would be a great cheat code for someone who has as little money as I currently do. I have confidence I can find something that'll give me a push in the right direction.

In two-years, I should have around $8,000 - 10,000 in stocks. That's when I can really stand to make some money if i hit something big.

 

[sports_fan]

Stock tip: Enron

 

[fatness]

Also, I got my 1st non-fat chick to say she wants to meet me in-person!http://www.pof.com/v...ile_id=66729360

How is Morgan?

http://unwarrantedsass.tumblr.com/

edit: This could be a problem

 

[TheIronSheik]

This thread went all Len Bias once the title was changed from Gays to Guys.

 

[Mystery Achiever]

software side of 3D Printing. Would also like to add a company or two that is likely to make money because of Obamacare.

Cell Phones and Insurance.

These are pretty good investment themes.

 

[jon_mx]

I am now going to use your stock tips to double my money and then pay for a hacker to find out whose alias you are.

I am hoping it is mine, but not sure I that good.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

since everyone is on board with 3D printing, my advice is to make hay in the 6D printing market. It is twice as profitable.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

Car

 

[mquinnjr]

since everyone is on board with 3D printing, my advice is to make hay in the 6D printing market. It is twice as profitable.

Spoiler

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?

Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.

Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.

Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

Ted: I would go for the 7.

Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?

Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

[Hitchhiker convulses]

Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

Ted: That - good point.

Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Ted: Why?

Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ##### fired!

 

[Dr Oadi]

Haters.

 

[bagger]

OTHERWISE,

I'm just going to continue to post STOCK TIP threads that all of you are going to fail to make money on. It's your choice if you want to continue to ignore opportunity.

#monsanto

then why would we pm you and not just wait for the free advice?

 

[simmonjm]

Whats the max buy in? After this can you help me with a small legal matter of Nigerian royalty and an owed inheritance.

 

[Mario Kart]

C'mon you guys... you'd be rich if you just had invested $5,000 in these companies. Who doesn't have $5,000 USD lying around their homes right now? Forget the fees and taxes involved in the "value" of your portfolios now, a year later. You guys need to listen to the Walgreens stock(ing) boy a bit more. He does own a part of Walgreens after all.

 

[mquinnjr]

C'mon you guys... you'd be rich if you just had invested $5,000 in these companies. Who doesn't have $5,000 USD lying around their homes right now? Forget the fees and taxes involved in the "value" of your portfolios now, a year later. You guys need to listen to the Walgreens stock(ing) boy a bit more. He does own a part of Walgreens after all.

:cornhole: at the WAG shareholders meeting next fall?

 

[AK83NY]

I wanted to buy Netflix at $17....shoulda woulda coulda....

 

[tdoss]

What if I'm not gay?

Gay for pay doesn't count...does it?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I wanted to buy Netflix at $17....shoulda woulda coulda....

Shoulda sold your car.

 

[tdoss]

Once these girls swallow 2 - 3 gallons of bad boy cum, they'll be running to District Manager Eminence.

Man, if you ever need a reminder of how things have changed here....

No joke.

Holy crap...really?!

Can we now post pictures of power tools without getting a timeout? What has happened to this place?

 

[Insein]

This title is queer.

 

[jon_mx]

This title is queer.

The homosexuality in this forum is becoming a concern.

 

[Otis]

Early on in many television shows, we might see characters drastically change as they try and find their place on the show.

 

[fatness]

This title is queer.

The homosexuality in this forum is becoming a concern.

The way you express that is splendid.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You had me at gays.

 

[fatness]

You had me at gays.

Me too. I just did something disgusting. Where's my money?

 

[chauncey]

Hey Em, you seem to have a natural talent at picking winners in both the fantasy footballs and the stocks. I just won $57 in my money league and would like to invest it for my future during the off season. Should I just have my commissioner send you my winnings or do I invest the capital myself? Thx.

 

[Ned]

My Link

 

[DocHolliday]

Merry Xmas to us.

 

[[icon]]

I'm down for a stock contest. I've made a few of my picks pretty clear, I'd probably want to add a stock on the software side of 3D Printing. Would also like to add a company or two that is likely to make money because of Obamacare.

Cell Phones and Insurance.

There has been one going here every year for a while now.

 

[[icon]]

You had me at gays.

I miss nigel.

 

[boots11234]

If I'm not gay will you still help me?

 

[msommer]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

So he getsto walk out of the hood after work?

 

[jamny]

Why did you change it back to gays?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You had me at gays.

I miss nigel.

icon!

 

[fantasycurse42]

So are the gays only eligible for the sound financial advice or can anyone hop on this gravy train?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

So are the gays only eligible for the sound financial advice or can anyone hop on this gravy train?

Sorry, its a man-gravy train.

 

[xulf]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

With all due respect, Mr. Dentist. I do need a car.

public transportation not an option?

any other way you can get some leverage going? sell your belongings on ebay? turn some tricks?

I'm just going to continue to work hard (25% of my paycheck is used to purchase Walgreens stock), go to school for my Accounting Degree, and try to get promoted.

There will be more stock opportunity. I should have about $4,000 - 6,000 in Walgreens stock a year from now. That should be more than enough to get me started.

I am allowed to sell my stock three-months from purchase price. So, I will be able to slowly diversify my stocks throughout the year. All of this begins for me at the end of February. After that, I will have a little more stock I'm technically allowed to sell at the end of every month.

Hitting something like 3D Printing, Best Buy, or Twitter would be a great cheat code for someone who has as little money as I currently do. I have confidence I can find something that'll give me a push in the right direction.

In two-years, I should have around $8,000 - 10,000 in stocks. That's when I can really stand to make some money if i hit something big.

So, from the bolded, you will only make the exact same amount...or less, in year two. Which means you will not be making your money work for you. Not starting from a zero base, and your documented investment prowess, year 2 should equate to owning Walgreens.

 

[Mario Kart]

Hey Em, you seem to have a natural talent at picking winners in both the fantasy footballs and the stocks. I just won $57 in my money league and would like to invest it for my future during the off season. Should I just have my commissioner send you my winnings or do I invest the capital myself? Thx.

In order to invest in Walgreensstockingboy.com and get the expertise of said author, you need at least $5,000 to start. He takes a small 25% off the top but you win in the long run.

 

[17seconds]

haha he typed gays instead of guys

 

[jamny]

haha he typed gays instead of guys

Then fixed it to guys, then changed it back to gays.

 

[EYLive]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

Exactly! Let's see you make money in the stock market when it's a Bear Market.

I would like to purchase a bear. A small one would suffice.

 

[McGarnicle]

Eminence, I do have a system that I think would work really well.

1. You send me some money.

2. I spend the money on essentials like beer, firewood, dog food, etc.

3. You send me some more money.

Investing!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

:backsgaytruckuptoloadcash:

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Eminence, I do have a system that I think would work really well.

1. You send me some money.

2. I spend the money on essentials like beer, firewood, dog food, etc.

3. You send me some more money.

Investing!

If you develop this into a seven step investing process, I believe you would have enough money for a book/infomercial.

 

[fatness]

haha he typed gays instead of guys

Then fixed it to guys, then changed it back to gays.

He's experimenting.