Whose life do you save? (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

someone has a gun to the head of a child you dont know, and another pointed at your lifelong best friend, your dog.

you can save only one.

which do you save?

 

[comfortably numb]

the dog... duh.... who would want to save a goat?

 

[mr roboto]

Honestly if you pick the dog you don't deserve to live.

 

[JoeSteeler]

Now imagine it was Josh Gordon instead of some random kid

 

[NutterButter]

how old is this kid?

 

[NutterButter]

and how old is my dog?

 

[JoeSteeler]

how old is this kid?

17

 

[JoeSteeler]

and how old is my dog?

8 weeks

 

[NutterButter]

how old is this kid?

17

isn't that considered an adult in some states? i remember how I voted in that poll.

 

[NutterButter]

and how old is my dog?

8 weeks

christ, just a puppy

 

[JoeSteeler]

and how old is my dog?

8 weeks

christ, just a puppy

Wait I had that backwards...the dog is 17 and the kid is 8 weeks

 

[NutterButter]

and how old is my dog?

8 weeks

christ, just a puppy

Wait I had that backwards...the dog is 17 and the kid is 8 weeks

saves me the trip to the vet to get her euthanized. the dog that is.

 

[JoeSteeler]

and how old is my dog?

8 weeks

christ, just a puppy

Wait I had that backwards...the dog is 17 and the kid is 8 weeks

saves me the trip to the vet to get her euthanized. the dog that is.

No wait...I had it right the first time

 

[Dentist]

A 17 year old dog? In "dog years"?

 

[comfortably numb]

Is this kid the latest ISIS member?

Was he rioting in Baltimore?

I need some clarification before I vote.

 

[sports_fan]

The kid is kid age and the dog is dog age.

 

[KCitons]

how old is this kid?

how old is this question?

 

[JoeSteeler]

A 17 year old dog? In "dog years"?

Sorry I know the tooth hurts

 

[JoeSteeler]

how old is this kid?

how old is this question?

17 years, 8 weeks old

 

[JoeSteeler]

Honestly if you pick the dog you don't deserve to live.

Honestly if you pick your nose and flick it on the couch or the floor you are REALLY inappropriate

 

[Soulfly3]

#CanisMajorClub

 

[belljr]

What color is the dog?

 

[FUBAR]

someone has a gun to the head of a child you dont know, and another pointed at your lifelong best friend, your dog.

you can save only one.

which do you save?

Not the guy with the gun. Shoot him.

 

[shadyridr]

Wow weve never done this before.

 

[top dog]

So this guy has a gun in one hand and another gun in the other hand? How is he holding the dog still?

 

[FUBAR]

So this guy has a gun in one hand and another gun in the other hand? How is he holding the dog still?

the dog? ####. my kids will be running around long before the dog does.

 

[matuski]

Honestly if you pick the dog you don't deserve to live.

I picked the dog. Now what?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Honestly if you pick the dog you don't deserve to live.

I picked the dog. Now what?

Your move

 

[Soulfly3]

didn't expect so many dog votes.

i like it

 

[TheIronSheik]

No dog ever grew up to be Hitler.

 

[Black Box]

No dog ever grew up to be Hitler.

But it might grow up to be a pit bull.

 

[shady inc]

what race is the kid?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Does the kid have a strong family structure?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Does the kid have a strong family structure?

 

[Soulfly3]

No dog ever grew up to be Hitler.

But it might grow up to be a pit bull.

what breed does an adult pit bull start off being, as a puppy?

 

[sdp1226]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

 

[Jayrod]

20 of you are funny.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So this guy has a gun in one hand and another gun in the other hand? How is he holding the dog still?

You don't want to know.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

No dog ever grew up to be Hitler.

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/patch-hitler-dog3.jpg

 

[top dog]

No dog ever grew up to be Hitler.

But it might grow up to be a pit bull.

what breed does an adult pit bull start off being, as a puppy?

a puppy pit bull?

 

[top dog]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

How many pieces are in the pizza?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

How many pieces are in the pizza?

Large has 6. Medium has 12.

 

[top dog]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

How many pieces are in the pizza?

Large has 6. Medium has 12.

Same toppings?

 

[sdp1226]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

How many pieces are in the pizza?

Large has 6. Medium has 12.

Woah, woah. Slow down, egghead!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

How many pieces are in the pizza?

Large has 6. Medium has 12.

I'd have to order the large, I'm not hungry enough to eat 12 pieces.

 

[top dog]

Can we order a large pizza after? Or is there better value getting a medium pie?

How many pieces are in the pizza?

Large has 6. Medium has 12.

Same toppings?

Also, are we talking Chicago style or New York Style.. Makes a big difference.

 

[Soulfly3]

Can we discuss the pizza AFTER we've shot someone?

Savages.

 

[Van Dyman]

Can we discuss the pizza AFTER we've shot someone?

Savages.

Oh, now WE have a gun! Bad guy still has two guns, right?

ETA: Does the pizza have anchovies? I hate anchovies.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Can we discuss the pizza AFTER we've shot someone?

Savages.

Oh, now WE have a gun! Bad guy still has two guns, right?

ETA: Does the pizza have anchovies? I hate anchovies.

Shoot the guy. Marry the kid. #### the dog.

 

[eoMMan]

What kind of gun? Water gun?