Which poker hand are you? (1 Viewer)

[Native]

Texas Holdem, pre flop, which two cards define you?

 

[Abraham]

72o

 

[Cjw_55106]

10-10. Im not as good as I think I am.

 

[dhockster]

72o

you are a class is half empty kind of guy, amirite?

 

[Zow]

JJ

Good enough to be used in almost any hand and will produce overall but not great in big spots or head to head with the best.

 

[dhockster]

10-8 suited. I am not much of a starting hand, but I can do big things when the situation is right.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

J-K off

 

[(HULK)]

10-4 suited aka The Good Buddy

 

[Peyton Marino]

did you mean to post this to buzzfeed?

 

[fantasycurse42]

AK spades...

Great starting hand, will be played aggressively, sometimes will miss completely, sometimes will dominate, and at other times will lose the house.

 

[Bonfire]

An UNO 'Draw Four' and a Joker. I think I'm in the wrong place, and I'm probably doing it wrong.

 

[That one guy]

Pocket 9s or 4-5 suited..my favorites to work with

 

[dhockster]

I also like dating low pocket pairs. They have potential but if they don't hit the flop, they are easy to get away from.

 

[Peyton Marino]

i would be a carot because i like the color oragne

 

[Native]

A-10 suited. Fairly strong, lots of options and can flourish in many different situations. Can be high pair, flush, straight.

That said, I interact with with many A-Q and A-K types. And my kicker isnt as good as theirs so need to play wisely.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

it would always have at least one 3.

 

[Donkey Derp]

J-K off

Don't you mean you love 2J off?

 

[Willie Neslon]

American Airlines right here.

 

[shady inc]

A 7 suited

 

[belljr]

J-A

 

[AAABatteries]

Low pocket pair because my ballsack hangs low.

 

[Fennis]

A 9 of clubs and the rules card that some jag off forgot to remove

 

[Eminence]

A-6, suited

 

[lod01]

Q-Q...... Me and 2 chicks.

 

[jfranco77]

AJ for me too. Probably suited. Versatile and can work in a lot of situations. But rarely elite in any of them. Some people think too highly and some people underestimate.

 

[Ned]

69

I love to play 2 gappers.

 

[beercat]

69

I love to play 2 gappers.

Happy Meal

 

[Zegras11]

85 suited

 

[Arizona Ron]

I'd be JJ. No idea how it's going to turn out but it's going to be fun.

 

[joffer]

The queen of diamonds and the five of clubs

 

[dickey moe]

2-5 o

I am like a black hole for the bad beats of others.

 

[Bull Dozier]

JTo. Looks like it has promise, but without a lot of help, its worthless.

 

[bakes]

Pair of threes. Once in a great while I hit, but most of the time I just make people scratch their heads and toss me into the kitty.

 

[Parmcat]

68Spades

You do me and I own you one!

 

[Phil Elliott]

J spades - J hearts

They're wild.

 

[Zow]

J-K off

Nice. Took me awhile.

 

[Zow]

I'd be JJ. No idea how it's going to turn out but it's going to be fun.

See, I find JJ to be somewhat stressful.

I'd think KQ suited or JQ suited would be the "fun" hands.

 

[bakes]

J-K off

Nice. Took me awhile.

I find that difficult to believe.

 

[Zow]

J-K off

Nice. Took me awhile.

I find that difficult to believe.

Well picturing Bill Cowher makes it pretty difficult.

 

[belljr]

J-A

Wait for it

 

[McGarnicle]

2-5 offsuit, I flop the straight and push all in, villain with AA calls and I win the tournament. That's my life, everyone underestimates me and I kick their asses time after time.

 

[Snoopy]

A pair of Jokers. I get kicked out before the game even begins.

 

[jon_mx]

A-A-K-Q.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Um, 66 obv.

-QG66

 

[Bull Dozier]

J-A

Wait for it

I saw what you did there.

 

[Short Corner]

Q-Q...... Me and 2 chicks.

You and two queens?

 

[cosjobs]

910 suited.

Huge potential, usually a loser. But when it hits. ..

 

[grateful zed]

J-A

thats my crux hand. i play it too hard, but have had good success.

 

[grateful zed]

QQ - mop squeezers

 

[Barry]

57. mom was a whore