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Who are the hipsters on FBG's? (1 Viewer)

Pro: I have a beard; I wear Ray-Ban style glasses and Chucks much of the time; I hang out in coffee shops and dive bars; I own multiple Apple products; I like jazz.

Con: the beard is gray; the rest of my wardrobe is Levis, Hanes t-shirts, and white socks, and the next time I wear a porkpie hat will be the first; I hang out those places because I'm retired and like cheap beverages; I have no idea how to operate my Apple products beyond the Internet browser and a little Threes; I listen to my jazz at home with my wife and dogs, in Iowa.

 
Since coming back, I'd say the amount of Hipsters on this board is about 70%. Although, I don't think about 40% of them know they are Hipsters.

 
I don't think about 40% of them know they are Hipsters.
Case in point:

Pro: I have a beard; I wear Ray-Ban style glasses and Chucks much of the time; I hang out in coffee shops and dive bars; I own multiple Apple products; I like jazz.

Con: the beard is gray; the rest of my wardrobe is Levis, Hanes t-shirts, and white socks, and the next time I wear a porkpie hat will be the first; I hang out those places because I'm retired and like cheap beverages; I have no idea how to operate my Apple products beyond the Internet browser and a little Threes; I listen to my jazz at home with my wife and dogs, in Iowa.
 
I don't think about 40% of them know they are Hipsters.
Case in point:

Pro: I have a beard; I wear Ray-Ban style glasses and Chucks much of the time; I hang out in coffee shops and dive bars; I own multiple Apple products; I like jazz.

Con: the beard is gray; the rest of my wardrobe is Levis, Hanes t-shirts, and white socks, and the next time I wear a porkpie hat will be the first; I hang out those places because I'm retired and like cheap beverages; I have no idea how to operate my Apple products beyond the Internet browser and a little Threes; I listen to my jazz at home with my wife and dogs, in Iowa.
:shrug:

I'm genuinely not sure. I was like this for literal decades before anyone ever uttered the word "hipster." Except the beard was darker then.

 
I don't think about 40% of them know they are Hipsters.
Case in point:
Pro: I have a beard; I wear Ray-Ban style glasses and Chucks much of the time; I hang out in coffee shops and dive bars; I own multiple Apple products; I like jazz.

Con: the beard is gray; the rest of my wardrobe is Levis, Hanes t-shirts, and white socks, and the next time I wear a porkpie hat will be the first; I hang out those places because I'm retired and like cheap beverages; I have no idea how to operate my Apple products beyond the Internet browser and a little Threes; I listen to my jazz at home with my wife and dogs, in Iowa.
:shrug:

I'm genuinely not sure. I was like this for literal decades before anyone ever uttered the word "hipster." Except the beard was darker then.
The term hipster is old, started in the jazz age, was later used for beatniks and then hippies.
 
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Hipsters almost have to have a beard. Right? I don't know if chicks can be hipsters unless they smoke cigards.

Fancy mustache and skinny jeans I would think would qualify.

 
I don't think about 40% of them know they are Hipsters.
Case in point:
Pro: I have a beard; I wear Ray-Ban style glasses and Chucks much of the time; I hang out in coffee shops and dive bars; I own multiple Apple products; I like jazz.

Con: the beard is gray; the rest of my wardrobe is Levis, Hanes t-shirts, and white socks, and the next time I wear a porkpie hat will be the first; I hang out those places because I'm retired and like cheap beverages; I have no idea how to operate my Apple products beyond the Internet browser and a little Threes; I listen to my jazz at home with my wife and dogs, in Iowa.
:shrug:

I'm genuinely not sure. I was like this for literal decades before anyone ever uttered the word "hipster." Except the beard was darker then.
The term hipster is old, started in the jazz age, was later used for beatniks and then hippies.
GTFO of here. Really? I thought that was relatively new coinage.

I was totally a hippie. I urbanized, and then went rural. Now I'm just ridiculous everywhere I go and nobody would talk to me if I didn't buy rounds.

 
Some hipsters can't grow full beards so they replace them with black rimmed glasses.
I just thought Woody Allen looked cool.
Of course, it would be accompanied with a fedora, SnapBack, newsie, 5 panel or slouchy beanie hat.
Snapbacks aren't hipster IMO. The group I see them on more than any are urban (or wanting to be urban) teens. The kind that listen to popular rap and are into skateboarding.

 
More Yuppie than hipster here.

Wife is way more princess than grungy and ####.

No thick glasses

Do have a beard, but it's usually short and neat.

Have only two pairs of jeans, one that is "distressed" the old fashioned way - by wearing them.

Usually dress professionally (Hickey Freeman suit, cuffed shirt etc) or preppy (the old preppy, just a freakin polo, not stupid assed popped collars)

Do drive a jeep wrangler - but it's nicely appointed with leather etc.

While I don't hate PBR as it has sentimental value, I can't remember the last time I had one

 
<===not a hipster. In fact, I drive through Silver Lake just to go hipster bowling with my gas guzzling car.

 

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