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Whose hottest 13: flowing hair edition? (1 Viewer)

whose hottest?

  • 1

    Votes: 103 48.8%
  • 2

    Votes: 19 9.0%
  • 3

    Votes: 26 12.3%
  • 4

    Votes: 63 29.9%

  • Total voters
    211
Go ahead and throw out 3 and 4 since they're too young. It's a two-woman race. Once you do that you can begin to put things into perspective. With number one you have a gal that's a little bit older. She has more going on - stuff that's more important than you, and maybe even a kid. She has priorities. And depending on her age, if she was an NFL running back, might not even be in the league right now.

A simple process of elimination is usually reserved for standardized testing and doesn't lend itself to being sexy. But once you eliminate 3,4,1 you're left with the best of the bunch. By the expression on her face you can tell that she is immediately the most assertive of the group, emphasized more by her choice of outfit. She went above and beyond the call of duty getting ready today. Her makeup is the best of the bunch, her jeans are starched and pressed, and the slightly sheer top allows the sunlight to perfectly accentuate her boobs.

Number two is where it's at. And she's also the most likely to look great naked as well. Thank you.

 
Go ahead and throw out 3 and 4 since they're too young. It's a two-woman race. Once you do that you can begin to put things into perspective. With number one you have a gal that's a little bit older. She has more going on - stuff that's more important than you, and maybe even a kid. She has priorities. And depending on her age, if she was an NFL running back, might not even be in the league right now.

A simple process of elimination is usually reserved for standardized testing and doesn't lend itself to being sexy. But once you eliminate 3,4,1 you're left with the best of the bunch. By the expression on her face you can tell that she is immediately the most assertive of the group, emphasized more by her choice of outfit. She went above and beyond the call of duty getting ready today. Her makeup is the best of the bunch, her jeans are starched and pressed, and the slightly sheer top allows the sunlight to perfectly accentuate her boobs.

Number two is where it's at. And she's also the most likely to look great naked as well. Thank you.
#2 is 18 years old

 
In one of these pictures it appears that someone's humpy animals friends toe is showing. Had I not seen that, I'd vote #1. Through denim... I'm choosing #3

 
1 looks like her jaw bone unhinges, which could be good if you don't mind the fact that she swallows her prey whole.

2 looks like they did a face transplant and put a bigger girl'a face onto a littler girls head. she should do her makeup in the side mirror in the car.

3 looks like they chopped the top of her head off, scooped out all the brains, and just dumped a ton of dirty blonde hair back on top and said #### it.

4 is a beautiful girl who took a very nice picture if you can look past the fact that her left eye is floating away like a toddler's first helium balloon.

 
3 and 2 would be really nice if they weren't flanked by 1 and 4, so they're eliminated right away. 4 has nice curves but I prefer brunettes and think 1 would beat 4 even if she was a blonde.

1

4

3

2

 
Go ahead and throw out 3 and 4 since they're too young. It's a two-woman race. Once you do that you can begin to put things into perspective. With number one you have a gal that's a little bit older. She has more going on - stuff that's more important than you, and maybe even a kid. She has priorities. And depending on her age, if she was an NFL running back, might not even be in the league right now.

A simple process of elimination is usually reserved for standardized testing and doesn't lend itself to being sexy. But once you eliminate 3,4,1 you're left with the best of the bunch. By the expression on her face you can tell that she is immediately the most assertive of the group, emphasized more by her choice of outfit. She went above and beyond the call of duty getting ready today. Her makeup is the best of the bunch, her jeans are starched and pressed, and the slightly sheer top allows the sunlight to perfectly accentuate her boobs.

Number two is where it's at. And she's also the most likely to look great naked as well. Thank you.
#2 is 18 years old
I just thought it was funny you picked the youngest of the bunch after making a big deal about their ages.

 
1 looks like her jaw bone unhinges, which could be good if you don't mind the fact that she swallows her prey whole.

2 looks like they did a face transplant and put a bigger girl'a face onto a littler girls head. she should do her makeup in the side mirror in the car.

3 looks like they chopped the top of her head off, scooped out all the brains, and just dumped a ton of dirty blonde hair back on top and said #### it.

4 is a beautiful girl who took a very nice picture if you can look past the fact that her left eye is floating away like a toddler's first helium balloon.
And yet on any given night you would give your right arm to bang any one of these chicks. :shrug:

 
ChainsawU said:
Fennis said:
#2 is 18 years old
Are you one of those hardcore Disney dudes? That's cool man, you can have her. I was just posting my pick and the reasoning behind it.
I am pretty sure the hardcore Disney dudes would have no interest in any of the ladies in the poll.

 
Order of hotness, aka bangability

1 sexiest

2 who doesn't want to bang a cartoon character?

4 "we'd get along the best"

3 has the facial face down pat

Order of dating/relationship

4

1

2

3

 
#2 (aka @annafaithxoxo) is one of the hottest girls on the planet, in my opinion.  Her body is absolutely ridiculous.  I have no idea how she is losing this "Who's Hottest?" poll.  I'm not sure if the FFA has ever been so wrong:

Exhibit A


Exhibit B
 
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Exhibit F
 
#4 is actually #2's little sister, @lexiegracelove.  She is currently 17 years old, and, given that the image indicates that it was uploaded to Imgur two years ago, she couldn't be older than 15 in the picture.  You pervs.   :homer:

 
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