Why do people fart on the bus? (1 Viewer)

[gbill2004]

Anyone else take the bus regularly and find it annoying/disgusting when people fart on the bus? Sometimes the smell is super nasty. 

 

[El Floppo]

Where else are we supposed to fart?

 

[gbill2004]

Where else are we supposed to fart?

Hold it in until you get off the bus?  Do you normally fart whenever/wherever you pleas, like a business meeting with your boss/clients/colleagues? 

 

[bigmarc27]

Planes are the worst. I know it was you, you fat cow. 

 

[gbill2004]

Planes are the worst. I know it was you, you fat cow. 

Yep planes are bad too. 

 

[-OZ-]

I don't take the bus often, when I did my farts seem like an improvement.

 

[DaVinci]

Fight fire with fire. Grab a sack of White Castles for dinner.

 

[Zegras11]

If two guys are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.

 

[The General]

Hold it in until you get off the bus?  Do you normally fart whenever/wherever you pleas, like a business meeting with your boss/clients/colleagues? 

I think people don’t hold the bus ride in as high regard as a business meeting. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Because they don’t have a car?

 

[RUSF18]

Planes are the worst. I know it was you, you fat cow. 

### #### skinny/average people been getting away with farting in public since the dawn of man.

 

[bigmarc27]

### #### skinny/average people been getting away with farting in public since the dawn of man.

I saw a lady in front of me scarfing onion rings one time. I know exactly who it was. 

 

[belljr]

I try to fart 

 

[D-Day]

The fart on the bus goes round and round, round and round, round and round...

 

[comfortably numb]

It's better than someone taking a ####

 

[Johnny Rock]

Surgical mask down?

 

[gbill2004]

It's better than someone taking a ####

Sometimes I'm pretty sure this is what the smell is; not just a fart. 

 

[ShamrockPride]

It's the 21st century and nobody's thought of building a fan into pants yet?

 

[DaVinci]

It's the 21st century and nobody's thought of building a fan into pants yet?

That seems like the opposite of a solution.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'm guessing that person ate something awful on the way to the bus stop.

 

[proteus126]

Anyone else take the bus regularly and find it annoying/disgusting when people fart on the bus? Sometimes the smell is super nasty. 

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[El Floppo]

I think people don’t hold the bus ride in as high regard as a business meeting. 

Where else are we supposed to have our business meetings?

 

[The Big Guy]

I feel bad for people when they come next to me on a treadmill. Something about the treadmill makes me fart and I swear I can see the gaseous cloud lingering around me while I walk on this thing. 

Good times.

 

[The General]

Where else are we supposed to have our business meetings?

Amtrak, drink car. Classy.

 

[AAABatteries]

My farts smell wonderful.  You’re welcome.

 

[gbill2004]

My farts smell wonderful.  You’re welcome.

What do they smell like?  What's your diet?

 

[DallasDMac]

What do they smell like?  What's your diet?

AAA?

 

[rustycolts]

I like to fart in the check out line in the grocery store and leave just before it starts to permeate so my wife gets blamed for it.  Good times.

 

[-OZ-]

I feel bad for people when they come next to me on a treadmill. Something about the treadmill makes me fart and I swear I can see the gaseous cloud lingering around me while I walk on this thing. 

Good times.

Same thing happens to me while lifting. One of these days I might blow out my intestines while squatting. 

 

[zamboni]

Because they don’t take the train. 

 

[Ned]

It's the 21st century and nobody's thought of building a fan into pants yet?

They make these and these though.

 

[Short Corner]

Where else are we supposed to fart?

airplane

 

[ericttspikes]

Seems better than the urine soaked El train I'd take to work everyday when I lived in Chicago.

 

[E Street Brat]

I'm farting right now.. 

 

[Brony]

I keep thinking that eventually I'll crank one out that is pleasant and my fellow bus riders will applaud with glee. 

 

[dickey moe]

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Seems like whenever I fart in my office someone decides to come right in and talk to me.  Very unpleasant.

 

[Dedfin]

Planes are the worst. I know it was you, you fat cow. 

I never fart on the plane, but i usually have one chambered. And yes my favorite thing to do is crop dust someone on the jetway.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If two guys are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.

Unless you're a fart ventriloquist. 

 

[El Floppo]

If two guys are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.

Unless you're a fart ventriloquist. 

the two guys get off the elevator, you walk in- now you own it.

 

[Zegras11]

the two guys get off the elevator, you walk in- now you own it.

FartTagTM

 

[Big League Chew]

i usually bottle mine up for the office

helps keep people away with their questions

goes well with my morning coffee and executive time

 

[Chaka]

I sometimes feel guilty when I fart in the gym locker room while blow drying my balls.

JK I don't feel guilty.

 

[The Big Guy]

I like to fart in the check out line in the grocery store and leave just before it starts to permeate so my wife gets blamed for it.  Good times.

I try to do this when the person behind me either bumps my with their cart or refuses to leave a little personal space for me when I am on line. Cramming up my rear is not going to make Helga in front of me dig her checkbook out of her pocketbook before the cashier has totaled up her order, so back off Sharon. 

 

[gbill2004]

Seems like whenever I fart in my office someone decides to come right in and talk to me.  Very unpleasant.

I guess it would depend who's walking in to talk. Hot chick vs old dude. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I never fart on the plane, but i usually have one chambered. And yes my favorite thing to do is crop dust someone on the jetway.

I always rip ### on a plane. The night before my flights I will drink Guinness and enjoy a nice piece of salmon which is a nice combo to give me some real wrath of God type gas. Once the plane has leveled out and the captain has removed the fasten seat belt sign, I get up to go to the stretch and I walk up and down the aisle crop dusting everyone with Satan’s aerosol 

Dont like it? Crack a window...oh yeah, you can’t!

 

[badmojo1006]

If two guys are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.

What if it is Five Guys?

 

[badmojo1006]

The times I have ridden the bus recently,  no farts, but a few people who haven't taken a shower in a long time.

:X

 

[Thunderlips]

Anyone else take the bus regularly and find it annoying/disgusting when people fart on the bus? Sometimes the smell is super nasty. 

I like to do it by myself on elevators.  It's kind of like a stinky game of Russian Roulette.....the excitement/anxiety/adrenaline/relief you feel as each floor passes and the doors don't open....it's awesome. Of course, I never see the fall out of my flatulence because if the elevator stops, the doors open and someone gets on...I automatically get off and take the steps....but I imagine the tension of standing with someone in my stink cloud; almost daring them to say something would be off the charts awesome.  

 

[El Floppo]

I like to do it by myself on elevators.  It's kind of like a stinky game of Russian Roulette.....the excitement/anxiety/adrenaline/relief you feel as each floor passes and the doors don't open....it's awesome. Of course, I never see the fall out of my flatulence because if the elevator stops, the doors open and someone gets on...I automatically get off and take the steps....but I imagine the tension of standing with someone in my stink cloud; almost daring them to say something would be off the charts awesome.  

like I wrote above- the worst is when you step into an empty, bombed out elevator and have to just take ownership... or do the "wasn't me" song and dance if anybody else gets on.