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Your Favorite Diss Track (1 Viewer)

Hit’em up for me...

but, given 8 mile is on tv right now, while not a diss track, the last 20 minutes that has Rabbit against the 3 guys from free world is fantastic.

 
badmojo1006 said:
Billy Joel - Big Shot
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"Now they're all impressed/with your Halston dress"

Oh yeah. I can feel it burning!  

You had to be the big shot didn't ya? You had to have the last laugh last night, oh? 

Oh oh oh oh whoa whoa whoa.  

Love that freaking tune.  

 
Funniest thing ever is at our annual champions dinner for 24 guy golf outing we had a guy for his initiation stand on a table and recite the lyrics to No Vaseline. Music in background. Hilarious. GOAT diss track and it’s not close

 
Almost forgot about this one.  Freddie Foxxx takes on the entire industry.  He aint scurrrred. A true goon:  

"And you want to battle me for a Rolie that I'mma take anyway
Better leave me the f alone Bumpy Knucks don't play"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsNSFhVB_zo

 
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rockaction said:
I was actually thinking Wanksta as I went along in this. Wanksta down?  
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Wanksta was too much of a radio pop hit for me to be taken seriously as a diss track. I know it was, but the beat was corny and so were the lyrics IMO.

Back Down far superior to me.

 
Re: Tha Dogg Pound - Daz should have been bigger, had the best flow of any of the west coast rappers at that time but every track he was on or made seemed to be just talking #### on the current beef going on instead of focusing on just making good music.  Feels Bad Man.

 
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rockaction said:
"Now they're all impressed/with your Halston dress"

Oh yeah. I can feel it burning!  

You had to be the big shot didn't ya? You had to have the last laugh last night, oh? 

Oh oh oh oh whoa whoa whoa.  

Love that freaking tune.  
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And I am not a big Billy Joel fan, but this is such a good song

 
John Bender said:
Re: Tha Dogg Pound - Daz should have been bigger, had the best flow of any of the west coast rappers at that time but every track he was on or made seemed to be just talking #### on the current beef going on instead of focusing on just making good music.  Feels Bad Man.
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Daz is/was a terrible rapper... But a pretty good producer.  Kurupt was a legit emceee (wasn't he one of the 4 horseman or other super groups?).  But yea, Daz has TONS of material out there that didn't hit the mainstream and it's 95% garbage.  He can barely rhyme 1 syllable. The DOC and RBX might wrote all his DoggFood rhymes. 

 
cockroach said:
Daz is/was a terrible rapper... But a pretty good producer.  Kurupt was a legit emceee (wasn't he one of the 4 horseman or other super groups?).  But yea, Daz has TONS of material out there that didn't hit the mainstream and it's 95% garbage.  He can barely rhyme 1 syllable. The DOC and RBX might wrote all his DoggFood rhymes. 
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This.  Daz ghost produced a lot of Dre's work.  Great producer.  Kinda trash on the mic tho.  

 
You guys are right. I got them completely backwards :bag:  Replace "Daz" with Kurupt in my original post.  

 
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Speaking of The Doc and Daz, #####es ain't #### probably fits the category. Nothing is as good as Hit 'em up, but I love BAS. Like all white people, I especially love the Ben Folds cover.

The non-rap category has to have You Never Even Called Me by My Name in it. Although, Coe was going after the whole industry. Not sure that qualifies or not.

 
Korn (an overrated band who had a couple of good albums in large catalog) Vs Limp Bizkit (a truly horrible band that was a product of the times)

That being said, a pretty funny song, which had a good groove.

All in the Family

Korn

Say what, say what? 
my #### is bigger than yours
Say what, say what? 
My band is bigger than yours

Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucker, Korny 
Mother####er', takin' over foes is the Limp pimp, need a Bizkit to save 
This crew from Jon Davis. 
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best 
Step back 'cause I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill. 
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man? 
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.

I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it, you look like 
One of those dancers from the Hanson video, you little fagot ho. 
Please give me some #### to wreck with, 'cause right now I'm all wicked, 
Suck my #### kid, like your daddy did. 
Who the #### you think you're talking to?

Me. 
I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you. 
Whatever. 
All up in my face with that
Are you ready?
But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, 
Smelling all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers! 
Yeah, baby! 
I hear ya tootin' on them bagpipes clad, but you said it best, 
There's No Place To Hide. 
What the #### ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whatever, limp ****. Fred 
Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. want to be 
Funkdoobiest when you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, 
Fakin'! Plus your bills I'm 
Paying, you can't eat that #### every day, Fred. 
Lay off the bacon 
Say what, say what? 
You better watch your ####in' mouth, Jon.

So you hate me? 
And I hate you! 
You know what, you know what? 
It's all in the family. 
I hate you! 
And you hate me! 
You know what, you know what? 
It's all in the family.

Look at you fool, I'm gonna #### you up twice, throwin' rhymes at me 
Like, oh #### alright, Vanilla Ice. 
Ya better run, run while ya can, 
You'll never #### me up, Bisc Limpkit. 
At least I got a phat, original band.

Who's hot, who's not? 
You. 
You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job. 
Time to 
Take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill. 
#### you. 
You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye. 
Climbing shoots and ladders, 
While your ego shatters. 
But you just can't get away. 
Get a gay? 
'cause it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

So you hate me? 
And I hate you! 
You know what, you know what? 
It's all in the family. 
I hate you! 
And you hate me! 
You know what, you know what? 
It's all in the family.

You call yourself a singer? 
Yep. 
You're more like Jerry Springer. 
Oh cool! 
Your favorite band is winger, 
Winger? 
And all you eat is Zingers. 
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your 
Favorite flag is rebel. 
Yea! 
It's just too bad that you're a fagot on a lower level. 
So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill. 
Gettin' butt-####ed by your uncle Chuck, 
While your sister's on her knees waitin' for your 
Little peanut. 
Wait, where'd ya get that little dance? 
Over here. 
Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako where your father 
Had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your 
Father's mad, your mother's now your lover. 
Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a ####in' wheelie? 
You love it down 
South in the fall, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

And I love you! 
And I want you! 
And I'll suck you! 
And I'll #### you! 
And I'll butt-#### you! 
And I'll eat you! 
And I'll lick your little ****, mother####er. 
Say what? Say what?

 
Another favorite:

Star####ers, Inc.

Nine Inch Nails

My god sits in the back of the limousine 
My god comes in a wrapper of cellophane 
My god pouts on the cover of the magazine 
My god's a shallow little ##### trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype 
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right 
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me 
I play a game 
It's called insincerity

Star####ers 
Star####ers 
Star####ers, Inc. 
Star####ers

I am every ####### thing and just a little more 
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore 
And when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste 
It's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah 
(### kisser)

Star####ers 
Star####ers 
Star####ers, Inc. 
Star####ers

All our pain 
How did we ever get by without you? 
You're so vain 
I bet you think this song is about you 
Don't you? 
Don't you? 
Don't you? 
Don't you?

Now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones 
Now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones

 
A real diss track would have been Eminem expounding on how a no-name had no game. Eminem trucks this dude. Like he just said on his recent single about battle raps. "Lose=lose for me."  

 
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