Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
After reading this thread, I realize I've experienced many of the conditions mentioned. i will list them in order of pain for me, highest to lowest.
1) Kidney Stones
2) Gout - toe & ankle
3) UPPP surgery - removal of soft palate, uvula and tonsils
4) Both big toenails ripped clean off simultaneously during a hockey game
5) Diverticulitis
6) Broken nose from a 220lb man falling on my face full force during a hockey game. Also ripped that piece of skin in your mouth that connects your upper lip to your gum
7) Climbed a 15 foot fence when I was a kid. Did a flip when I got to the top and got my thumbs caught in the chain links. Hung like Jesus on the cross for 15 minutes while they tried to get me down
8) Displaced knee cap playing tackle football in the street
There might be more, but I can't remember so it can't that bad. right?
ETA: I had minor chest surgery when I was 17, cyst removed. Went home with a a tube that went from under my nipple, out my arm pit, attached to a drainage bag I wore on my belt. Our house had French door handles at the time and as I was running outside, I caught the drain tube on the door handle and ripped it 90% out. INTENSE PAIN
1) Kidney Stones
2) Gout - toe & ankle
3) UPPP surgery - removal of soft palate, uvula and tonsils
4) Both big toenails ripped clean off simultaneously during a hockey game
5) Diverticulitis
6) Broken nose from a 220lb man falling on my face full force during a hockey game. Also ripped that piece of skin in your mouth that connects your upper lip to your gum
7) Climbed a 15 foot fence when I was a kid. Did a flip when I got to the top and got my thumbs caught in the chain links. Hung like Jesus on the cross for 15 minutes while they tried to get me down
8) Displaced knee cap playing tackle football in the street
There might be more, but I can't remember so it can't that bad. right?
ETA: I had minor chest surgery when I was 17, cyst removed. Went home with a a tube that went from under my nipple, out my arm pit, attached to a drainage bag I wore on my belt. Our house had French door handles at the time and as I was running outside, I caught the drain tube on the door handle and ripped it 90% out. INTENSE PAIN
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