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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

Tackling Dummies said:
The AZ Ron Hitler video is a level above awesome. Now's the time to shift this into gear, dinner or move it along. Dinner overlooking water an option? Up the charts a bit, nothing corporate at all. No movie, play, whatever, just dinner. Pay for her babysitter. You don't need to paw her like a lion, but there should be enough touching (before you get to the restaurant) to get your point across w/o any guessing. 
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Wait, someone made an AZ Ron Hitler video??  Link please

 
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UPDATE:

"We decided to get together next week for tea and to discuss possibly hugging by Christmas." 

this is like watching a glacier drift

 
65 freaking pages about two middle aged divorcees (likely 6's on the Offdee scale) getting to know each other?

We really need football to start...

 
Soootch said:
I can't keep up with the 10 pages after every update, but hopefully it's obvious that a hug ain't just a hug. She's a nice southern lady and that's a polite way of implying that she needs you to annihilate that ### nine ways from Sunday, and soon, or she's going to go on Tinder or mount a fencepost.

I'm all for taking it slow, all things considered, and you've played this well so far. But she's obviously very much into you and it's time to show your interest and plan a date ASAP which includes wine and an environment conducive to some extended physical exploration. And once things get moving in that direction, I wouldn't hold much back in the ol' repertoire. She's got needs like we had when we were 18. Get that engine humming for a good while before you put 'er in drive GB. :whistle:  
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This.  :goodposting:

Our hero has played it well to date. Those that wanted him to charge down the hill were wrong. Neighbor, kids and he was looking at this women as someone he was really interested in called for slow play. That all changes now with her latest text that in bright neon signs says "I'm ready for physical contact." The colonel played it slow waiting for her to make a move and give him a sign.  He's got it.

 
I think the Colonel is about to get promoted. Just remember to wear your helmet, soldier, even if you're shooting blanks a la AZRon.

 
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I think NRJ may be conflicted...

The little Devil on one shoulder is saying......****er, ****er, ****er brains out.

on the other shoulder you have the Angel reminding him of....

You shall not commit adultery....

You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife,

nor his male servant,nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey,nor anything that is your neighbor's

Remember....she's still a married women.

 
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Buzzbait said:
This.  :goodposting:

Our hero has played it well to date. Those that wanted him to charge down the hill were wrong. Neighbor, kids and he was looking at this women as someone he was really interested in called for slow play. That all changes now with her latest text that in bright neon signs says "I'm ready for physical contact." The colonel played it slow waiting for her to make a move and give him a sign.  He's got it.
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I'm sure I am in the minority here, but didn't he say earlier that there was still some substantial baggage that he felt she needed to unload? Given this situation (kids, neighbors, etc), I think it could be a huge mistake to plow on through and then find out that her remaining baggage is a dealbreaker. Even worse would be to overlook something that would've been a problem for him had he not already banged her.

 
James Daulton said:
65 freaking pages about two middle aged divorcees (likely 6's on the Offdee scale) getting to know each other?

We really need football to start...
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You should fire up a discussion about presidential debate moderators.  that ought to be rousing compared to this.

 
honky kong said:
I'm sure I am in the minority here, but didn't he say earlier that there was still some substantial baggage that he felt she needed to unload? Given this situation (kids, neighbors, etc), I think it could be a huge mistake to plow on through and then find out that her remaining baggage is a dealbreaker. Even worse would be to overlook something that would've been a problem for him had he not already banged her.
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Thats the scary part given what he already knows.  Like I said a bunch of pages ago he needs to get into a holding pattern for a week or so and let things calm down.  An awful lot has transpired since the cookout.  TMI from both parties IMO.  Not sure I would have divulged my past with my ex on the 3rd "date".  Her text last night was indeed a bit bizarre as is the fact that the "husband" is completely out of the picture

 
Plot twist: She was recently hired by a well dressed black man in DC after escaping her boyfriend only to be ravaged in the shower unexpectedly to pay the rent, thus recently moving to Louisiana to get away.

 
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it would be awesome if the baggage is that she is actually the person inside gumbo the saints loveable puppy mascot and she is all embarassed about it but bam guess what she does not know is the colonel is the worlds biggest saints fan when they find out they laugh then the lights dim and you see them moving in for a kiss star wipe and were out take that to the bank bromigos 

 
This story may be moving along like an injured snail but the thread is top notch.  There is some really funny stuff in here.  I just read the last 5 pages to catch up and laughed a few times in my office. 

This woman is ready for action.  It is time to take that hill.  Ask her out to a real date.  She threw out the hug comment so you know she wants more than to be just neighbors and friends.  Of course, she is a little concerned about her upcoming divorce and the kids.  But, she is still a woman that wants to feel attractive and to move on from her broken marriage.   

The Colonel has been handling this situation well and is about to be paid.  I still think he nails her by the end of the weekend. 

 
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honky kong said:
I'm sure I am in the minority here, but didn't he say earlier that there was still some substantial baggage that he felt she needed to unload? Given this situation (kids, neighbors, etc), I think it could be a huge mistake to plow on through and then find out that her remaining baggage is a dealbreaker. Even worse would be to overlook something that would've been a problem for him had he not already banged her.
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Yep. The info is right there, she's ready to spill it, might as well get it first. Maybe did time for cooking meth or stabbing an ex in the balls while he slept. Just hope he shares whatever it is.

 
You guys all assume he hasn't updated because of his bacchanalian sexcapades.  Perhaps they are both simply at the parlor getting matching Kraft American Processed Cheese Food Slices tattoos.  

 
honky kong said:
I'm sure I am in the minority here, but didn't he say earlier that there was still some substantial baggage that he felt she needed to unload? Given this situation (kids, neighbors, etc), I think it could be a huge mistake to plow on through and then find out that her remaining baggage is a dealbreaker. Even worse would be to overlook something that would've been a problem for him had he not already banged her.
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dealbreaker to relationship <> dealbreaker to vodka helmet

plow on now, ask questions later

 
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