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Will Chelsea Clinton Be President One Day? (1 Viewer)

Would you bang her?

  • Yes

    Votes: 43 58.1%
  • No

    Votes: 31 41.9%

  • Total voters
    74
1 - She'd have a better shot than her mother, I think, but I don't think she desires the crap the job entails.

2. No. Well, maybe, but only because I could say that I banged her. The details could get me free drinks in bars, so yea, I'd do it.

 
No and absolutely!
I didn't think even you could sink so low. She is hideous. Maybe if you like the power her family wields and that turns you on but no way if all you consider is looks. Bills a handsome guy but she got her looks from her mom.
She isn't a natural beauty or anything but I'm sure we've all done worse at some point:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=chelsea+clinton&id=1C8DE2E93916A2D99C325D0DF98C90A493BB7FD7&FORM=IARRTH

 
Well, if Hillary and Bill don't spend all that dark money they put in their Clinton Foundation, then I can see her running. She'll use that as her personal piggy bank like Mom and Dad to help supplement a run.

 
No and absolutely!
I didn't think even you could sink so low. She is hideous. Maybe if you like the power her family wields and that turns you on but no way if all you consider is looks. Bills a handsome guy but she got her looks from her mom.
She isn't a natural beauty or anything but I'm sure we've all done worse at some point:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=chelsea+clinton&id=1C8DE2E93916A2D99C325D0DF98C90A493BB7FD7&FORM=IARRTH
Precisely. Her husband has certainly slept with better looking too, but maybe she's actually, you know, likeable. Smart, wealthy, not fat...maybe she is cool. :shrug:

 
No and absolutely!
You'd bang Hillary, wouldn't you Tim.
Of course he would. I would too. Think of all that fame, power and wealth she has. You wouldn't ride her like a mechanical bull for 8 minutes just to say you did it? You're nuts. Hell, if you could bring her to a decent Obama during the act, she might actually appoint you to some sort of figurehead position in her cabinet like Secretary of the Interior. Lord knows that half-drunk wax figure of former president Bill Clinton isn't making her body quiver and shake anymore. Tim's a smart guy, he could probably turn this into an ongoing gig and get Hillary to pay for his daughter's college education. And he if can't, well, that's okay because if Bernie beats her, it's free education anyway. He has nothing to lose here. Hell, I bet he could pull it off sober and with the lights on.

 
No and absolutely!
You'd bang Hillary, wouldn't you Tim.
Of course he would. I would too. Think of all that fame, power and wealth she has. You wouldn't ride her like a mechanical bull for 8 minutes just to say you did it? You're nuts. Hell, if you could bring her to a decent Obama during the act, she might actually appoint you to some sort of figurehead position in her cabinet like Secretary of the Interior. Lord knows that half-drunk wax figure of former president Bill Clinton isn't making her body quiver and shake anymore. Tim's a smart guy, he could probably turn this into an ongoing gig and get Hillary to pay for his daughter's college education. And he if can't, well, that's okay because if Bernie beats her, it's free education anyway. He has nothing to lose here. Hell, I bet he could pull it off sober and with the lights on.
Hillary doesn't orgasm from heterosexual sex, guy.

 
No and absolutely!
You'd bang Hillary, wouldn't you Tim.
Of course he would. I would too. Think of all that fame, power and wealth she has. You wouldn't ride her like a mechanical bull for 8 minutes just to say you did it? You're nuts. Hell, if you could bring her to a decent Obama during the act, she might actually appoint you to some sort of figurehead position in her cabinet like Secretary of the Interior. Lord knows that half-drunk wax figure of former president Bill Clinton isn't making her body quiver and shake anymore. Tim's a smart guy, he could probably turn this into an ongoing gig and get Hillary to pay for his daughter's college education. And he if can't, well, that's okay because if Bernie beats her, it's free education anyway. He has nothing to lose here. Hell, I bet he could pull it off sober and with the lights on.
I could certainly see leaving a deposit at the Chelsea Clinton Foundation.

 
No and absolutely!
You'd bang Hillary, wouldn't you Tim.
Of course he would. I would too. Think of all that fame, power and wealth she has. You wouldn't ride her like a mechanical bull for 8 minutes just to say you did it? You're nuts. Hell, if you could bring her to a decent Obama during the act, she might actually appoint you to some sort of figurehead position in her cabinet like Secretary of the Interior. Lord knows that half-drunk wax figure of former president Bill Clinton isn't making her body quiver and shake anymore. Tim's a smart guy, he could probably turn this into an ongoing gig and get Hillary to pay for his daughter's college education. And he if can't, well, that's okay because if Bernie beats her, it's free education anyway. He has nothing to lose here. Hell, I bet he could pull it off sober and with the lights on.
Hillary doesn't orgasm from heterosexual sex, guy.
Alright, fine...you don't have to own a vuvugina to eat at the Y, do you?

 
No and absolutely!
You'd bang Hillary, wouldn't you Tim.
Of course he would. I would too. Think of all that fame, power and wealth she has. You wouldn't ride her like a mechanical bull for 8 minutes just to say you did it? You're nuts. Hell, if you could bring her to a decent Obama during the act, she might actually appoint you to some sort of figurehead position in her cabinet like Secretary of the Interior. Lord knows that half-drunk wax figure of former president Bill Clinton isn't making her body quiver and shake anymore. Tim's a smart guy, he could probably turn this into an ongoing gig and get Hillary to pay for his daughter's college education. And he if can't, well, that's okay because if Bernie beats her, it's free education anyway. He has nothing to lose here. Hell, I bet he could pull it off sober and with the lights on.
Hillary doesn't orgasm from heterosexual sex, guy.
Alright, fine...you don't have to own a vuvugina to eat at the Y, do you?
Fake chow is as far as I'd go. :X

 

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