Who would win in a steel cage match? Presidential edition? (1 Viewer)

[AnonymousBob]

Marco Rubio is 44. 5'10".

Ted Cruz is 44. Height unlisted.

Jeb Bush is 62. 6'3".

Ben Carson is 64 and 5'11".

Hillary Clinton is 68 and 5'7".

Donald Trump is 69 and 6'3".

Bernie Sanders is 74 and 5'8".

Age might favor Rubio or Cruz, but a lot of anger/fight in the older candidates.

 

[Fennis]

If they can hire hitmen... Hillary wins it no issue.

If its just bare knuckle, hand to hand combat, Hillary wins it easily.

 

[The Tick]

Reasons why Celebrity Death match needs to come back.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

It has to be Carson. He has admitted he will use weapons if the need arises.

 

[AnonymousBob]

It has to be Carson. He has admitted he will use weapons if the need arises.

Dude was either an extremely violent young man or fantasized about being an extremely violent young man. Plus he has that calming voice/demeanor to lull folks to lower their guard. Devastating combination. Could do some serious damage.

Trump and Jeb have the height advantage which can't be underestimated.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

It has to be Carson. He has admitted he will use weapons if the need arises.

Dude was either an extremely violent young man or fantasized about being an extremely violent young man. Plus he has that calming voice/demeanor to lull folks to lower their guard. Devastating combination. Could do some serious damage.

Trump and Jeb have the height advantage which can't be underestimated.

True but I have a feeling they are the talk tough and run type.

 

[timschochet]

It's easily Hillary. It wouldn't be close, really.

 

[lod01]

Trump easily. He has the experience & he kicked McMahon's ###.

 

[Fennis]

Trump easily. He has the experience & he kicked McMahon's ###.

Hillary killed Vince Foster

 

[AnonymousBob]

Trump easily. He has the experience & he kicked McMahon's ###.

Hillary killed Vince Foster

Having someone killed isn't the same as killing someone yourself. Gotta think it kills a bit of your soul either way, and that adds an edge when it comes to brawling though. She may not have the size of others but she'd fight dirty from the get go and show no mercy. The others might focus on taking down the other males, underestimating her to their own peril.

 

[The Future Champs]

While the OP didn't explicitly state what the reward was for winning the cage match, but assuming the obvious - that the winner gets to be president - it's Hillary >>>>>>>>field. If it's just a cage match than probably Cruz or Rubio.

 

[17seconds]

Would think Cruz, but somehow I think Jeb Bush has R-strength like Lennie in Of Mice and Men

 

[fantasycurse42]

One can only hope there are no survivors.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It has to be Carson. He has admitted he will use weapons if the need arises.

Dude was either an extremely violent young man or fantasized about being an extremely violent young man. Plus he has that calming voice/demeanor to lull folks to lower their guard. Devastating combination. Could do some serious damage.

Plus my daddy's last words were: "Son, always bet on the black guy"

 

[Rubi]

One can only hope there are no survivors.