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Who's hottest -- apologies in advance... (1 Viewer)

Who's....least offensive?

  • 1

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2

    Votes: 6 6.8%
  • 3

    Votes: 30 34.1%
  • 4

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • 5

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • 6

    Votes: 2 2.3%
  • 7

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • 8

    Votes: 7 8.0%
  • 9

    Votes: 9 10.2%
  • 10

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 11

    Votes: 2 2.3%
  • 12

    Votes: 29 33.0%

  • Total voters
    88
Enjoy your AIDS.  

I really can't imagine who would put something like this together, then who would take pictures, then who would post the pics in a who's hottest poll.  Lot's of face punching needs to happen.
As long as it's not in their stomachs we're all good.

 
12 - I'm going by her legs - those are nice and the best glimpse at what she might be upon delivery.  Face is cute.  Her giant Linea Nigra will fade
9 - Again, decent shape on the legs indicates a faster return to a decent body.  Face not repulsive.
3 - Cute enough face and I can see why she's getting votes, but those thighs are like Earl Campbell's.  BVFW
5 - You know how I know she's carrying twins?  I have some.  Give her a year + of recovery and she'll turn some heads in the trailer park courtyard.
1 - When in doubt, go with large cannons.  She is tall and long and blonde.  
2 - Cute smile, her teeth are white and straight.  Most likely to have her HS diploma and parents who love her.  Legs are better than bad.
8 - If Drew Barrymore had sex with a white basketball player from Croatia and had a daughter, this would be the result.
4 - Taking a risk that her board shorts aren't hiding something hideous, and we are pretty sure it's at least not a penis.




Huge drop down in class, like going from the horse track in Shreveport to the one in Yonkers....





11 - Looks exactly like the motel maid who walked in on me catching a jerk in Modesto.
 

6 - So that's what happened to MTV's Kennedy.  Is it possible to give birth to your own grandkid?



Considering going gay at this point.

7 - Sometimes glasses can give a chick a cute nerdy appeal.  Other times, this.
10 - Christ, it's like Sissy Spacek from Carrie mated with the Staypuft Marshmallow monster from Ghostbusters and the resulting child was born with a perpetual look of somebody who simultaneously ate a lemon and smelled a nasty fart. 

 
10 - Christ, it's like Sissy Spacek from Carrie mated with the Staypuft Marshmallow monster from Ghostbusters and the resulting child was born with a perpetual look of somebody who simultaneously ate a lemon and smelled a nasty fart. 
God Dammit GM, I had to go look again to see this after that description.  

I'll be in the Hannah Davis thread cleansing my eyeballs if anybody needs anything.

 
No apologies necessary. Pregnant women can still be attractive, even if rarely "sexy"

Went with 12, but there are several in there that were likely hot pre-prego and several will certainly return to that hotness.

 

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