Who would win in a physical fight, you or your SO? (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

You and your SO step in to a closed cage, two enter only one can leave, who wins? I think I go 1 for 3. I got her straight up but after that I am in trouble.

 

[ZenMaster]

Nobody really wins that fight.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She can't really take a punch. Trust me.

 

[moleculo]

She can't really take a punch. Trust me.

well sure, buy can you throw one with your non-dominant arm?

 

[IC FBGCav]

In #3 scenario one kneecap and then game over.

 

[avoiding injuries]

I'm 2-0 against her over the past 7 years

 

[cstu]

I'm 8-0 with 5 KO's and a TKO (police broke it up).

 

[Bucky86]

My gf would probably break her hand punching me. :flex:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She can't really take a punch. Trust me.

well sure, buy can you throw one with your non-dominant arm?

No such thing. I'm amphibious.

 

[Pipes]

I'd win all 3 but if she had a knife instead of a baseball bat, it's a different story.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Would she be allowed to use B.J.'s to her advantage. I'm pretty stupid, and horny. She might make me forget I was there to fight, get me in a compromising position, and then do me in while I was helpless.

 

[top dog]

Had to vote that I can take her straight up but without my dominate arm, I'm in trouble. She was raised in martial arts and would make short work of me with a bat. She almost broke my wrist once with a Kubatan (or however you spell it) showing the kids how it worls

 

[sublimeone]

I would beat her ###

 

[FUBAR]

You and your SO step in to a closed cage, two enter only one can leave, who wins? I think I go 1 for 3. I got her straight up but after that I am in trouble.

I'll stay in the cage. Let her deal with the kids.

That might be the better question - your kids combined against you. In my case, it would either be me winning like an old school ninja movie where they each take turns attacking, conveniently for the hero, or they'd learn teamwork.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Would my wife be forced to cut weight to be in my weight class or is this fight no weight classes?

 

[cstu]

Had to vote that I can take her straight up but without my dominate arm, I'm in trouble. She was raised in martial arts and would make short work of me with a bat.

She almost broke my wrist once with a Kubatan (or however you spell it) showing the kids how it worls

At least it wasn't a Sybian!

 

[El Floppo]

she would destroy me.

like she does every minute of my miserable life.

 

[matuski]

I'd give myself good odds.

 

[Jackstraw]

We could still kick right? If so she's toast in all three scenarios.

 

[Statcruncher]

I destroy in all 3 scenarios.

 

[moleculo]

We could still kick right? If so she's toast in all three scenarios.

in theory, you have a high-priority target in kicking range. Not sure if this really favors guys here.

 

[Despyzer]

It depends largely on her motivation. I'd still win the first scenarios, but in the third I think I'd have little chance if she had good reason to want to see me injured. If it was merely a matter of self-preservation, I doubt she'd put up a good enough fight to take me out.

 

[Sinn Fein]

She has no chance in all 3. A baseball bat is probably a bad choice of a weapon - if you can't close the distance on a woman swinging a baseball bat, you are doing something wrong.

 

[Das Boot]

Now imagine that immediately prior to entering the cage, she's told that you have a mistress and shown high quality photoshopped pictures of your trysts.

 

[Galileo]

I've got her in all 3. The only thing about #3 is that she may get in one swing. If that happens to be well placed (#### or temple) she has a slight chance.

 

[eoMMan]

Baseball bats are insanely overrated as weapons.

 

[Mister CIA]

Pro tip - convince the SO to signup for a joint MMA class. Sparring makes everything okay.

 

[Insein]

Is this in a haunted house or regular?

 

[ghostguy123]

However long it takes to strangle someone to death, add about 5 seconds to that for each scenario, and it's over.

 

[Koya]

Her only chance would be to smother me in ( . )( . )

 

[Soulfly3]

my boyfriend would destroy me.

 

[tommyboy]

pretty sure her luck wouldn't change after 20 yrs

 

[DaVinci]

I'd let her win because I don't particularly want to go to jail.

 

[Dr Oadi]

Eight people are married to Ronda Rousey.

 

[Cjw_55106]

I like to tell my wife this every once in a while:

You live in the inner city, I grew up in the inner city.

She's soft and couldnt win using a bat even with both my hands tied behind my back.

 

[Godsbrother]

You and your SO step in to a closed cage, two enter only one can leave, who wins? I think I go 1 for 3. I got her straight up but after that I am in trouble.

Me too.

 

[Buckychudd]

Eight people are married to Ronda Rousey.

There are other alternatives....

my boyfriend would destroy me.

 

[NewlyRetired]

3rd one is tricky. Would have to bull rush and hope she hits a shoulder. Once you are in close, bat is useless.

 

[TenTimes]

Had to vote that I can take her straight up but without my dominate arm, I'm in trouble. She was raised in martial arts and would make short work of me with a bat.

Same here, mine is a Tae Kwon Do red belt and would literally kick the crap out of me, possibly in all 3 scenarios.

 

[EYLive]

With both arms - I win, not close

1 arm - She wins, but it'll be close and ugly

If she had a bat - I would run.

If tickling is allowed, I'm dead regardless of circumstances.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I would snap her like the twig she used to be.

 

[glock]

Is this a straight up, "get in the ring and fight for fightin's sake" fight? Or is this a case where "she is all fired up about something insensitive and stupid that I did or said and we have to get in the ring" fight?

Straight up? Me, all 3- no contest.

Her fired up??

 

[Buttonhook]

Depends on if it's her time of the month.

 

[joetrow]

I'd let her win because I don't particularly want to go to jail.

Who do you think put you in the cage in the first place?

 

[Uwe Blab]

I'm 2-0 against her over the past 7 years

I'm 8-0 with 5 KO's and a TKO (police broke it up).

pretty sure her luck wouldn't change after 20 yrs

 

[IC FBGCav]

With both arms - I win, not close

1 arm - She wins, but it'll be close and ugly

If she had a bat - I would run.

If tickling is allowed, I'm dead regardless of circumstances.

I think people don't understand how limiting one arm can be. You can't stop her while she is gouging your eyes out.

 

[Spin]

I could take her in the first two scenarios.

But my wife angry at me with a baseball bat and I've only got one hand? I'm toast. My wife is also bat#### crazy though, so when she loses her temper... look out.

 

[Henry Ford]

With both arms - I win, not close

1 arm - She wins, but it'll be close and ugly

If she had a bat - I would run.

If tickling is allowed, I'm dead regardless of circumstances.

I think people don't understand how limiting one arm can be. You can't stop her while she is gouging your eyes out.

I'd win in all 3, but only because I outweigh her by 100 pounds and know how to tackle.

 

[EYLive]

With both arms - I win, not close

1 arm - She wins, but it'll be close and ugly

If she had a bat - I would run.

If tickling is allowed, I'm dead regardless of circumstances.

I think people don't understand how limiting one arm can be. You can't stop her while she is gouging your eyes out.

Yep. I mean, I have a reach advantage and a stiff jab, but she goes to kick boxing class and dabbles in jiujitsu. So there's really no winner.