You have one day to do anything. What would you do? (1 Viewer)

[shuke]

hookers, blow and white castle

In that order?

 

[shuke]

Slab of Gates.

A what now?

 

[AAABatteries]

A what now?

I’m going to guess this:

https://gatesbbq.com

 

[wikkidpissah]

I hope it is a small island, cause you plus a "vixen" on a Vespa ... let's just say that your gas mileage may be on low the side. YMMV.

Me. If "anything" is really an option, I'd want to have one of those often discussed dinner parties with great historical figures; which would undoubtedly include Vespas, vixens and a Mediterranean island.

As for the great historical figures, I haven't figured that out yet. I'll let the vixens give me some suggestions.

ya, certainly not in my current state of repair - two scooters, tho Scary Mary & i made do w one a coupla times

Great Table - probably deserves its own thread - lessee....Voltaire (and his ol' pal Rakoczy), Nellie Bly, Robert Johnson, Pythagoras, Marcus Aurelius, my inspiration Angelina Grimke (tho we'd have to get her drunk), Byron & Mary Shelley, Siegfried Sassoon, Shakespeare, Mozart will do.

ETA: and Scary Mary would be at the other end of the table, of course - coked to the gills, picking off Byron's plate

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm assuming this isn't - you have one day left to live, I think all of us would surround ourselves with those we love most for that 24 hours. 

Realistic answer (meaning $$) I will say play golf with some buddies in the morning - nice lunch at the clubhouse after.  Shower, maybe take my kids to a movie or ball game.  Dinner with wife and then adult time.

Money is no object.....I'd love to take a helicopter tour over the Grand Canyon and do some hiking or whitewater rafting.  Play golf on the coast of Scotland again.  Climb Machu Picchu.  Watch the whales in Maui and then hang out on the beach.  Two chicks at the same time.  Tour Paris and the Eiffel Tower.  Go to a soccer match at Old Trafford in Manchester.  Visit the Great Wall of China.

 

[Galileo]

I'm assuming this isn't - you have one day left to live, I think all of us would surround ourselves with those we love most for that 24 hours. 

Realistic answer (meaning $$) I will say play golf with some buddies in the morning - nice lunch at the clubhouse after.  Shower, maybe take my kids to a movie or ball game.  Dinner with wife and then adult time.

Money is no object.....I'd love to take a helicopter tour over the Grand Canyon and do some hiking or whitewater rafting.  Play golf on the coast of Scotland again.  Climb Machu Picchu.  Watch the whales in Maui and then hang out on the beach.  Two chicks at the same time.  Tour Paris and the Eiffel Tower.  Go to a soccer match at Old Trafford in Manchester.  Visit the Great Wall of China.

You'll need more than money to pull off that agenda in a day.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Money is no object.....I'd love to take a helicopter tour over the Grand Canyon and do some hiking or whitewater rafting.  Play golf on the coast of Scotland again.  Climb Machu Picchu.  Watch the whales in Maui and then hang out on the beach.  Two chicks at the same time.  Tour Paris and the Eiffel Tower.  Go to a soccer match at Old Trafford in Manchester.  Visit the Great Wall of China.

Just be aware you’ll probably have to take off work the next day.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

ya, certainly not in my current state of repair - two scooters, tho Scary Mary & i made do w one a coupla times

Great Table - probably deserves it's own thread - lessee....Voltaire (and his ol' pal Rakoczy), Nellie Bly, Robert Johnson, Pythagoras, Marcus Aurelius, my inspiration Angelina Grimke (tho we'd have to get her drunk), Byron & Mary Shelley, Siegfried Sassoon, Shakespeare will do.

ETA: and Scary Mary would be at the other end of the table, of course - coked to the gills, picking off Byron's plate

Nice guest list so far. I will add some details. 

1) Since we have one day, I will expand the dinner into a 24 hour bash. 

2) Since "anything" is allowed, I will make it Derby Day, but move the race to our small Greek island. 

3) I will invite Zeno, Achilles and some tortoises. 

4) I will alter the Derby rules to allow the greatest horses of history, Achilles & tortoises. 

5) I will give each tortoise a 10 second head start. 

6) I will then take every dime of Zeno's, when he picks the tortoise field. 

Ok. That's the main event. A Derby Day bash in the Med - on Zeno's dime.

More details later. 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Oh, Jimi Hendrix will be on hand to play My Old Kentucky Home & the call to the post. 

Hey Joe will be you and he. 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

And... Wikkid & Scary Mary are in the race also. 

On a single Vespa. 

Fast track. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Go for it, cry on your day.

It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.

 

[Freak Show]

For me, it's a hike with my wife into the Weminuche Wilderness.

 

[Ned]

Meat Scarlett Johansson

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ATM

You'd think a dentist would be more careful about what he puts in his mouth, but I'm happy you're comfortable being you now, gb.

 

[NREC34]

I'm assuming this isn't - you have one day left to live, I think all of us would surround ourselves with those we love most for that 24 hours. 

Realistic answer (meaning $$) I will say play golf with some buddies in the morning - nice lunch at the clubhouse after.  Shower, maybe take my kids to a movie or ball game.  Dinner with wife and then adult time.

Money is no object.....I'd love to take a helicopter tour over the Grand Canyon and do some hiking or whitewater rafting.  Play golf on the coast of Scotland again.  Climb Machu Picchu.  Watch the whales in Maui and then hang out on the beach.  Two chicks at the same time.  Tour Paris and the Eiffel Tower.  Go to a soccer match at Old Trafford in Manchester.  Visit the Great Wall of China.

That guy has terminal cancer and doing stuff like that