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[matt jones]

Could you imagine that? Draft them 1 and 2. Trade Moss, 2 future 1st round picks, current 2nd round pick to get Calvin Johnson. Yeah it won't happen but can I dream? Then I'd sign a decent FA QB and sit Russell for a season or two. Mmmmm that'd be hot.

 

[Challenge Everything]

How could you trade Jay Buhner?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I feel bad for those that were dropped as babies.

 

[PatsWillWin]

yeah thatd be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

please let us know if you come up with any TOTALLY AWESOME IDEAS!!

 

[JohnnyU]

I think it would be cooler if they got Russell Johnson (Professor) to be their GM.

 

[matt jones]

yeah thatd be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!please let us know if you come up with any TOTALLY AWESOME IDEAS!!

Well once I had a pretty sweet business idea. I thought hey, purchase like 100 acres of woods and then use the trees to make toothpicks. I'd then give them a fancy name like 'Cool Pickz' and sell them to rich folk for $35 a box (15 toothpicks per box), and to make even more profit, I'd hire some of those ilegal ******** and then when it was time to pay them I'd tell them there check is in the Payroll Building which would be a woodchipper with a sign that says 'Payroll Building' on it, then I wouldn't even have to pay them! Then I thought, eureka! I'll make toothpicks out of their bones and charge $250 a box for them. I'm like the old guy on the monopoly box... Beautiful to look at; deadly to touch. My brain is always going 10 times faster than that of a normal brain--it's a gift.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Let's all just keep piling on here before it's locked...

Do you think that the Lions would trade Roy Williams and their first round pick to the Vikings for Bryant McKinnie and their first? Makes sense. The Lions need o-line help and the VIkings obviously need a receiver. Well?

 

[matt jones]

Let's all just keep piling on here before it's locked...Do you think that the Lions would trade Roy Williams and their first round pick to the Vikings for Bryant McKinnie and their first? Makes sense. The Lions need o-line help and the VIkings obviously need a receiver. Well?

No, what the Lions should do is move to Los Angeles and sign David Beckham obviously... Also, the vikings have Chris Carter, why would they need another WR?

 

[Illegal Pants Downfield]

Oh yeah...I'm in...

 

[PatsWillWin]

Do you think Oakland would trade Randy Moss for Bill Belichick? Pats need WR help BIG TIME and Oakland definitely needs a HC.

 

[B-Deep]

I heard the cowboys are going to trade TO to the raiders for their first round pick and Al Davis' jump suit.

Seeing Jerry Jones in that jump suit will be TOTALLY AWESOME

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Let's all just keep piling on here before it's locked...Do you think that the Lions would trade Roy Williams and their first round pick to the Vikings for Bryant McKinnie and their first? Makes sense. The Lions need o-line help and the VIkings obviously need a receiver. Well?

No, what the Lions should do is move to Los Angeles and sign David Beckham obviously... Also, the vikings have Chris Carter, why would they need another WR?

True. Chris Carter and Ahmad Rashad do make up one of the better WR tandems in the league. I worry that Fran Tarkenton is getting a bit old though.

 

[matt jones]

Do you think Oakland would trade Randy Moss for Bill Belichick? Pats need WR help BIG TIME and Oakland definitely needs a HC.

Only if Tom Brady threw in 2 of those crappy movado watches he sluts for.

 

[softball]

I heard the cowboys are going to trade TO to the raiders for their first round pick and Al Davis' jump suit.Seeing Jerry Jones in that jump suit will be TOTALLY AWESOME

Its not a jump suit its a Pauly Walnuts matching Sweat Suit!! Cmon now, get yer trade items correct.I think it would be really cool if the new GM of the Giants would figure out a way to get Tiki Barbr to unretire and then TRADES him to Oakland for the 1st pick. Whew, that WOULD be sweet.....

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I think it would be cooler if they got Russell Johnson (Professor) to be their GM.

And throw in Ginger & Mary Ann for future considerations.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Chris Farley: Um, hi. Welcome to The Chris Farley Show. I'm.. Chris Farley.. and, my guest tonight is.. one of the.. greatest musicians.. uh, rock musicians. I guess, songwriter, ever. [ Smacks himself ] GOD! That sounds stupid! God, I'm an idiot! I never know how to start these things!

Paul McCartney: You're doing great, Chris.

Chris Farley: [ hopeful ] Really? No, I'm not. [ hyperventilating ] Anyway.. I guess.. I didn't have, have to say, who you were, because.. man, I mean.. everyone knows who you are. Mmm.. you're Paul McCartney.

Paul McCartney: Well, it's great to be here.

Chris Farley: [ uncomfortable ] You.. you.. you remember when you were with The Beatles?

Paul McCartney: Yeah, sure.

Chris Farley: That was awesome!

Paul McCartney: Yeah, it was.

 

[Mahoney]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some f*****' muscle.

 

[Raider Nation]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

 

[diesel7982]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

Only if they trade Jerry Porter and Lamont Jordan to CLE and Tampa for their first rounders. Duh.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

Only if they trade Jerry Porter and Lamont Jordan to CLE and Tampa for their first rounders. Duh.

Tampa wouldn't want Fargas instead?

 

[PatsWillWin]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

Only if they trade Jerry Porter and Lamont Jordan to CLE and Tampa for their first rounders. Duh.

Tampa wouldn't want Fargas instead?

Fargas is a free agent. Can't trade free agents.They COULD re-sign him and then trade him - but that's a little too far-fetched. Be reasonable.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

Only if they trade Jerry Porter and Lamont Jordan to CLE and Tampa for their first rounders. Duh.

Tampa wouldn't want Fargas instead?

Fargas is a free agent. Can't trade free agents.They COULD re-sign him and then trade him - but that's a little too far-fetched. Be reasonable.

Are you kidding! I can definitely see the Bucs signing Fargas and packaging him with their #1 for BOTH Porter and Jordan. Because then the Raiders could trade Fargas to the Lions for their #1. The Lions would certainly go for that as insurance against Jones not coming back from injury.Now they have their own #1 AND Tampa and Detroit's.Think people, think!

 

[Mahoney]

Cleveland needs help on the O-Line.

I smell a "Robert Gallery for the #3 pick in the draft and Kellen Winslow" trade cooking.

 

[matt jones]

Cleveland needs help on the O-Line.

I smell a "Robert Gallery for the #3 pick in the draft and Kellen Winslow" trade cooking.

No way would the Raiders make that trade, what are you some sort of idiot? Gallery is a #2 pick, 2 is higher than 3. I didn't even mention that Winslow is a bust.

 

[Illegal Pants Downfield]

Cleveland needs help on the O-Line.

I smell a "Robert Gallery for the #3 pick in the draft and Kellen Winslow" trade cooking.

No way would the Raiders make that trade, what are you some sort of idiot? Gallery is a #2 pick, 2 is higher than 3. I didn't even mention that Winslow is a bust.

Wait wait wait... You can't make fun of you. We're making fun of you...

 

[One]

I hear OAK's trading Seabass & a '08 1st RD pick to DET for their '07 1st rounder and the rights to Barry Sanders.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I hear OAK's trading Seabass & a '08 1st RD pick to DET for their '07 1st rounder and the rights to Barry Sanders.

Sounds reasonable. Given the franchises involved.

 

[perry147]

DET gives up a first rounder and Kitna in a trade for Randy Moss and Arron Brooks with OAK.

 

[aposulli]

Packers send Brett Favre to the Raiders

Raiders send Randy Moss to the Patriots

Patriots send SEA 1st Round pick to the Titans

Titans send Chris Brown to the Broncos

Bears send Thomas Jones to the Broncos

Bears send Cedric Benson to the Broncos

Broncos send 1st Round Pick to Bears, 2nd Round pick to Packers

 

[PatsWillWin]

Packers send Brett Favre to the RaidersRaiders send Randy Moss to the PatriotsPatriots send SEA 1st Round pick to the TitansTitans send Chris Brown to the BroncosBears send Thomas Jones to the BroncosBears send Cedric Benson to the BroncosBroncos send 1st Round Pick to Bears, 2nd Round pick to Packers

I don't think Chicago would do it. Other than that

 

[matuski]

Idiot.

Was that too harsh?

 

[Jim Otto]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

We'd still find a way to suck though...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Why is everyone piling on this guy? Not only can the Raiders get Russell and Johnson, but they should also be able to get Joe Thomas and Alan Branch as well.

We'd still find a way to suck though...

But you still have the coolest NFL jersey EVER