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Wife and kids out of town for the weekend. What should I do? (1 Viewer)

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They are heading to the beach for a week. I join them on Tuesday night after work. 

Some things that come to mind:

- Work on house repair projects, both big and small.

- Go for a hike alone

- Watch soccer at the bar in the morning. I think Arsenal play City on Sunday.

- Meet up with friends that don't have kids (not sure I have any these days)

- Get rip drunk on my couch while sitting naked and eating pizza or other takeout

- Play video games whilst stoned

 
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They are heading to the beach for a week. I join them on Tuesday night after work. 

Some things that come to mind:

- Work on house repair projects, both big and small.

- Go for a hike alone

- Watch soccer at the bar in the morning. I think Arsenal play City on Sunday.

- Meet up with friends that don't have kids (not sure I have any these days)

- Get rip drunk on my couch while sitting naked and eating pizza or other takeout

- Play video games
Pretty sure you can knock out several of these. Godspeed. 

Report back if you survive. 

 
I don’t have a notebook but if IIRC you’re in the Bay Area — go kayaking with the sea lions in Monterrey — I believe you know there is wisdom in this. 

 
I don’t have a notebook but if IIRC you’re in the Bay Area — go kayaking with the sea lions in Monterrey — I believe you know there is wisdom in this. 
On the edge of Great White season in the Red Triangle? Pass. 

Voted: video games+ripped+stoned+pizza

 
I'd say hookers and blow, but wouldn't fault you if you just binge watch a show your wife & kids normally prevent you from seeing.  Plus whatever easy assembled food is in the house like bowls of cereal, cause who the hell wants to go through all the effort of cooking? 

 
Every time I go out of town for work our daughter stays at one of the grandma's (husband gets up at 4 am and leaves at 5am for work)  

He always watches scary movies that I won't watch and orders Thai food,  since no one else will eat it. 

 
Depending on the time of year I either do stuff outside and drink, watch movies I normally can’t or play video games and drink. If none of those then I go fishing. And if I can’t decide on any of those then it’s drinking while watching porn with the sound on. 

 

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