Why the #### was there lavender extract oil in the meds cabinet? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Groping in the dark through an absurdly overpacked and cluttered cabinet in the kitchen looking for some Tylenol or cold remedy or something. Out flies a small glass bottle, which breaks open in the sink below this cabinet. No bodily damage, I cursed while trying to clean the area of debris, but now there is a nauseatingly strong scent of lavender permeating the entire kitchen and hallways.

Why the hell do we have this stuff?? Why would one need this???

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[Insein]

I woke up last night at 4am sweating profusely and stomach gurgling. I though for sure I would throw up but no. A geyser of molten hot feces erupted into the toilet. In the morning I got to survey the full extent of the damage.

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[Parmcat]

Oats....

Your wife burns it to get rid of the malemans stench.

HTH

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Wait to you find out how much your wife has been dropping on essential oils.

They are all over my house now and my wife has taking to making spray cleaners and laundry detergent with them.

 

[Otis]

Wait to you find out how much your wife has been dropping on essential oils.

They are all over my house now and my wife has taking to making spray cleaners and laundry detergent with them.

WTF are they for?

 

[Otis]

By the way, kitchen still reeks of this still this morning. Mrs. O asked "yeah, what IS that?" I explained what happened last night, expecting in response some sort of explanation for why this demon seed was even in our cabinets in the first place. I got

 

[phatdawg]

One of my wife's neighborhood friends is selling this crap so we now have a bunch of it around the house. She puts this lavender stuff on our kids because she said it will help them sleep. She also has other stuff for other purposes and now she bought a diffuser.

I make fun of her about it, but I haven't shamed her into not using them yet.

 

[phatdawg]

Wait to you find out how much your wife has been dropping on essential oils.

They are all over my house now and my wife has taking to making spray cleaners and laundry detergent with them.

WTF are they for?

My wife rubbed some kind of essential oil on the bottom of my son's feet and said it would help him breathe. I told her there used to be a name for people who peddled crap like this: snake oil salesman.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Wait to you find out how much your wife has been dropping on essential oils.

They are all over my house now and my wife has taking to making spray cleaners and laundry detergent with them.

The pitch is that they are natural cures for things, each oil supposedly having the ability to do different things. Bottom line it is basically a MTM play where girls throw parties to get other girls hooked on it and then they get discounts on what they purchase.

 

[Otis]

Wait to you find out how much your wife has been dropping on essential oils.

They are all over my house now and my wife has taking to making spray cleaners and laundry detergent with them.

WTF are they for?

My wife rubbed some kind of essential oil on the bottom of my son's feet and said it would help him breathe. I told her there used to be a name for people who peddled crap like this: snake oil salesman.

Oh come on.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Pm frosty

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

She may have had it there as some kind of skin soother or essential oil like some have said. In that respect keeping it with the meds makes sense.

However just curious do most people have their meds cabinet in the kitchen? For some reason I think it's best to keep that in the master bathroom and away from kids.

 

[Otis]

She may have had it there as some kind of skin soother or essential oil like some have said. In that respect keeping it with the meds makes sense.

However just curious do most people have their meds cabinet in the kitchen? For some reason I think it's best to keep that in the master bathroom and away from kids.

I've always had medicine in a kitchen cabinet. It's s high cabinet above the counters, nothing the kids could reach. Do you really have to go up to your master bath every time you need to pop a Tylenol or a cold medicine?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

She may have had it there as some kind of skin soother or essential oil like some have said. In

that respect keeping it with the meds makes sense.

However just curious do most people have their

meds cabinet in the kitchen? For some reason I think it's best to keep that in the master bathroom and away from kids.

I've always had medicine in a kitchen cabinet. It's s high cabinet above the counters, nothing the kids could reach. Do you really have to go up to your master bath every time you need to pop a Tylenol or a cold medicine?

Ha, says the guy that had to treck down in the dark to his kitchen for meds in the middle of the night

 

[AAABatteries]

The only thing I've found that they are good for is as a natural fragrance and/or small humidifier if you use the diffuser. They also make soaps and cleaners - I'm not sold on those either. The medical benefits definitely fall in to the snake oil salesman category except maybe as a placebo.

 

[gianmarco]

I keep my medicines in my microwave drawer.

 

[McGarnicle]

Every morning I drink a special tea containing deer antler and horny goat weed. I'm 44, yet my erections are harder and more powerful than ever.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

She may have had it there as some kind of skin soother or essential oil like some have said. In that respect keeping it with the meds makes sense.

However just curious do most people have their meds cabinet in the kitchen? For some reason I think it's best to keep that in the master bathroom and away from kids.

I've always had medicine in a kitchen cabinet. It's s high cabinet above the counters, nothing the kids could reach. Do you really have to go up to your master bath every time you need to pop a Tylenol or a cold medicine?

Yeah, it's also convenient. I've been doing that since my bachelor days. We keep our stuff in a cabinet in the bathroom. If you're sick you're likely in bed, it's much easier to just go right there rather than traipse down and look for the stuff you need. If you're just having a day and need a tylenol or whatever it's the same thing, start the day in the bathroom anyway, there it is. Boom.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Its a sex thing Otis. Dab it on her bung hole, use it more generously on your own.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Every morning I drink a special tea containing deer antler and horny goat weed. I'm 44, yet my erections are harder and more powerful than ever.

I make a sauce using deer antler velvet, rhubarb, cranberries and sassafras root.

 

[AAABatteries]

Every morning I drink a special tea containing deer antler and horny goat weed. I'm 44, yet my erections are harder and more powerful than ever.

I make a sauce using deer antler velvet, rhubarb, cranberries and sasaphras root.

How are your boners?

 

[Ignoramus]

Groping in the dark through an absurdly overpacked and cluttered cabinet in the kitchen looking for some Tylenol or cold remedy or something. Out flies a small glass bottle, which breaks open in the sink below this cabinet. No bodily damage, I cursed while trying to clean the area of debris, but now there is a nauseatingly strong scent of lavender permeating the entire kitchen and hallways.

Why the hell do we have this stuff?? Why would one need this???

Please post yours.

When used sparingly, lavender oil has a calming aroma and acts as a sleep aid.

 

[thayman]

My SIL sells it. It's mostly crap, the peppermint oil in brownies is amazing though.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Every morning I drink a special tea containing deer antler and horny goat weed. I'm 44, yet my erections are harder and more powerful than ever.

I make a sauce using deer antler velvet, rhubarb, cranberries and sasaphras root.

How are your boners?

Frequent and epic, thank you.