Woman cuts off man's penis.....twice (1 Viewer)

[ghostguy123]

http://www.people.com/article/women-chops-husband-penis-off-twice

I didn't see this anywhere on here, and people talking about it here at work.

Crazy sauce

 

[Das Boot]

Once is a coincidence, twice is a trend.

 

[JaxBill]

Wonder if she knows Kurt Busch

 

[General Tso]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

 

[ghostguy123]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

That's exactly what I said. COudlnt find it??????????? What the??

 

[GOB]

And since he was Chinese, I am sure it was a couple precision cuts.

 

[Raider Nation]

Thanks, ghosty.

 

[CowboysFromHell]

http://www.people.com/article/women-chops-husband-penis-off-twice

I didn't see this anywhere on here, and people talking about it here at work.

Crazy sauce

You should post it a second time.

 

[McGarnicle]

Man, the second time a chick cuts your #### off, you really feel stupid.

 

[Henry Ford]

Cut off my penis once, shame on you.

 

[SacramentoBob]

This is why I have 3 penises.

 

[Henry Ford]

This is why I have 3 penises.

She gave it to you twice?

 

[SacramentoBob]

This is why I have 3 penises.

She gave it to you twice?

My goal is to have a penis from each race. I needed two Chinese penises.

 

[fruity pebbles]

A. How did she get into the hospital to cut it off a 2nd time

B. She'd be dead

 

[Henry Ford]

This is why I have 3 penises.

She gave it to you twice?

My goal is to have a penis from each race. I needed two Chinese penises.

Why?

 

[mquinnjr]

Did he wake up with a bad hangover?

 

[skol asylum]

This is why I have 3 penises.

Make a lot of that wine?

 

[Righetti]

When cutting off a penis with a pair of scissors is it one snip and done like a piece of paper or does it take multiple snips to get through the meaty part?

If so, how does this guy allow her to snip multiple times to completely dismember him??

 

[Rayderr]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

That's exactly what I said. COudlnt find it??????????? What the??

There was shrinkage!

 

[CowboysFromHell]

Thought I heard their leading theory is that a stray dog or cat may have run off with it.

 

[Two Deep]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

That's exactly what I said. COudlnt find it??????????? What the??

I heard oriental men had extremely small penises?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

That's exactly what I said. COudlnt find it??????????? What the??

I heard oriental men had extremely small penises?

Certainly they are no match for our great big American penises.

 

[Bonfire]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

That's exactly what I said. COudlnt find it??????????? What the??

I heard oriental men had extremely small penises?

Certainly they are no match for our great big American penises.

stares down with obvious pride

 

[eoMMan]

Death penalty too harsh here?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Double Bobbit

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Measure once, cut twice?

 

[gianmarco]

Just more proof humans are not starfish.

 

[CowboysFromHell]

Measure once, cut twice?

 

[Das Boot]

I want to know what happened to the penis. Bird fly away with it?

That's exactly what I said. COudlnt find it??????????? What the??

I heard oriental men had extremely small penises?

Well sure, now.

 

[ghostguy123]

Double Bobbit

What does the hospital call it, code Bobbit?

The logistics of this are just so odd. How does she even get into the hospital, let alone his room, let alone cut it off again, let alone get to the window to throw it out plus get out of the room before he gets to her.

This woman is a damn ninja

 

[Two Deep]

Double Bobbit

What does the hospital call it, code Bobbit?

The logistics of this are just so odd. How does she even get into the hospital, let alone his room, let alone cut it off again, let alone get to the window to throw it out plus get out of the room before he gets to her.

This woman is a damn ninja

The only answer is,,, he is an extremely sound sleeper, who sleeps naked, on top of the covers, on his back.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

WTF was he doing sending dirty messages to his side piece from HER PHONE??? Just asking to get it chopped off...

 

[General Tso]

Double Bobbit

What does the hospital call it, code Bobbit?

The logistics of this are just so odd. How does she even get into the hospital, let alone his room, let alone cut it off again, let alone get to the window to throw it out plus get out of the room before he gets to her.

This woman is a damn ninja

Been thinking all day about the missing penis. How does a penis just disappear like this? And then this post gave me the answer. She didn't throw it out the window. Why the hell would she do that? It didn't work the first time. They just sewed it back on. No, this time she just said she threw it out the window. She made sure they'd never find it.

My theory? She ate it.

 

[Guest]

WTF was he doing sending dirty messages to his side piece from HER PHONE??? Just asking to get it chopped off...

Really? The side piece is going to start having to call him "the weatherman". Forecasting 4" but only getting 1".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You don't read about something like this every day. Quite a eunuch story

 

[ghostguy123]

Double Bobbit

What does the hospital call it, code Bobbit?

The logistics of this are just so odd. How does she even get into the hospital, let alone his room, let alone cut it off again, let alone get to the window to throw it out plus get out of the room before he gets to her.

This woman is a damn ninja

Been thinking all day about the missing penis.

haha

I also had the thought she lied about throwing it out the window. Maybe she threw something else out the window and either at the thing or who knows what else.

Then I thought, maybe she is so crazy she WANTS it to be found so that some time down the road she can go for lucky #3.

Then I thought of the scene in Casino where Joe Pesci tells the bank guy he will smash his skull and put him in the hospital, and by the time he gets out of prison is about the same time the guy will wake up from his coma, and he will just bash his skull in again cause he doesnt give a ####.

She has a littel Pesci in her

 

[CowboysFromHell]

My theory? She ate it.

She has a littel Pesci in her

Hmmm.... "Pesci" is Chinese for "penis"?