Why are farts funny? (1 Viewer)

[bakes]

I don't know why. But one of the biggest laughs I've had in my life was while my sister was diapering one of her kids. She'd just put on the baby powder but before she got the diaper on the kid farted and a puff of powder erupted from her butt like a mushroom cloud.

Jesus... I would have gone apoplectic.

 

[Rubi]

The name is funny....Fart.....

And that touches on another aspect of farts,some people name them!

And again,I laughed when I typed farts

 

[Rubi]

One night at dinner Martin said to his wife,"Honey,let's switch positions tonight."

To which Martin's wife excitedly replied,"Great! Tonight YOU wash the dishes and I'LL sit on the couch and fart!"

That night in bed Martin ripped an enormous wall shaking fart to which his wife said,"What the hell was that!"

Martin replied,"TOUCHDOWN!,I'm ahead seven to nothing!". A few minutes later Martin's wife let out an

ear piercing,roof rattling fart. To which Martin said,"What the hell was that!" Martin's wife replied,"TOUCHDOWN! We're tied!"

Wanting to outdo his wife Martin then twitched,pushed,wriggled and did everything in his power to launch the winning fart,

finally after several minutes of trying Martin let loose,and #### all over his side of the bed. His wife asked,"What the hell

was that!" To which Martin replied,"Halftime,switch sides."

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Scientifically is it not small pieces of poo entering in others' noses if they smell it?

"Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Those molecules are generally light, volatile (easy to evaporate) chemicals that float through the air into your nose. A piece of steel has no smell because nothing evaporates from it -- steel is a non-volatile solid."

The air that was in my butt is now in your mouth! Comic genius.

 

[Rubi]

And tomorrow.......turkey farts

 

[heckmanm]

Dog farts are not funny

except when my wife and/or kids take the brunt of the assault

 

[dickey moe]

Cat farts could defeat ISIS.

 

[Tom Servo]

Cat farts could defeat ISIS.