Who's Wittiest? Friday Quiplash - 5/18 Quipslip - Results being posted (1 Viewer)

[Bob Sacamano]

U. Jared Kushner's wifi password, probably.

1. Qu8r$ (Foos) - 105
2. password (worm) - 632
3. IvankasBeard (Ramsay) - 421
4. myfatherinlawisbangingmywife2346 (EG) - 1042

Good range of answers here, but EG walks away the winner.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Glad to see I finished last in only 2 of the 3 questions I had.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

U. Jared Kushner's wifi password, probably.

1. Qu8r$ (Foos) - 105
2. password (worm) - 632
3. IvankasBeard (Ramsay) - 421
4. myfatherinlawisbangingmywife2346 (EG) - 1042

Good range of answers here, but EG walks away the winner.

at Worm's answer.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

S. Unexpected Star Wars spin off film.

1. All Night Leia (MOD) - 500
2. Rogue Two: Electric Boogaloo (Heckmanm) - 900
3. Cooking With Porgs (Kilgore)  200
4. C-3PO: Complete Etiquette and Protocol (lardons) - 600

Like Daniel Radcliffe's delicious ###hole, Electric Boogaloo is always a winner.  And so is heckman,

BTW, Paul Blart, Bespin Guard is clearly the answer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I can get R3 posted, but I'm guessing we're going to start losing voters, if we haven't already.

 

[AAABatteries]

God I hate my job sometimes.



Sorry Bob.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I can get R3 posted, but I'm guessing we're going to start losing voters, if we haven't already.

Post it!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

POST!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I can get R3 posted, but I'm guessing we're going to start losing voters, if we haven't already.

Post it, have voting until 4:30 EDT, tally and wham-o!

 

[Foosball God]

U. Jared Kushner's wifi password, probably.

1. Qu8r$ (Foos) - 105
2. password (worm) - 632
3. IvankasBeard (Ramsay) - 421
4. myfatherinlawisbangingmywife2346 (EG) - 1042

Good range of answers here, but EG walks away the winner.

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[El Floppo]

I voted for 4 because I would totally watch something like My Dinner With Andre set in the Star Wars cinematic universe.

My Dinner with Hodor

 

[Yankee23Fan]

U. Jared Kushner's wifi password, probably.

1. Qu8r$ (Foos) - 105
2. password (worm) - 632
3. IvankasBeard (Ramsay) - 421
4. myfatherinlawisbangingmywife2346 (EG) - 1042

Good range of answers here, but EG walks away the winner.

Worms was hysterical but I laughed harder at EG's.....because of the 2346 part. Just tickled me making it realistic.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Worms was hysterical but I laughed harder at EG's.....because of the 2346 part. Just tickled me making it realistic.

I thought I put an ! at the end of it as well, but I either botched my response or Bob accidentally omitted it, I'm not sure which.  But yeah, that was the intent, so this makes me happy. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Next time I need to block my calendar, set my IM to DND and turn my phone off.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Worms was hysterical but I laughed harder at EG's.....because of the 2346 part. Just tickled me making it realistic.

I was deciding between the two.  I went realistic here as there is a good chance Worm is actually right.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

So what happens now?

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

T. Miracle of Jesus that nobody seems to remember

1. Being the only white guy in the region. (cap'n) - 1533
2. He could get Eve to S T F U (bry) - 111
3. He invented the electric beard trimmer before electricity existed (maik) - 222
4. He could get an erection by snapping his fingers (Gator) - 333

Cap'n leaves the competition with nothing but fish bones and loaf crumbs.

this is the one I had the hardest time with, but if I would have seen Cap's answer beforehand, I wouldn't have bothered. that one slayed.

 

[skol asylum]

In a meeting for next hour plus and not available for answering next round.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In a meeting for next hour plus and not available for answering next round.

Someone submitted an answer on your behalf.

Still don't have one from @bostonfred

Moving forward.  sorry fred.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Oh, Bob has to work all of a sudden. Thanks Bob.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

this is the one I had the hardest time with, but if I would have seen Cap's answer beforehand, I wouldn't have bothered. that one slayed.

I voted for yours.  I thought Cap's was a little too obvious.  And Jesus always does seem a little too well groomed for the circumstances.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Missing one from Hags, too.  Dammit.  Posting anyway.

 

[belljr]

I want to change my answer for 3 I just thought of a really good one

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I want to change my answer for 3 I just thought of a really good one

Say it !  SAY IT !!!!!!!!! /kinison

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Everyone gets 3 votes, to spread as you wish.  You can give 1 vote to each of 3 different answers, or you can give all 3 votes to 1 answer. However you want to spread them.

R3: Name of a restaurant rejected by Walt Disney World

1. Finding Nemo's Fish Fry 

2. Overpriced crap that tastes even worse when your kid throws it up on Space Mountain.

3. Blips and Chitz  

4. Dumbo's Elegant Elephantiasis Diner

5. Ariel's Fish Tacos 

6. Ron Jeremy's Hepatitis B-Stro 

7. We Kill Your Favorite Disney Characters and Serve Them to You

8. Song of the South

9. Minnie's Mousse Knuckles

10. Mickey's Pho & 'Que 

11. Ariel's Bearded Clams

12. Hakuna Placenta

13. RatPies of the Caribbean 

14. Mickey and Peter Pan's MuffPie Adventures

15. Pluto's Doggystyle 

16. It's a Halal World.  

17. Pluto's Uranus

18. Snow White’s Only Lunch Counter 

19. Snow White and the Seven Sins

20. Tramp's Two Girls, One Meatball Cafe 

21. Goofy's Tossed Salad" 

22. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Baba Ghanoush Hut

23. Beauty and the Beets

24. Pluto on a Stick 

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Everyone gets 3 votes, to spread as you wish.  You can give 1 vote to each of 3 different answers, or you can give all 3 votes to 1 answer. However you want to spread them.

but obviously can't vote for our own...

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

You people disgust me.

 

[Black Box]

You accepting votes from the studio audience?

 

[El Floppo]

No voting for our own?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I used a different strategy in this round than the others, curious to see if it helps or hurts.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Some good choices here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You accepting votes from the studio audience?

always

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No voting for our own?

Correct.  Never vote your own.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Standings after 2 rounds:

worm 3037

cap'n grunge 2933

Foos 2668

EG 2528

bell 2410

heckmanm 2368

Sinn Fein 2129

El Floppo 1805

IB 1663

ProstheticRGK 1600

YF23 1453

Ramsay Hunt 1434

Maik Jeaunz 1249

bry 1248

Hags 1232

GOB 1192

Gator 1170

getzlaf 1132

lardonastick 1126

matts 1053

fatguy 1036

Kilgore 937

Nick Vermeil 916

bostonfred 700

scoobus 521

Bull Dozier 496

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I hastily sent mine in, should have added one thing to it.

 

[Worm]

Lol

Will not hold on to that lead

 

[scoobus]

Suck it Bull Dozier!

 

[Bull Dozier]

Standings after 2 rounds:

worm 3037

cap'n grunge 2933

Foos 2668

EG 2528

bell 2410

heckmanm 2368

Sinn Fein 2129

El Floppo 1805

IB 1663

ProstheticRGK 1600

YF23 1453

Ramsay Hunt 1434

Maik Jeaunz 1249

bry 1248

Hags 1232

GOB 1192

Gator 1170

getzlaf 1132

lardonastick 1126

matts 1053

fatguy 1036

Kilgore 937

Nick Vermeil 916

bostonfred 700

scoobus 521

Bull Dozier 496

As predicted, you're welcome @scoobus

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I take solace in the fact that I am only 99 points less funny than fatguy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You people disgust me.

 I sat through every disgusting frame of this film.

Twice

 

[Sinn Fein]

I have to run.  I voted.  Good game Bob!  Thanks for the fun!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

 I sat through every disgusting frame of this film.

Twice

Classic.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

YF23 1453

Ramsay Hunt 1434

Thanks for this, I hadn't really cranked the self-loathing up to 11 for the day yet.  

 

[Black Box]

always

Proxy me, I'll lead us to victory!

 

[Bull Dozier]

Heading out.  Don't need to hang around for the final tally to see if I won.  Good game all.

Who is hosting the game next Friday?

 

[El Floppo]

Correct.  Never vote your own.

What if I vote for it three times. That counts, right?

 

[belljr]

Sorry Bob driving home you know how I vote so just pick 3

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Thanks for this, I hadn't really cranked the self-loathing up to 11 for the day yet.  

Nice.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nice.

Don't think I have votes from you yet for R3

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sorry Bob driving home you know how I vote so just pick 3

5Ariel's Fish Tacos 

11Ariel's Bearded Clams

20Tramp's Two Girls, One Meatball Café 

It is.