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Who Cuts Your Hair? (1 Viewer)

Who Cuts Your Hair?

  • Hottie

    Votes: 32 23.5%

  • Regular or Ugly Chick

    Votes: 54 39.7%

  • Hetero Man

    Votes: 47 34.6%

  • Gay Man

    Votes: 3 2.2%
  • Total voters
    136
Smoking hot blonde with 1/2 dozen tattoos and looks like Jenna Jameson circa 1995 and pre-boobjob.

Shampoos and then always says, 'your not leaving without me rubbing jell into your hair'.

Come to think of it, she had reddish brown hair last weekend. It's also been black and brown at times.

 
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If I could find a hottie, I'd drive an hour to get my hair cut there. As it is, I go with the hoon of the month at Sports Clips. FML

 
Same chick that has been cutting my hair since I was 12. She's still a smokin' hottie even in her late 40's.

Huuuuuuge tracts of land.

 
Regular chick cuts mine. But there is a hottie that works at the same place. Tight jeans low cut top... I laugh at how many 40-60 year old married guys that she cuts. Lots of flirting and it's the exact same routine for everyone of them. The hottie knows exactly what she's doing. Suckas all think they have a chance.

 
Hetero man.

Old. Smells like booze any time after ten. Barber pole outside that stopped spinning in 1976. Scissors in blue stuff on the counter. Fifty percent of the people in the waiting area at any given moment have names like Morty, Stanley, or Milton.

In a totally unrelated factoid, I'm in Iowa.

 
I go to a no appointment place and get a new ugly chick every time.

Have to admit, the best haircut I got in my life was a gay guy my wife took me to and it was $50. But I'd never go back. I felt like I needed to pick up a prada shirt after that.

 
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I go to a no appointment place and get a new ugly chick every time.

Have to admit, the best haircut I got in my life was a gay guy my wife took me to and it was $50. But I'd never go back. I felt like I needed to pick up a prada shirt after that.
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should've gotten the shirt. I've owned one Prada shirt in my life and it was the nicest shirt i ever owned and got the most compliments from chicks

 
Dentist said:
17seconds said:
I go to a no appointment place and get a new ugly chick every time.

Have to admit, the best haircut I got in my life was a gay guy my wife took me to and it was $50. But I'd never go back. I felt like I needed to pick up a prada shirt after that.
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should've gotten the shirt. I've owned one Prada shirt in my life and it was the nicest shirt i ever owned and got the most compliments from chicks
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Kind of like that haircut

 
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Dentist said:
17seconds said:
I go to a no appointment place and get a new ugly chick every time.

Have to admit, the best haircut I got in my life was a gay guy my wife took me to and it was $50. But I'd never go back. I felt like I needed to pick up a prada shirt after that.
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should've gotten the shirt. I've owned one Prada shirt in my life and it was the nicest shirt i ever owned and got the most compliments from chicks
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Kind of like that haircut
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that combo might have made you a real lady... or dude killer

 
Formerly semi hot chick who is now frumpy regular chick. She's been cutting my hair for 11 years. She's in her mid 40s

 
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Mostly the same heterosexual man has cut my hair the last 14 years. Hilarious Israeli guy, used to work for another salon, opened up his own place 6-7 years ago. Opened a second place last year. He has a bunch of hotties working for him and I alternate between the Asianed one and the Russian if he's not around. His shampoo girl gives an amazing scalp massage.

 
In the past 15 years I've had 3 people cut my hair. The first was a straight guy from North Africa somewhere who thought he was Allah's gift to women. He spoke French and was always late. I then moved to a regular woman from Vietnam who did a good job, but ultimately I was dissatisfied with her haircuts. Then my wife recommended a gay guy (probably in his late 40s) who worked at a salon where she got her hair colored and he's been doing my haircuts since January and I am very pleased.

 
I go to my local barber - about 30 years old, been doing it around town for a long time. I just get a simple cut, but he does all of the crazy fades and carvings. He barbered a bunch of the Jersey Shore guys for a while and some other semi-celebs, think he's about to be on some reality show. Great guy, 100% straight.

Before that, I went to the same hair stylist as I did when I was a kid, but it just got to cost a fortune. Also a straight guy.

 
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