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Wow Morgan Ensberg.... (1 Viewer)

General Malaise

General Malaise

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Who's Mister Clutch? Not you, Mister Ensberg. Did you drink a bottle of The Suck tonight before this game with Pittsburgh? 0-7 through 14 and not just your pedestrian 0 fer 7 neither, no...this is the kind of 0-7 legends are made of. Legends of the Terrible.

Top 14. Nobody out. 3-3 game. Your buddy Carlos Lee doubles to start. All we need from you is some form of contact that moves the runner over. Like a bunt! You've seen your pitchers do it. Or maybe even a ground ball to the right side. Or, I dunno, a deep fly ball? ANY####INGTHING BUT A HIT TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE INFIELD, DOUCHEBOX!!!! :unsure: :hot: :hot:

And let's go back to the top of the 11th. Bases Loaded. 1 out. Fly out to the right area, and a run scores. What do you do? Line out, double off a runner. Awesome.

Man, Morgan....the only person that sucks more than you is Jenna Jameson and she doesn't even swing a stick.

Pile of dog turds

 
yep, the ##### is on my team too. 10 lob for morgan the magnificent.

Sucks is not the right word. I don't know what is, but suck aint anywhere near strong enough for that meatwads performance.

 
General Malaise said:
Who's Mister Clutch? Not you, Mister Ensberg. Did you drink a bottle of The Suck tonight before this game with Pittsburgh? 0-7 through 14 and not just your pedestrian 0 fer 7 neither, no...this is the kind of 0-7 legends are made of. Legends of the Terrible.

Top 14. Nobody out. 3-3 game. Your buddy Carlos Lee doubles to start. All we need from you is some form of contact that moves the runner over. Like a bunt! You've seen your pitchers do it. Or maybe even a ground ball to the right side. Or, I dunno, a deep fly ball? ANY####INGTHING BUT A HIT TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE INFIELD, DOUCHEBOX!!!! :unsure: :hot: :hot:

And let's go back to the top of the 11th. Bases Loaded. 1 out. Fly out to the right area, and a run scores. What do you do? Line out, double off a runner. Awesome.

Man, Morgan....the only person that sucks more than you is Jenna Jameson and she doesn't even swing a stick.

Pile of dog turds
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I beg to differ...
 
General Malaise said:
Who's Mister Clutch? Not you, Mister Ensberg. Did you drink a bottle of The Suck tonight before this game with Pittsburgh? 0-7 through 14 and not just your pedestrian 0 fer 7 neither, no...this is the kind of 0-7 legends are made of. Legends of the Terrible. Top 14. Nobody out. 3-3 game. Your buddy Carlos Lee doubles to start. All we need from you is some form of contact that moves the runner over. Like a bunt! You've seen your pitchers do it. Or maybe even a ground ball to the right side. Or, I dunno, a deep fly ball? ANY####INGTHING BUT A HIT TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE INFIELD, DOUCHEBOX!!!! :bag: :) :hot: And let's go back to the top of the 11th. Bases Loaded. 1 out. Fly out to the right area, and a run scores. What do you do? Line out, double off a runner. Awesome. Man, Morgan....the only person that sucks more than you is Jenna Jameson and she doesn't even swing a stick.Pile of dog turds
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:lmao: Ensberg just flat out sucks.
 
By year's end I think you'll be happy with Ensberg's numbers.

What the stros need to do is call up Pence. He's ready.

Maybe shop Scott and Lane around for any decent starter.

 
I have been watching this loser since 05 when he played against my Sox in the series and STUNK the place up and has been doing that ever since. This guy is bad. :whoosh:

 
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I never liked Moe with his wide open stance. He's a strike out waiting to happen!

Astros stranded something like 16 runners. Maybe more. I know it was around 15 in 9 innings!! Typical.

I can't believe they gave Biggio the triple on that error (then he gets out on the next hit) WTF! Should have been a single.

 
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I had the misfortune of attending this game. Left after the 15th inning. I think I counted at least 200 fans remaining when I left. It was cold and it looked like even the players didn't want to be there anymore!

I think there should be a rule about making pitching changes in extra innings. And if I have a kid, I am going to tie his right arm to his body so he learns how to do everything left handed. Other than backup QB for the Colts, left handed reliever has to be the best job in sports.

One bonus for me is that I benched Ensberg before the game. ;)

 
brewer said:
I had the misfortune of attending this game. Left after the 15th inning. I think I counted at least 200 fans remaining when I left. It was cold and it looked like even the players didn't want to be there anymore!

I think there should be a rule about making pitching changes in extra innings. And if I have a kid, I am going to tie his right arm to his body so he learns how to do everything left handed. Other than backup QB for the Colts, left handed reliever has to be the best job in sports.

One bonus for me is that I benched Ensberg before the game. :thumbup:
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You must have had a nice replacement. That matchup against Zack Duke sure looked juicy to me.
 
Astros coming on now. Must be tough after that 5 hour game last night.

It showed Ensberg's stats. He alone left 10 men on base. The Astros as a team left 18 on. He's not starting today thank god!

 
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