What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

why dont hasidic jews listen to music? (1 Viewer)

MC Gas Money

Footballguy
Since moving to brooklyn I see them all the time on the train. They have cell phones and sometimes computers but I have never seen one wearing headphones in my life.

Why is this? Is there a rule against music?

Do they listen at home? If so what do they listen to?

 
Any superior genius wouldn't care enough about this to think about it for more than 2 seconds, and in those 2 seconds they'd be able to come to a logical solution.

HTH Einstein

 
Have a Hasidic guy at my office who listens to his Walkman all day long with headphones on :shrug:

I say Walkman because it literally is a old tape deck like you had in the 7th grade. I am sure he is listening to the Torah

 
Have a Hasidic guy at my office who listens to his Walkman all day long with headphones on :shrug:

I say Walkman because it literally is a old tape deck like you had in the 7th grade. I am sure he is listening to the Torah
I only have the torah on 8-track

 
Since moving to brooklyn I see them all the time on the train. They have cell phones and sometimes computers but I have never seen one wearing headphones in my life.

Why is this? Is there a rule against music?

Do they listen at home? If so what do they listen to?
you sure you didn't move to Bomont?

 
Have a Hasidic guy at my office who listens to his Walkman all day long with headphones on :shrug:

I say Walkman because it literally is a old tape deck like you had in the 7th grade. I am sure he is listening to the Torah
I only have the torah on 8-track
You've missed the new episodes, including the new Old Testament. Some crazy #### in there.

I have of late noticed hasids wearing Jeans or semi hipster garb with all the usual bells and whistles of the super Jews.

Plus, what you see on the subway ain't real. The rebbe and elders banging black whores? Now you are talking.

 
MC Gas Money said:
wikkidpissah said:
MC Gas Money said:
wikkidpissah said:
They can listen to everything but "Rock Lobster"
Why
Cuz that would be shelfish, geniush.
How did the whole shellfish thing with jews and muslims start?
Moses ate some bad clams down by the Red Sea. He warned the rest of the tribe, and you know how those yentas can get to talking. It just became this whole thing. :shrug:

 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top