What's on the Dez Bryant video? [wildly speculate within] (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

Voted for Romney.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Bad enough to get kicked off the cowboys? Probably working in a soup kitchen, reading books to kids, or visiting nursing homes with no PR guys involved.

 

[Tom Servo]

He beat a sick kid at a hospital in Madden by a score of 98-35.

And he recovered four straight onsides kicks while doing so.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

 

[B-Deep]

I heard he pays $200 to have a garbanzo bean on his face

 

[B-Deep]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

if a walmart video has been kept secret for any length of time that is amazing

 

[Rayderr]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

He put something on layaway and then didn't make the payments? (seriously, WTF is Dez doing at a Walmart?)

 

[AcerFC]

He had a coc war attack with no cc support and no spells

 

[randall146]

He had a coc war attack with no cc support and no spells

I would never engage in a coc war with Dez Bryant

 

[Aerial Assault]

Failed to haul in a key last-minute catch, costing the Cowboys a playoff game.

And generating a suit for punitive damages

 

[Aerial Assault]

He had a coc war attack with no cc support and no spells

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[TheIronSheik]

He had a coc war attack with no cc support and no spells

Please don't circumvent the language filter.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

He put something on layaway and then didn't make the payments? (seriously, WTF is Dez doing at a Walmart?)

Masterbating on women's panties.

 

[Parrothead]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

He put something on layaway and then didn't make the payments? (seriously, WTF is Dez doing at a Walmart?)

Masterbating on women's panties.

that's better at Target

 

[Insein]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

He put something on layaway and then didn't make the payments? (seriously, WTF is Dez doing at a Walmart?)

Masterbating on women's panties.

that's better at Target

Yea much classier there. You feel more comfortable.

 

[kentric]

He has sex with Kim Kardashian.

Bah. Who hasn't.

 

[kentric]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

He put something on layaway and then didn't make the payments? (seriously, WTF is Dez doing at a Walmart?)

Masterbating on women's panties.

bah. Who hasn't.

 

[Dentist]

he took a dump on a walmart employee's chest

 

[Insein]

he took a dump on a walmart employee's chest

Is that in the 50 Shades sequel?

 

[Guest]

He admits the Lions got screwed in the playoffs.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

he took a dump on a walmart employee's chest

You wish.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Below is a passage from a an article on the alleged tape. The last three words are interesting.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/So-Is-There-An-Incriminating-Dez-Bryant-Video-Or-Not-294015771.html

Let me start by being very clear: I have not seen the video. Therefore, Im not 100-percent certain that it exists. But multiple people that I trust are confident that there is a video, and that it is incriminating of Bryant.

There are different, even conflicting versions of a time frame and even about what may be on the tape. A phrase I heard more than once: domestic dispute with a woman.

Three words that seem to be consistent: Walmart surveillance video.

He put something on layaway and then didn't make the payments? (seriously, WTF is Dez doing at a Walmart?)

Masterbating on women's panties.

that's better at Target

I'm somewhat of a snob, I only do it at Saks Fifth Avenue.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

He has sex with Kim Kardashian.

Bah. Who hasn't.

A white guy.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

He has sex with Kim Kardashian.

Bah. Who hasn't.

A white guy.

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[Franknbeans]

2 cowboys, 1 cup

 

[HellToupee]

Voted for Romney.

Mitt's a joke to you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pruned the GM's Thread About Nothing

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wasn't kind...didn't rewind.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Voted for Romney.

Mitt's a joke to you?

Not to me. To black people.

 

[Treynwreck3]

He made chili, with BEANS!!

 

[Hov34]

he took a dump on a walmart employee's chest

Look who's into Dez Bryant Fan Fiction.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Posted stuff about the Games of Thrones books in the "TV-Only" thread.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

he took a dump on a walmart employee's chest

Look who's into Dez Bryant Fan Fiction.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Didn't participate in the standing ovation for that song from "Selma" at the Oscars.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Didn't remove his hat for the National Anthem.

 

[Parrothead]

He admits he's the black dude that didn't vote for Obama

 

[General Tso]

Dropped a messy #2 without a courtesy flush.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Didn't remove his hat for the National Anthem.

Zero point zero wrong with that.

 

[flysack]

Knotting in the Wal-mart pet isle.

 

[coyote5]

Attacked the #49 base in a clan war with a mishmash of goblins and wallbreakers for 1 star, ignoring clanmates instructions to use a mishmash of barbarians and gillywags

 

[TheIronSheik]

Didn't remove his hat for the National Anthem.

Zero point zero wrong with that.

I only posted it because I saw you had just posted.

 

[MattFancy]

Dez is the one behind People of Walmart

 

[TheIronSheik]

Took the Pepsi Challenge and chose coke.

 

[Clifford]

tl;dr is some site needed more traffic and standard click bait didn't work?

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Dez Bryant violently attacked Clifford with the rock Clifford has been living under.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watched his wife have sex with a white dude.

 

[Tom Servo]

Perhaps this should be called "Lies about Dez Bryant".

 

[HellToupee]

Watched his wife have sex with a white dude.

 

[Hov34]

Watched his wife have sex with a white dude.

Reverse Cuck? There may be a whole new market for this.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wore white after Labor Day.