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Who's Wittiest? Friday Quiplash - 5/18 Quipslip - Results being posted (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Bob Sacamano
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Pawblo Picasso, ftr
J. It turns out Trump thought DACA stood for _______.
1. Dollars After Coitus Allocation (EG) - 1200
2. Don't ask, covfefe. Alsoscrewobama. (bfred) - 500
3. Dumb ### Cuban Arsonisttypepeople (Nick Vermeil) - 100
4. Dream About Catching ### (cap'n) - 400
EG coituses everyone else and refuses to allocate any points.
J. It turns out Trump thought DACA stood for _______.
1. Dollars After Coitus Allocation (EG) - 1200
2. Don't ask, covfefe. Alsoscrewobama. (bfred) - 500
3. Dumb ### Cuban Arsonisttypepeople (Nick Vermeil) - 100
4. Dream About Catching ### (cap'n) - 400
EG coituses everyone else and refuses to allocate any points.
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
My strategy of saving my best stuff until after the prompts, while daring and unconventional, has been less effective than I imagined it would be.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
El Floppo
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I am never bored by Maisy.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
K. Name of the new daytime soap opera for rabbits.
1. General Hopspital (Maik) - 500
2. Watership ER (floppo) - 900
3. The Fast and the Furriest (fatguy) - 200
4. All My Leverets (Hags) - 600
I liked General Hopspital, but floppo hops away dramatically with a win and a daytime emmy.
1. General Hopspital (Maik) - 500
2. Watership ER (floppo) - 900
3. The Fast and the Furriest (fatguy) - 200
4. All My Leverets (Hags) - 600
I liked General Hopspital, but floppo hops away dramatically with a win and a daytime emmy.
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
I thought this was the strongest top to bottom. Bonus points for making me Google "leveret."
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
L. Name of that restaurant you wish you hadn't eaten at last night.
1. T.G.I.Salmonella's (IB) - 737
2. Brown Lobster (worm) - 1463
3. I Can't believe it's not Butter! Spray. (Prosthetic) -0
4. Rhea's Diner (Little did I know Rhea's first name was Dia) (Bull D) - 0
worm and IB hog all the points, but worm gets the W
1. T.G.I.Salmonella's (IB) - 737
2. Brown Lobster (worm) - 1463
3. I Can't believe it's not Butter! Spray. (Prosthetic) -0
4. Rhea's Diner (Little did I know Rhea's first name was Dia) (Bull D) - 0
worm and IB hog all the points, but worm gets the W
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
The Gator
Footballguy
The Watership Down reference was my favorite of this round
Eta, never mind...floppo did that one, it sucks
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Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
M. Name of the next Louis CK standup special on HBO.
1. Fapping at the Filmore (Foos) - 1463
2. Laughing Her-### off (matts) - 105
3. I'll Be Done in 3 Minutes (Kilgore) - 632
4. Louis CK: I'm a Grower not Shower, hold on a second… (Gator) - 0
This was the quiplash bry originally spoiled. Foos jumped out to a huge lead and nobody could catch him, even with that thing in his hand.
1. Fapping at the Filmore (Foos) - 1463
2. Laughing Her-### off (matts) - 105
3. I'll Be Done in 3 Minutes (Kilgore) - 632
4. Louis CK: I'm a Grower not Shower, hold on a second… (Gator) - 0
This was the quiplash bry originally spoiled. Foos jumped out to a huge lead and nobody could catch him, even with that thing in his hand.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
belljr
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
N. Everyone got a good laugh during Cards Against Humanity when I played, "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious #######" on _________.
1. "What is one thing EG wishes he had tried at least once" (bry) - 737
2. Her Heiney (bell) - 737
3. Toast (lardon) - 105
4. Avocado toast (scoobus) - 421
There is never a bad time to play the Daniel Radcliffe's delicious ###hole car. Never. It will always win. Except here, where bry and bell are left kissing worm's sister.
1. "What is one thing EG wishes he had tried at least once" (bry) - 737
2. Her Heiney (bell) - 737
3. Toast (lardon) - 105
4. Avocado toast (scoobus) - 421
There is never a bad time to play the Daniel Radcliffe's delicious ###hole car. Never. It will always win. Except here, where bry and bell are left kissing worm's sister.
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Agreed. General Hopspital was a better pun, but automatic vote from me for a Watership Down reference.
belljr
Footballguy
Hermoine - Her Heiney
GET IT@!$#@#$@$#@
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Is worms sister hot? Askinf for a friend
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
O. The worst kids board game ever would be _____ in the Pants.
1. Sandusky (Mod) - 1382
2. "Let's take turns masturbating" (bfred) - 0
3. Priest (fatguy) - 636
4. Pope (Sinn) - 182
I liked Pope and Priest, cause, as Hags pointed out, alliteration rules. Probably also why I'm no longer Catholic. Or a Penn State, um, backer.
1. Sandusky (Mod) - 1382
2. "Let's take turns masturbating" (bfred) - 0
3. Priest (fatguy) - 636
4. Pope (Sinn) - 182
I liked Pope and Priest, cause, as Hags pointed out, alliteration rules. Probably also why I'm no longer Catholic. Or a Penn State, um, backer.
bryhamm
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
Foosball God
Foos
Bob is killing it.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I would have voted for Aunts in the Pants.
belljr
Footballguy
bryhamm
Footballguy
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
P. Slogan for our next President's election campaign.
1. Build that Sex Doll (GOB) - 200
2. Olitics. Keeping the P out of Politics. (Prosthetic) - 1400
3. Jyna (scoobus) - 100
4. For the Love of God vote for me (Nick) - 500
You can't spell POTUS without the Pee. BIG win for Prosth.
1. Build that Sex Doll (GOB) - 200
2. Olitics. Keeping the P out of Politics. (Prosthetic) - 1400
3. Jyna (scoobus) - 100
4. For the Love of God vote for me (Nick) - 500
You can't spell POTUS without the Pee. BIG win for Prosth.
El Floppo
Footballguy
yeah, Sandusky was my first choice, then I thought of Pope, and it reminded me of Poop, and I giggled, so I went with it.
Foosball God
Foos
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Q. Advertising slogan for a new alcoholic beverage targeting welfare recipients
1. Section 8? More like Sloshed and Great! (matts) - 211
2. See You Next Tuesday Whiskey: A smooth drinking whiskey for when you want to call the cops on some black folks having a barbeque. (IB) - 526
3. EBTequila - Because it's deposit day and you need a drink. (Y23F) - 1042
4. Drink your Lottery Tickets away! (Getzlaf) - 421
I was surprised by IB's answer, cause he knows better than anyone Brevity is your friend. Yankee shows Lincoln and Douglas what's what.
1. Section 8? More like Sloshed and Great! (matts) - 211
2. See You Next Tuesday Whiskey: A smooth drinking whiskey for when you want to call the cops on some black folks having a barbeque. (IB) - 526
3. EBTequila - Because it's deposit day and you need a drink. (Y23F) - 1042
4. Drink your Lottery Tickets away! (Getzlaf) - 421
I was surprised by IB's answer, cause he knows better than anyone Brevity is your friend. Yankee shows Lincoln and Douglas what's what.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
R. Name of the new weed dispensary targeting professional athletes.
1. Bud, Sweat and Cheers (bell) - 1463
2. "We're Gonna Need a Bigger CBA" (Hags) - 421
3. Like any weed dispensary isn't already flush with professional athletes (floppo) - 105
4. Yankees Locker Room (Bull D) - 211
Loved bell's answer. He smokes 'em all.
1. Bud, Sweat and Cheers (bell) - 1463
2. "We're Gonna Need a Bigger CBA" (Hags) - 421
3. Like any weed dispensary isn't already flush with professional athletes (floppo) - 105
4. Yankees Locker Room (Bull D) - 211
Loved bell's answer. He smokes 'em all.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
S. Unexpected Star Wars spin off film.
1. All Night Leia (MOD) - 500
2. Rogue Two: Electric Boogaloo (Heckmanm) - 900
3. Cooking With Porgs (Kilgore) 200
4. C-3PO: Complete Etiquette and Protocol (lardons) - 600
Like Daniel Radcliffe's delicious ###hole, Electric Boogaloo is always a winner. And so is heckman,
1. All Night Leia (MOD) - 500
2. Rogue Two: Electric Boogaloo (Heckmanm) - 900
3. Cooking With Porgs (Kilgore) 200
4. C-3PO: Complete Etiquette and Protocol (lardons) - 600
Like Daniel Radcliffe's delicious ###hole, Electric Boogaloo is always a winner. And so is heckman,
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
I voted for 4 because I would totally watch something like My Dinner With Andre set in the Star Wars cinematic universe.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
T. Miracle of Jesus that nobody seems to remember
1. Being the only white guy in the region. (cap'n) - 1533
2. He could get Eve to S T F U (bry) - 111
3. He invented the electric beard trimmer before electricity existed (maik) - 222
4. He could get an erection by snapping his fingers (Gator) - 333
Cap'n leaves the competition with nothing but fish bones and loaf crumbs.
1. Being the only white guy in the region. (cap'n) - 1533
2. He could get Eve to S T F U (bry) - 111
3. He invented the electric beard trimmer before electricity existed (maik) - 222
4. He could get an erection by snapping his fingers (Gator) - 333
Cap'n leaves the competition with nothing but fish bones and loaf crumbs.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
It's hard to be brief in a prompt that requires you to name and create a product and a slogan.
