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You can only poop one day a week (1 Viewer)

Which day of the week will you do your pooping?

  • Monday

    Votes: 18 22.0%

  • Tuesday

    Votes: 4 4.9%

  • Wednesday

    Votes: 10 12.2%

  • Thursday

    Votes: 6 7.3%

  • Friday

    Votes: 13 15.9%

  • Saturday

    Votes: 9 11.0%

  • Sunday

    Votes: 22 26.8%
  • Total voters
    82
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You will poop the same number of times per week. If you normally poop twice a day, you will poop 14 times on the day of your choosing.

 
Since I'll be pooping pretty much the entire day, I'll go with Wednesday. I'll essentially be getting paid to poop and it provides a nice break in the work week.

 
Do you feel like you have to poop for the rest of the week like you would if you missed that many poop days normally, or does pooping ~14 times in one day hold you over completely until the next week?

 
FreeBaGeL said:
Do you feel like you have to poop for the rest of the week like you would if you missed that many poop days normally, or does pooping ~14 times in one day hold you over completely until the next week?
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This is the most important question - needs to be answered before voting.

Pooping is amazing. But feeling like you have to poop, and NOT being able to is close to hell on earth.

Will place my vote accordingly when this is cleared up...

 
If I'm ####ting 14 times in one day then my ### is going to be raw. I vote Monday so I can recover to do any activities I want on the weekend.

 
AAABatteries said:
If I'm ####ting 14 times in one day then my ### is going to be raw. I vote Monday so I can recover to do any activities I want on the weekend.
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What the hell are you doing on weekends that you are so concerned about having a fresh dookie maker?

 
I've always considered Monday a ####ter. Plus, I tend to over eat on the weekends, so a Monday purge seems about right.

 
I think you have to go Wednesday. Those voting for Monday or Friday will lose out because any three day weekend possibilities and Monday holidays will be mostly lost.

 
FreeBaGeL said:
Do you feel like you have to poop for the rest of the week like you would if you missed that many poop days normally, or does pooping ~14 times in one day hold you over completely until the next week?
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yeah, it holds you over. you feel fine the other days of the week.

 
Why are you assuming that you'd go 14 times on poop day?

Isn't what happens that you get extra long swirly whirlies in the bowl, and you just have to pinch and flush as you go to prevent clogging? That sounds like one big poop rather than 14 poops to me.

 
Changing my vote from Friday to Thursday. I don't want to look forward to Fridays and then have them ruined by overpooping. Might as well get it over with on Thursday so I can be all good for Fri/Sat/Sun.

Although it'd only be about 5 poops max for me, so it wouldn't take up too much of my time. You 2-a-day guys are screwed, us every-other-day-or-so folk really win out in this arrangement.

 
I'm in the office probably most on Tuesdays. Although, it would look pretty weird to co-workers that I go to the bathroom that often.

Hate to pick a weekend day though.

 
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