Who's hottest -- scratch & dent sale (1 Viewer)

[McGarnicle]

You know you still would

 

[sbonomo]

yikes.....

 

[saintfool]

5.

 

[Wrigley]

Love me some Spanish food 

 

[otb_lifer]

the vid clip posted today of the Amherst behemoth ought to give rise to appreciating every last one of these broads. 

 

[John Bender]

What's with the Raccoon eyes on 1?

Gimme 5

 

[baymen]

5.3,2,4,1

 

[Scoresman]

They're actually in order of hotness from right to left.

5 - It's not close really.  Prettiest face, great body, doesn't look to be insane.

4- I kind of dig the pale look and the boobs look nice and floppy, but she's got a bit of a gut.

3 - Not much to say here.  Pretty, average chick.  Tattoes by the hoo haw are not ideal.

2 - She looks like she'd be into everything including letting you pee on her.  Might be the crazy type that freezes your semen.  Slightly too skinny though.

1 - No.  Just no.  

 

[Captain Cranks]

They're all 1s on the binary scale and better looking than the majority of our wives.  That said, they each have their flaws so this one was tough.  I went with 2 despite the crazy eyes.    

 

[fred_1_15301]

I voted 2  

 

[HellToupee]

I voted 2  

Same here. We know a good time when we see it

 

[sdp1226]

Love me some Spanish food 

Fish Tacos ...... yum 

 

[sports_fan]

I voted for the Frankenstein head behind number 1

 

[fantasycurse42]

35214

 

[Dan Lambskin]

3

4

5

2

1

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

You'd have to go a whooooooooooole lot farther to get me to say no.  Hot.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

4 for some reason.  I like the pale skin and cute face I guess.  

I can't fairly judge 2 because I have experienced that kind of crazy and it wasn't worth it.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You can't tell who you voted for any more with the new board? Neat. 

Voted earlier and pretty sure I voted 2 bc her eyes said "I will cut you if you don't vote for me"

 

[TheAristocrat]

Either 3 or 5.

I did find it funny that 4 is sucking in her gut.

 

[Ned]

Its amazing how the bronzing gone bad is skewing the results.

1 has the best body of the bunch and wouldn't look so bad if she didn't have the raccoon eyes.

 

[Tom Servo]

You know you still would

5 

3

Getting zika virus

Hanging from my johnson

Receiving a kiss from Camryn Manheim

The field

 

[Nigel]

5

3

2

1

4

 

[E Street Brat]

3

5

2

1

4

 

[E Street Brat]

What's with the Raccoon eyes on 1?

Gimme 5

Trump in drag

 

[Cowboysfan8]

I must have low standards because 5 looks pretty good to me

 

[Don't Noonan]

5 has tree stumps for legs

 

[culdeus]

I feel like a otherwise normal makeup job on 1 and she's winning easily. She's the only one in shape. 

 

[joffer]

3 over 5

 

[Kraft...]

#4, best face hands down

 

[AAABatteries]

5 pretty easily for me

 

[McGarnicle]

3

5

2

1

4

This is correct, great job.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

5,4,3,2,1

I've nailed several chicks that look like #4, they do pretty much whatever you want. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I feel like a otherwise normal makeup job on 1 and she's winning easily. She's the only one in shape. 

You're a Trump fan aren't you? 

 

[cstu]

5,4,3,2,1

I've nailed several chicks that look like #4, they do pretty much whatever you want. 

This guy knows things.

 

[tommyboy]

4, 5, 3...

 

[Ratbert]

5. Its not even a contest

 

[PIK95]

Scratch and Dent  

 

[shuke]

5

3

4

1

2

Would all

 

[renesauz]

3 and 5 a toss up to me, with 4 close behind.

All real life smoking though

 

[Brady Marino]

5 (and would stone cold sober with zero regrets)

3 (would sober, absolutely would after a couple drinks)

1 (she's probably at least even with 2 with much less time in the sun)

2 (after giving her a Xanax)

4 ("Hey, you're the last one at the bar too, huh?")