Woman falls into well during outdoor sex session in Spain (1 Viewer)

[Rove!]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10739412/Woman-falls-into-well-during-outdoor-sex-session-in-Spain.html

guy runs away

 

[General Malaise]

Oh well.

 

[Guest]

Is it pee?

 

[T Bell]

I guess you could say now she's...

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... all wet.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[bigfeet_88]

Well done on his part.

 

[T Bell]

And now the man can scratch one...

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...from his bucket list.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[James Daulton]

I guess you could say now she's...

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... all wet.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm kind of enjoying this new schtick.

 

[General Malaise]

I guess you could say her male lover is...


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... the one who agua't away.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[T Bell]

I must congratulate the young lady...

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... for knowing how to work a crank.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[General Malaise]

I guess when you're having outdoor sex...


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... You better be well protected.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[T Bell]

It looks like she left him...

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... high and dry.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[General Malaise]

It looks like her night...


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... took a cistern for the worse.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Scoresman]

who calls it a "session"?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I guess when you're having outdoor sex...



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... You better be well protected.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I suppose she should have been more careful ...

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... because falling down a well is really dangerous.

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YEAH?????

 

[gianmarco]

Well you don't see that every day.

 

[General Malaise]

I suppose she should have been more careful ...

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... because falling down a well is really dangerous.

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YEAH?????

YES!

 

[RUSF18]

who calls it a "session"?

Winners.

 

[James Daulton]

It looks like her night...

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... took a cistern for the worse.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[EYLive]

@ all of these.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pic of her

 

[Scoresman]

Pic of her

Now there's a woman I find oddly attractive.

 

[TenTimes]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pic of her

Now there's a woman I find oddly attractive.

I'd drill her.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Not a "Seinfeld" fan?

 

[General Malaise]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

You never saw the final episode of Seinfeld?

 

[General Malaise]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Not a "Seinfeld" fan?

DAMN IT

 

[TenTimes]

doh

 

[Rove!]

wrong hole

 

[Chaka]

Trip to Spain booked.

 

[Chaka]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Not a "Seinfeld" fan?

You are?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Not a "Seinfeld" fan?

You are?

Are you?

 

[The Duff Man]

She misunderstood when he said he wanted to do it in all three holes.

 

[Chaka]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Not a "Seinfeld" fan?

You are?

Are you?

I r.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Not a "Seinfeld" fan?

You are?

Are you?

I r.

o k.

 

[TenTimes]

One in the pink, two in the sink

 

[peaces]

What did he wish for?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

As the old saying goes...

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... All's Well That Ends Well

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[gianmarco]

How does she like her meat?

Well done.

 

[Scoresman]

How does she like her meat?

Well done.

but when it comes to meat, she prefers....

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...Beef Wellington

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5dxnr9fV-Ts

 

[MaxThreshold]

Well it looks like they made a big splash in the newspapers.

 

[James Daulton]

One in the pink, two in the sink

I chuckled.

 

[The Duff Man]

When his buddies asked, did you shag her? He replied

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I shagged her well.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[fantasycurse42]

One in the pink, she fell in the drink.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So this is the thread where people totally F-up the Caruso bit?

 

[RUSF18]

So this is the thread where people totally F-up the Caruso bit?

Every...single...time. Unbelievable.

 

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[skol asylum]

Failing to provide assistance to someone in need? Was not aware of that law

Stand (over) your ground (water).

 

[Das Boot]

So she broke her crown?