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Worst physical pain you have ever endured? (1 Viewer)

After reading this thread, I realize I've experienced many of the conditions mentioned. i will list them in order of pain for me, highest to lowest.

1) Kidney Stones

2) Gout - toe & ankle

3) UPPP surgery - removal of soft palate, uvula and tonsils

4) Both big toenails ripped clean off simultaneously during a hockey game

5) Diverticulitis

6) Broken nose from a 220lb man falling on my face full force during a hockey game. Also ripped that piece of skin in your mouth that connects your upper lip to your gum

7) Climbed a 15 foot fence when I was a kid. Did a flip when I got to the top and got my thumbs caught in the chain links. Hung like Jesus on the cross for 15 minutes while they tried to get me down

8) Displaced knee cap playing tackle football in the street

There might be more, but I can't remember so it can't that bad. right?

ETA: I had minor chest surgery when I was 17, cyst removed. Went home with a a tube that went from under my nipple, out my arm pit, attached to a drainage bag I wore on my belt. Our house had French door handles at the time and as I was running outside, I caught the drain tube on the door handle and ripped it 90% out. INTENSE PAIN

 
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Peri-anal fistula. Not joking. It's worse than it sounds.
This!

I've been battling these for the past 4 years or so and they make things like sitting down on a chair without constantly adjusting your position impossible. In the past 3 years I've had 3 surgeries, 6 cetons placed in/around affected areas, and lots of doctor's around my *** and it's still not close to 100%.

Fluid builds up in the area and it feels like you tore a huge muscle in your glutes, throbs in constant pain all day. Difficult to wipe your own damn butt when you have plastic tubes to navigate around. The problem for me is that I will have to deal with this as it is a side effect of Crohn's and is "inevitable"

Would not wish this on worst enemy.

 
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I've only experienced kidney stones. Not only was it the worst pain ever, but I had no one to help get me to urgent care. I had to drive myself, which is hard to do when any and every position you are in you are in screaming pain. I'm sure other drivers thought I was a raging lunatic!

 
I fractured one of my ribs and my finger playing rugby this week. This fractured rib is probably the most painful thing I have ever experienced. Every time I move or breathe I feel terrible shooting pain throughout my rib cage. It's ####### awful.

 
Dislocated shoulder as far from the ski lodge as possible. Ski patrol wouldn't put it back in. They made me ride back to the lodge/ambulance on the back of a snowmobile for 45 minutes with it just hanging there bouncing.

 
Peri-anal fistula. Not joking. It's worse than it sounds.
This!I've been battling these for the past 4 years or so and they make things like sitting down on a chair without constantly adjusting your position impossible. In the past 3 years I've had 3 surgeries, 6 cetons placed in/around affected areas, and lots of doctor's around my *** and it's still not close to 100%.

Fluid builds up in the area and it feels like you tore a huge muscle in your glutes, throbs in constant pain all day. Difficult to wipe your own damn butt when you have plastic tubes to navigate around. The problem for me is that I will have to deal with this as it is a side effect of Crohn's and is "inevitable"

Would not wish this on worst enemy.
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