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I'm currently taking a bubble bath (peach fragrance) while listening to Frank Sinatra on my Echo and skimming through a diet book.

Screamed like a little girl while watching my wife play Resident Evil 7.
Winner.Watch the Bachelor
Ah well the wife likes it. What are you gonna do?I'd take a nightly bath before I'd do that.
This may knock me out of 1st. Did you at least get laid after?Celine Dion concert.
You haven't seen my sister - for your sake I hope this means you've never had sex with your wife.Your sister
I'm deathly scared of chickens. Recently, I ran around the yard screaming like a little girl when my buddy started chasing me with one
I had my first 2 weeks ago. I even got the gloss polish.Mani/pedi
Was actually pretty glorious. Years before that, I used to snicker at a partner who used to get a pedicure every week. I only did it once, with my then gf, but I can totally see how a guy could get hooked on them.
Leader in the clubhouseI'm deathly scared of chickens. Recently, I ran around the yard screaming like a little girl when my buddy started chasing me with one
I know I said this is a judging free zone but you have to get out.I don't like the taste of beer
Wore a dress and high heels while having sex with a man. What do I win?
Ain't nothing wrong with that, homie.At home, I've been sitting down to pee.
What size bra do you wear?I once in a moment of weakness had my whisky on the rocks rather than neat.
Whiskey Tango FoxtrotI'm deathly scared of chickens. Recently, I ran around the yard screaming like a little girl when my buddy started chasing me with one